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Hark! The ghost of calendars is here! We talk about Downsizing the movie! Kristen Wiig is only funny on SNL, Danny's tired of these freaks, Shawn Green weight loss update, Reddit Soapbox, DDP Yoga Zone, McDonald's Holiday Pies, Shawn fam troubles, TV Land is tearing Shaw's family apart, Teachers on TV Land, Shawn and Danny get into an argument ON AIR, Party of Five season 3 in-depth review!! Shawn...

Welcome to Blood Court! Author Dr. James Brubaker joins the par-tay! Rehashing old beefs, Facebook is evil, books and cooks, turnips, football talk, trying to get Danny to watch Star Trek, brass knuckles, Shawn is def NOT racist, Chub and Butt, Guess That Midi, Joan Osborne, Shawn's DDR exercise plan, Chat Pack Conversation Starter Cards, D.A.R.E., music reviews, I Ate a Sewer Rat!! James Brubaker...

It's the 'Second halfwayokay Friendship Clubisode', where YOU the listener provides the content for us! This was a blast to do! Thanks everyone!! Danny is a “foodie”, Bart VS Hamlet, Pikachu VS Scooby-Doo, beet, beet, beet, twenty minutes talking about a beet, Pokémon Let's Go talk, grocery delivery from a stranger, Halo University, Hardee's Xbox, Rad Kandy Korner, Shawn is afraid of nostalgia, Da...

The show is a flop from the very start! Danny's in a baaaaaad mood this week, gang! But Shawn's great and NOT in a mood! Shawn wants to play Dragon Dice!! What a card ol' Shawn is. A real cute guy! Heath bars in the bath tub, Elon Musk is a weird creep, Grimes isn't very smart, Carson Daily's favorite songs, Tetris Effect, Shawn Gree soundboard reaction voicemails! Is Shawn a Man of the World? Or...

Welcome first time listeners!! More Danny Door Dash antics! Shawn wants to claim the “halfwayokay” name on SnapChat, Incels are the worst, Shawn is still having issues with this appearance because he was an idiot and shaved his beard for a costume, Danny made a soundboard, Trick or Treating, Shawn tries so very hard to talk about something, but Danny refuses to let Shawn talk because he keeps sayi...

Welcome BACK to the Castle of Blood! Horror actor Erin R. Ryan joins the fun on this very spooky episode! Dinosaur talk, Shawn Green's face EXPOSED! Prince Adam, Blood News!! Nashville Nightmare, stabbings, robocalls, a cool clip from The Office, Parker and Grant, Spooky Story Story Submissions!! Hot Dr. Pepper (again), Halloween Jokes brought to you by Funology.com/halloween, The Loveland Frog, T...

Shawn and Danny makin' magic once again!! Shawn's stress meter, Shawn makes plans for when/if he becomes single again, clown college, Santa college, tiny museum, Shawn Green's Anime Connection, Dragon Ball Z, Shawn is playing Call of Duty for some reason, Jason Witten, Ray Sipe, Terry Davis, HQ Trivia: The Office, Jerry Wheat voicemails, Jimmy Civilian voicemail!, unpleasant movie theater experien...

We got Shawn, Danny, and Greg Nichols!! And BOY do we TALK!! Shawn is NOT racist, the old days of public access, Shawn's nice, HWOK bylaws, assuming gender norms, Danny Fastpaws is declared THE Enemy of the Show, Danny throws a power play baby pout fit, Shawn and Greg revisit their imrov roots, Danny Fastpaws' Film Best Reviews He Did Not Write, The Bodyguard, Greg is a great listener, The Georgia...

Shawn is losin' his grip and losin' his cool! Danny's cool and smooth and fulla blam! News Uh-oh! Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky parody songs, Shawn finally saw Shrek and he didn't care for it, Danny death shames poor Chris Farley R.I.P., Highway to Heck, Hot Dr. Pepper, “Here's the thing”, 2018 Annual First Time halfwayokay Awards! Congratulations to all of our winners and nominees, Phantasy Star...

Shawn educates Danny about the state or supreme court justice insanity that's going on, KavaNAW!! Guinness World Records, staying overnight at a museum, Shawn is accidentally into poor shaming, giving life advice to Viv, Danny's killer new Shawn impression, DIDJANU?, Danny and Shaw review Flyin' Ryan, Party of Five season 2!, Outback Steak House gift card scandal, Target attack!! Homophobic breakf...

It's Weird Easter is a fine holiday! Almost as good as the anniversery of Bruce Almighty's theatrical release! We immediately ask our lovely guest designer and “bud” Tony Wartinger about his dating habits and he gets VERY uncomfortable, also Project Runway news!! Audrey is Listener of the Month, Yeses or Noses, Weird Easter gift exchanges, butt size, James Brubaker reads us a scary story with SWEA...

We got the scoops! A.K.A. clown sightings, criss-cross applesauce, Danny attacks the press, Pepe the Frog has ruined frogs, rainbows, ringback tones, we're not gonna BAKE it, Herd That With Shawn, Spider Season, incest heist, braggin about autographs, “The Grave” in depth review, Kroger rapology, video game voicemail, World of Warcraft is older than Viv, Shawn opens a mysterious package, Somebody...

Shawn and also Danny are hoopin' it up again! Migraines, dog-head men, Kroger, happy birthday Matt Miller. BREAKING NEWS sponsored by The Alla Xul Elu!! Things got CRAZY with Richlife!! Noam Chomsky poems, Being addicted to early 90s FOX television, Party of Five season 1 deep dive. Danny is disappointed that nobody watched Party of Five, Mutant Roundup!!: Jlink Master's grandma rant, William John...

Shawn and Danny are on this episode! They talk about cookies, Mourning Announcements *BONG*, Spooktacular talk, Shawn tries to workshop a joke with Danny but Danny doesn't cooperate (shocker), the Wayans Brothers, the Franklin Public Pool, R.I.P. Parks and Rec bit actor John McCain, Sonic the Hedgehog, Danny and Shawn explore progressive terms, The Great Shawn V Danny Nice Debate continues, kitche...

We are back after a long week to give you comedy and joy! Danny is shy, Shawn's been doing some emotional eating, cereal box reviews, what to do with the old HWOK YouTube channel, Kettering Ohio Skeleton House Update, Black Licorice Mentos, the airplane wasn't on fire, Danny reads Shawn's old show notes, iPood, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld: ENEMY OF THE SHOW, Don Tramp: ENEMY O...

Shawn Groan and the Dead Man are at it again! Shawn gripes about his visit to Canada, Shawn is still very very stressed, Vancouver VS Chicago, Shawn was nearly attacked, HWOK shirt issues, Danny Fastpaws' travel safety tips, we have an unintelligent and stilted conversation about race, Shawn's mailman hates him, Shawn's going to be an electrical engineer, Jay Juicer, Danny finally weasels his way...

Shawn talks about his Chicago trip, Ms Pac-Man will could kill you, Second City, Good Will Hunting is a good movie, Danny reviews the World of Warcraft film, we declare war on GSTV.com, Shawn is annoyed by one of the Key and Peeles, more Mutant Roundup! This time it's TONS of convoluted “Richlifesz of Roadtrips” coverage so buckle the fuck in, love, betrayal, goblin matrons, Walmart, high speed ca...

Hey mon! Special guest Eric Ditmer joins us! Shawn is stressed and is also a hero, NEW HWOK SHIRTS!!, Danny's Mutant Roundup presents Sarah Hayes, holidays, movie reviews, Will Wonkers and the Candy Place, Oompa Loompas aren't self-sufficient, Trick-or-Treat ethics, we love Sarah Hayes, Show Notes Roulette, underage club/bar entry using Door Dash, test drive bummer, car talk, Danny tries to pick a...

Actor Erin R. Ryan is here talking about scorpion mice! The Alt-Right ruined frogs, correcting naming confusion, Sigur Rós is for lamewads, Harry Potty, earwax defense, horror flavored reboots abounds, Buffy talk, remembering the one time Danny and Shawn went to see poetry, Danny doesn't like poetry, Dead Journal memories, Elf Power, Sgt Dave deep dive, polio awareness, The Computer Man, sandwich...

Danny honors his commitment to talk like a cowboy and wear a cowboy hat the entire episode, y'all, nobody likes Shawn, Shawn declares war on Speedway gas stations and their awful pump TVs, #PeaceAtThePump, Speedy Rewards, Shawn doesn't drink big popz, NoislessChatter.com's own Philip J. Reed challenges us to watch and like M*A*S*H, Shawn tries to riff with Danny but Danny chooses to take it over i...

It's the 'halfwayokay Friendship Clubisode', where YOU the listener provides the content for us! This was a blast to do! Thanks everyone!! Shawn and Danny have a restaurant fight, Danny is insulted because I don't invite him along on everything I do, Shawn still can't stop thinking about a Ms Pac-man cocktail arcade game, Run For Cover Lover, Chow Daddy, Pizza Pizza Lunchables taste test, justpass...

We're adonished to have Spookmaster Jarrod Johnson! Shawn is struggling, Danny and Jarrod talk about stupid football, Shawn and Danny are REAL bickery this ep, all of our guests are nice, Danny Fastpaws Rates People in the Friendship Club, Shawn had coffee, we're all sweating, Shawn does his killer and super accurate Greg Nichols impression, Shawn introduces a new HWOK contest: The Official halfwa...

Shawn and Danny spend 5 minutes troubleshooting an audio issue that's slowly driving Shawn to lose is mind. We thought it was funny to keep it in. It's okay. It's the WORST time to start watching Handmaid's Tale! If you're not jacked in, you're nothing, Shawn is a workplace hero, Pokémon Quest is a dumb, they're trying to push Eevee on us as a starter Pokémon and its bullshit, Toys R Us closure, S...

Episode 54: No Offense, Weenoid Bonko and The Mongoose hoop it up chill style! Vacation talk, Trump talk, drugz talk, Shawn's naked phase, the ocean is our enemy, haunted hotels, Mothman, Danny apologizes to the listeners, Danny is a buzzkill and a hater of art, “no offense”, Feedback, we get a movie suggestion that we looked up and it's a gross movie so we're not gonna watch it, Danny recaps Neve...

Julie joins Shawn and Danny for more great fun! Shawn doesn't like Parks and Rec because of the last two seasons, first ever HWOK field trip to get a gross gimmick fast food drink, WHIO Channel 7 local news story that will chill you to the BONE!, Danny reviews Shawn's Mixlr Car Casts, Drac Pack business, we spoil and fight about the horror film Hereditary, show favorite Tony Wartinger gets spooked...