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Get ready for a weird and stilted episode, Imps! / Long-haired man Zac Reed joins the fray! / Shawn did NOT masturbate in front of anyone / Mead gifts / Shawn's jokes are ON POINT / Stranger Things 3 / Penis Jokes for Ian & Old Matt Mill / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn Gree's Greenbean Adventure: DK Effect Barcade Revisited / Danny is so anti going to bars that he dominates the conversation about it...

The pod fade is REAL, folks! / Pool Nachos / Danny thinks beers are cool now JK / Shawn's cool vacation recap / Shawn has a fantastic new character based on putting shells in his mouth / Shawn shares some of his musical art / Danny's dental experience / Shawn takes HIMSELF to Clown Court / FaceApp / Russians / Shawn has to make calls / Shawn ends up pranking Domino's / Dead body donation company s...

SGX and Bloody Holly are back atcha spittin' the TRUTH / Good Vibes Only / Is Shawn Gree officially a Gen Xer?? / Exploring 90s fashion / “Football News” – but it's scary! / Shawn talks about handheld video games / King of fantasy monsters / “What's that Ol' Website Up To?” - DeviantArt / A lot of visual bits that aren't the best for an audio format / “Who Do You Think You Are!?” / Does Shawn have...

Shawn and Dan-Dan talk about EVERYTHING! / Women's sports / New “Gio Wave” shirts are in the store! / Bill Nye is a lamewad / Sheep are melephlapods / Podcast gripes / HWOK Book Club: Animal Farm / Dustin Diamond = David Berkowitz / Mutant Roundup: Gail Chord Schuler (holy shit, guyz) / Professor Slopes says Danny isn't a republican / Danny REALLY doesn't like Fred Armisen / Zac is collectin' dry...

Shawn seeks the man with sapphire eyes / More flat tires!? / Shawn has a TRUE Tale or Horror: Curse of the Jiggle Mower / CRISIS ALERT: The Office will be leaving Netflips / Giovanni Ribisi Day is a-comin'! / Danny may have to become a Republican against his will / “Diamond” David Lee Roth offensive?? / R.I.P. Max Wright / GAME GORNER / Harry Potter: Wizards Unite! / Super Mario Maker 2 / The half...

Tony Wartinger is here again and NOT a victim anymore!! / Right Off the Bat / Shawn did NOT masturbate in public / Tony gets pampered / Introducing the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) / halfwayokay At the Movies: The Dead Don't Die (skip to the break to avoid spoilers!) / Tony and Shawn play “Yesses or Noses“ / Danny and Tony trash talk Shawn behind his back / Dr. Brubaker treats us to...

It's been an off week! / Tire trouble / Shawn and Danny figure out what happens to the show when one of us dies / Danny old man gripes about how many letters are in “LGBTQA” / Shawn's punishment cover photo is finally chosen (thanks Imps!!♥) / Danny's feelin' the “podfade” and did not prepare anything for the show so he gathered a bunch of our old show notes and keeps reading from them / Somebody...

Danny Fastpaws' cousin Buddy Fastpaws comes by the show and Shawn learns a lot about himself! / Danny and Shawn play “Podcast!? I Thought You Said BODcast: The Return” / Shawn thinks his Facebook friends are very stupid people / Shawn finally saw The Blair Witch Project / Lotta video game talk E3's Game Gorner XL!! / Shawn is kinda over Pokémon!? / Shawn started sculpting and it was a fantastic ex...

Shawny is feelin' sicky so we're skipping the regular show this week. BUT if you haven't had a chance to listen to Shawn and Danny's first appearance on the Gem City Podcast from back in September 2018 you're in for a treat! See ya next week! Check out Izzy and the Gem City Podcast!! - Website: gemcitypodcast.com - Facebook: facebook.com/GemCityPodcast - Instagram: @theizzyrock - Twitter: @TheIzzy...

Gem City Podcast's Terry “IzzyRock” Martin AKA Bandit is here for some fun! We had to deal with a KKK rally and a bunch of tornadoes recently so this episode gets pretty weird / WARNING: Danny is the ultimate edgelord and contrarian in this episode / Shawn gets called out on his privilege / Shawn was accidentally nice to a racist / Danny gets called out for making an insensitive Facebook post / Da...

This is our BEST episode / Danny has trouble taking a nap / Deer troubles / Shawn and Danny take joy in the awful the final season of Game of Thrones was (we didn't watch it) / Bran didn't wear shoes / Shawn is ON IT with the word association / Shawn recalls a comedic scene / Birds update! / Why aren't there any documentaries about birds or squirrels!? / Local slime news / Shawn Gree's Greenbeanz...

Our 100th episode AND the Third First Ever Friendship Clubisode - where the listeners write the show! / Crazy outsider weirdo music / Live poetry readings / Michael Caine impressions I guess / Flyin' Ryan sequel pitch / Danny tries to impress people with his musical taste / We're the MOST special podcast! / Spider-man Loves Banana's / TONS of voicemails from friends old and new and CELEBS! / Shawn...

R U in the ZONE?? / First episode with a live/silent studio audience / Danny talk about smoochin' his new GF / Danny is very disappointed in our listeners :( / Coyote charity / Quit DMing Shawn / HWOK moving to Thursday!? / Stalingrad is NOT in Germany / Shawn really doubles down on saying names wrong and it's a bit too much / halfwayokay loves Chris Lilley / Shawn is sick and STILL has a hurt ank...

Welcome to level 98! / A magic wizard Freaky Fridays Shawn and Danny!? / Door Dash stories / Is is is is is / Shawn Gree'z Greenbeanz Adventurez / Real NFL tolk / Juicy Knocks / Didjinu / Gettin' Dark / The Freaky Friday bit lasts 17 minutes / Shawn tries out white slang / Giving up social media for lent / Shawn's tax update / Another five star iTombs review! / #PleaseFindIan / Big Danny's VHS Hau...

The lovely Julie Metz (Danny's cohost) is back! / This episode starts out kinda stilted and weird, but soon gets a flowin' and normal! / Shawn's tax evasion update / Shawn's Instagram spam scam continues / Shawn finally admits that The Office is way worse after Michael Scott leaves / Will Ferrell is The Office George Lucas / Faruza Balk (boner noise) / Shawn was accosted or his political free spee...

Shawn is amped up and Danny is outta his sarcophaghost and they're ready to give YOU the goods! / Dealing with stress / Shawn's idiot medical boot / Shawn's Hot Cake: Profoundly.me is SOOOO embarrassing and also a plague and Shawn hates it / Nostalgia about MySpace and Blockbuster / Didjanu: Taxes are stupid / Shawn learns about City Taxes / Waaaay too much “gun talk” / Actual Shawn Green Social M...

S.G. and D.F. do it again! / Edgy Danny thinks he solved the great pronoun debate / Shawn and Danny develop some new stand up comedy jokes / Initiative: Roll Into the Twenties, Danny is a clairvoyant / welcome UK listeners / Shawn talks Brexit / Osama Ben London / Cadbury Crunchie / Steve is a thin nice / P.S. I Love You / Jason DeMoe is on THIN ICE!! / Dental fears / Danny talks about a possible...

Shawn and King Fuck are here for some more gum flappin'! / Help us celebrate Bronson Awareness Week / What would we be without a soundboard, huh? / Danny needs corks / Shawn was finally on local daytime TV but still feels hollow / How would the HWOK Imps sum up this show? / A kid playing with scissors / When is it okay to use language inflection and when is it not? / Shawn rolled his ankie while h...

We're NOT going to be doing a live podcast after all thanks for Danny's screw up / White people talkin about cold cases / halfwayokay now declares war on the living / Shawn's still doing that Instagram thing / Queer Eye season 3 / Antoni is the WORST / Jonthan RULEZ / Why come we can't wear sweatpamps to our jobs?? / Third shift gas station jobs / Vivian's Video Villiage / dancing chicken and also...

Baby and the Bat are playin internet radio! / Shawn has gotten into abusing Instagram / Shawn meets more podcasters / Shawn and Danny get petty and jealous of more successful podcasts / Pod Fade / Danny makes Shawn call another weird phone number (828-756-0109)/ Danny threatens a bunch of people AS A JOKE! / Ant bombs / More Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / Ton...

Special guest Official Erik from Portland Oregon! / R.I.P. Danny's ol' uncle Archimedes The Eyeball King ;( / Fred Armisen rumors / The Liz Wilde Show / Danny doesn't Troma / John Leguizamo bullying / Shakespeare / Didjanu: Ohio Cool Factz Edition / Shawn Green Facebook Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Dayton is brown – not in a racist way / Portland Oregon is just California / Eugenics is BAD / The...

Shawn and Danny tackle some real complex issues / Danny came into Shawn's house openly armed with a cowboy gun / Shawn hates guns / Recounting the time Shawn and Julie were accosted by a gunman at a coffee shop / DELL pants / Shawn hates “tactical” things / Ohio is racist / “You do you” / Big Lemeowski / R.I.P. Luke Perry and Keith Flint / Perfect Circle of Life / Game Gorner: Pokémon Sword and Sh...

Danny smashed his noggin / Shawn's workplace gripes / Game Gorner Secret Story Corner / MMORPG talk / Puzzle & Dragons Street Fighter V Collaboration Event / We got some Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / The Sundries Sack / spell readings from a crone's book / Sticker talk / Our numbers are DOWN / Danny wrote another joke for Shawn's eventual stand-up comedy ope...

Anna Elaine is on the show runnin' bits! / Shawn is bullied against / Shawn is jealous of other Dayton Ohio podcasts / Poor Shawn is ganged up on in his own home / Danny and Anna say some off color things / Social media tips / Danny is watching The Simple Life now / Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree / Every Boomer believes in aliens / Danny and Anna are NOT very progressive /...

Shawn carries the entire episode! / Danny is sick :( / Shawn is worried about new listeners impressions of the show / Danny rewatched Deadwood and now won't stop saying “cocksucker” / Shawn is very awoken / From Dusk Till Shawn / Danny has developed a new system for dealing with a flustered Shawn: 25 Weird Rules The Cast Of Counting Cars Has To Follow / Shawn watches and reviews Horrible Bosses 2...