Halfway To Middle Aged

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Halfway to Middle Aged — where two generations collide and absolutely nothing is off-limits. Hosted by Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone, this podcast brings raw, unfiltered conversations about everything from trending topics and wild debates to real-life stories, relationships, sports, food rankings, and the most ridiculous questions you didn’t know you needed answered. If you’r...

Send us Fan Mail We are back!! Happy Halloween everyone! on this episode we play the Truth or Lie challenge. I steal my kids candy bucket and we blind rank our favorites. J-Bone hate Tootsie rolls and fires my beloved candy across the room. On this episode we discuss our previous weeks and tell funny personal stories and play games. If its your first time joining us welcome to the show! If you are...

Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ Welcome back to another **clean, crazy, and completely chaotic** episode of *Halfway to Middle Aged*! Today’s episode marks a turning point in our podcast journey—and maybe a meltdown. We’ve officially gone **PG-13**... or at least we’re trying. 😅 Why? Because YouTube said **NO** to our partner application. And now we’re on a mission to prove that you don’t need to be filthy t...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged**, we reveal the news that YouTube denied our partnership request—and how that’s forcing us to tone things down 😅. From holding back our favorite four-letter words to learning how to say “less offensive” versions of our dirtiest jokes, this one’s a struggle. 🎙 Expect: - Behind-the-scenes look at our YouTube journey   - Uncle Vernmo tryi...

Send us Fan Mail In this new episode of *Halfway to Middle Aged*, Uncle Vernmo (46) fires back with an unexpected roast that flips the script on J‑Bone (21). Watch for: ✅ J‑Bone’s latest teachable moment—turned savage   ✅ The perfect blend of cringe, laughs, and generational roasting   ✅ A grand finale that’ll have you rewinding for laughs ⏱ **Timestamps (suggested):** 0:00 – Intro & mood check...

Send us Fan Mail In this side-splitting episode of *Halfway to Middle Aged*, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) about **[EPISODE THEME]**, but… Well, let’s just say the truth came out in unexpected ways. Expect: - A “lesson” that turns into a roast - Vernmo’s midlife reality check - Ridiculous generational misunderstandings - A final comeback that left us gasping, then laughing ⏱ Timesta...

Send us Fan Mail Uncle Vernmo and his nephew J-Bone sit down to break down life from two completely different generations. From what should be going viral, to how people think, act, date, work, and live today — this episode is a full-on generational clash. Is Gen Z soft… or just smarter? Is being middle-aged actually underrated? And why do trends make absolutely no sense anymore? This is Halfway t...

Send us Fan Mail 🎙️ Welcome to a brand‑new episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged** — this time diving into the **2025 NFL Playoffs** with a unique twist: we’re drafting the remaining teams! Whether you’re a die‑hard football fan, a fantasy junkie, or someone who just loves generational sports debates, this episode is for you. **Uncle Vernmo and J‑Bone** break down each remaining NFL playoff team, ra...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone take ChatGPT for a spin with a series of wild prompts — and the results are as hilarious as they are insightful. They dive deep into: Letting ChatGPT rank the best draft picks of all time (NFL & NBA) Generational takes on sports greatness AI-powered searches for viral topics A roast about hair transplants — includi...

Send us Fan Mail 🎄 JINGLE BROS SPECIAL! | Holiday Laughs & Clean Comedy Gift Drop 🎄 Welcome to a festive episode of the Halfway to Middle Aged Podcast — where Uncle Vernmo and J-Bone bring holiday cheer, no bad words, and ALL the laughs. In the spirit of a YouTube-friendly season, we're keeping it clean, classy, and comedy-packed for your whole family to enjoy! 🧦 In this holiday special, o...

Send us Fan Mail In this fresh episode of **Halfway to Middle Aged**, J‑Bone (21) hilariously tries to school Uncle Vernmo (46) on [TOPIC OF EPISODE]—but in true podcast fashion, the tables swiftly turn. Get ready for: ✅ A cringe-worthy lesson gone sideways   ✅ Classic “back-in-my-day” roasts   ✅ Punchy jabs, uncle wisdom that might… sort of make sense?   ✅ A finale that leaves us all mutterin...

Send us Fan Mail In this spicy episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, J‑Bone (21) tries to teach Uncle Vernmo (46) everything he (thinks he) knows about **crypto, meme coins, NFTs**, and then *instantly* roasts him in a no‑filter clapback showdown. Brace yourself for: ✅ Gen Z explainer on Web3 vs. classic midlife mindset ✅ Uncle’s hilarious “back in my day” takes ✅ Viral punchlines you’ll want to c...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of Halfway to Middle Aged, 21‑year‑old nephew J-Bone hilariously ROASTS his 46‑year‑old Uncle Vernmo over dating app etiquette, awkward midlife moves, and those “back in my day” rants. Brace yourself for: ✅ Savage generational banter   ✅ Unfiltered takes on adulting and modern dating   ✅ Uncle’s cringe-worthy advice that might actually work   ✅ Nephew’s viral-r...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to episode number 40 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! On this latest episode, we talk about Kanye West latest news, the Popes passing the latest TikTok trends. Sorry for all the camera malfunctions early but it certainly did make for great comic relief to others. Thank you to everyone for joining us if it’s your first time welcome! We are finally over 50,000 subscrib...

Send us Fan Mail second annual St. Patrick’s Day episode, Halfway To Middle Aged podcast!! if it’s your first time joining us thank you if you are the return fan, thank you so much. We decided to invite some of our closest buddies over to witness the magic first hand. We had quite a few green beers which leads to even more curse words and we used to so we apologize upfront This week as with every...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome episode number 36 of the Halfway To Middle Aged podcast! If it’s your first time joining us, thank you we hope you enjoy the show. If you are return listener, we appreciate you so much! On this episode, we discuss the legendary career of the great Adam Sandler pick our favorite top three of his movies. We also discussed the new happy Gilmore two trailer. We spend some time...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hop...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hop...

Send us Fan Mail We model ourselves after the basement yard, bad friends, two bears one cave, whiskey ginger. Hilarious podcast so we strive to be as funny as one day. We are an uncle/nephew duo navigating this world through a comical lens and here to deliver our funny stories weekly. Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hop...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sexy 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hop...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast where a misguided, perverted , middle aged uncle a.k.a. Vernmo and his very funny over eating relatively Nice sex 22-year-old nephew joke about everything and anything new and exciting in their lives. I mean who doesn't have a highly inappropriate always trying to be funny middle-aged uncle?? Lol, we really hope...

Send us Fan Mail The ‪@HalfwayToMiddleAged‬ podcast boys J-Bone and Vernon are back at it for episode 15! On this episode they discuss the regions with the biggest penis's, play would you rather and do a private part countdown and fantasy draft! They also discuss their weeks as usual and all the funny things that have happened. They follow the lead of some of their favorites @thebasementyard...

Send us Fan Mail Thanks again for tuning into yet another episode of the halfway to middle aged podcast! We are thrilled for each and every subscriber that we have picked up and really appreciate each and everyone of you! On this week we zoom from the university of Albany and New Paltz New York. Halfwaytomiddleaged is about a usually inappropriate middle aged uncle dying to stay young and relevant...

Send us Fan Mail Episode number 22 of the Halfway to middle-aged Podcast! This episode Vernon and J-Bone discuss their weeks and everything funny that happened to them. The duo split up this week has Vernon went to the CMA award show in Nashville Tennessee with his other nephew Hunter, who rarely drinks but when a little hard and had some issues with his type one diabetes the following morning. Ob...