Vernon Benedetto

Halfway To Middle Aged

Comedy EN ↓ 42 episodes

This is a comedy podcast about nothing and everything. Brought in a different light with 21 nephew and 46 year old uncle talking about everything funny in the world as well as growing up and getting old. We talk about any and every topic. Come enjoy the ego of Uncle Vernmo and the hilarious reactions from J-Bone. Not safe for work #NSFW, explicit content. Lots of beer drinking and stories from our travels, attending major events and sports games. Bar stories, family stories and secrets. Very funny content.

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Vernon Benedetto

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#21 Tyson VS. Paul +Venom 3 Thoughts and WWE Survivor Series War Games Give Away and Watch Along! 23.11.2024 46:13

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway there. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of Taboo themes and adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: On Episode 21 of the Halfway to Middleaged Podcast J-bone an...

#20 Double Meat Curtains! Top Cereal Draft, Your own poop don't stink? 06.11.2024 40:16

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: dog barking late at night, Cheerios, top 3 cereals draft, Captain Crunch, Cinnamon...

#19 Is it Weird??? Sleeping in socks, pants and a sweatshirt? 01.11.2024 34:51

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ran into Josh, funny hair cut from sleepy barber, friend's new girlfriend, han...

#16 SuperHero Draft, Joker 2 s*cked balls, Threesome's and NYC! 24.10.2024 40:58

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: basement yard, Joker 2, Lady Gaga, Joaquin Phoenix, superhero draft to save the ear...

#12 J-Bone Trade height for d*ck length? J*ckoff on BlueChew, Hungover edition 23.10.2024 32:11

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: family party, asking Uncle about godfather, he pissed on the front seat off new car...

#11 "I Only came here to get my D*ck S*cked" Daddy what does that mean? 21.10.2024 32:33

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: live streams, comments that need approval, belligerent asshole, super high def, cam...

#10 Manscape my A*shole, You can eat off my bush! Professional Edition 20.10.2024 35:01

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast:Professional edition, sunglasses, sex with a porn star, old man porno, Steph Curry,...

#9 S*x with a Condom and Non-Alcoholic Beer are completely F'n Useless!! 18.10.2024 26:26

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Ozempic fails, being recognized, barbeques, the Beatles, named after Elvis dad, Ver...

#8 Mom was a Fluffer! Vernon's Unfulfilled Childhood Dreams, Would you Fluff? 17.10.2024 21:51

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: childhood hoop dreams, dunking a basketball, thought I'd be a pornstar, boxer,...

#6 Ozempic weight gain, Sparky shits to Kansas City in Porta Potty Nightclub Plane Airport... 16.10.2024 30:16

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: Kansas City trip, shitting in porta potty, walked in while shitting on plane, shit...

#5 Daddy it smells like coke!! Try not to curse, Jon Bon Jovi 15.10.2024 29:27

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: daddy it smells like cocaine, Nashville, curse too much, F word, Marijuana, feedbac...

#4 Penn State, Drinking, Life facts and 'They don't know who the F*ck I am" J-Bone 13.10.2024 22:25

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: penn state, stats, drinking, getting drunk, beer, heavy drinker classification, bur...

#3 Shots, Puke, Repeat!! Wheel of Shots Drinking Game 12.10.2024 46:24

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: shots wheel, drinking game, mental matureness, mannequins, idea, porn, truth or dar...

NFL, Butt Bleaching, The Rock, Future Revenge plans for my kids #15 11.10.2024 36:46

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion in this podcast include: jerking off, is J-Bone high, technology issues, anal bleaching and hygiene, balding,...

#7 Hawk Tuah! We gonna Spit on these Things! 11.10.2024 25:20

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW J-Bone and Vernon as per ususal ramble on about various topics and spend a bit of time discussing The Tik Tok viral sensation The...

#2 Saint Paddy's Day Jason thinks he can beat Shaq in a fight 11.10.2024 35:14

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Topics of discussion included in this podcast: St. Patrick's Day wear, body confidence, J-Bone discusses why he has a shot at...

#1 The Ho Down Discusses 90 year old Drunk Godfather (raised in the 80"s) 11.10.2024 27:09

Send us Fan Mail Vernon is a middle-aged Uncle, his Nephew Jason is halfway. Together they are Halfway to Middle Aged! Podcasts consist of actual conversations between Uncle Spark Dawg and Nephew J-Bone! Topics of discussion always vary, with lots of adult humor. #NSFW Episode 1 includes many topics, including: Vernon discusses his dads idea of making an 80 year old drunk his godfather, J-Bone wan...