Halal Cartels

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Halal Cartels Global hot takes from a couple local brown guys living in the center of a sundowning empire.hosted byGabe PachecoSameer Naseem, And just like the Wu, we do it for the childrenIG: @gabepac1IG: @sameermonContact: Halalcartels@gmail.comtwitter: @halalcartels https://www.patreon.com/HalalcartelsIntro Music by SAREEN @sareenpatel @Brownprivilege

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Mandatory Marijuana Olympics: The Musical 13.07.2021 53:06

Episode Description: We talk about the impact of colorism in The Heights (HBO) and how Sameer hates musicals, the book "Blitzed" Nazi pharmaceutical endeavors, Ritalin, why the Olympics are trash, favelas, and poverty tourism. We also dig into the current housing crisis and the filthy scams that are endemic to the real estate market, the concept of redlining and where Central Park came from. Do yo...

Awkward Saudi Royal Family Quinceañera 06.07.2021 42:34

This week we touch on Climate Change, Power Black Outs, Bikram Yoga, Weighted Blankets, Targeted Advertising, Surveillance Capitalism,Donald Rumsfeld, Blackwater, Private Mercenary Armies, Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Arabia, Mohammad Bin Salman Al Saud, DB Cooper, The Guest (2014), Gulf War Syndrome, Hijacking Airplanes, The Skies Belong to US, the Cold War, PLO vs Hamas, Carlos The Jackal Halal Cartel...

Numero Dos: Still Standing 30.06.2021 54:08

Today we talk about the End of California and Miami, Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, the Puerto Rico Statehood pickle, and Jamon Ibérico. Eat your landlords my friends. Halal Cartels is hosted by  Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education and Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ours...

Intro Episode: We're not weird, you are... 30.06.2021 47:02

Today we talk about affluent people waiting in lines, Exterminate All the Brutes, Andrew Jackson, Vaccine Public Relations, and the Irish Halal Cartels is hosted by  Gabe Pacheco, a Chicano comedian with a background in education and Sameer Naseem, an Indian American comedian and marketing maven Two products of the Global South talking trash and centering ourselves at the heart of culture and...