Gutterballs

Brenda Song and the epic saga of Zach and Cody, we refrain from discussing Dagney Taggert, Dabney Coleman ruled the 80s, artisanally sharpened pencils, the nuances of license plate privacy, feeding a stoned stranger scrambled eggs in the Alps, liquid nitrogen blow torches, a briefly flashing floodlight, why the sun is a fickle mistress, serrated skin scoopers, fireworms eating your flesh, a too ti...

Buy the ticket take the ride, growling it out, Worf embarrassment, antihipstamine, hypnotics not the preferred nomenclature, we've got some homework to do, Don Henley shirts, contrast and unity, the love of ADS, a punky walk, a funk, a detailed analysis of Walter's possible hairstyling techniques, the turnabout of The Dude being the threatener of castration.

Another installment of Endocrinology with Brad and Adam, the incredible optimism of Walter, the globe on a riser, the mystery of translucent shudders, identifying the contents of the nut bowl, background lighting, DuraFlame timelines, douchey Larry eyes, the centering of Pilar, an excellent match on action, "police, airing a grievance with Fleetwood Mac.

There are a lot of ugly beeps out there, a bunch of Melancholia talk, a giraffical image format, a never-ending parade of gut punches, mayhem is perhaps the word for it, a melange of Weird Al verbosity, all the great accordion hits of the 90s, how Brad can get his groove back, narthex versus vestibule, canned hams and crepes, Mr. Frump and his Iron Lung, playing fast and loose with temporal consis...

Let these non-assumers get over themselves, who's the more earnest artist - Maude or Marty, trying to humanize Maude, the wonder of the movie, a film/digital verbal standoff, Brilliance On Both Ends: The Autobiography of Walter Sobchak, pictures at an exhibition, the three fools, a pop music rant, nuclear asses, a spiritual prequel to Plexiglass Toilet, our brains usually veto our eyes, bokeh, an...

A delay trifecta, plotbeats, microwave pulses and amplitudes, mesh protectors, Brad's two routers, Mussorgsky, Rimsky-Korsokov and a gnome, the jerky and the furtive, a look of moderate confusion, a potential tights connection, the commute from downtown Los Angeles to North Hollywood on Radford, a man named Martin Randahl, and a controversy surrounding the possible Charlie Kaufman cameo?

A very poo-chase report, the economics and craft of creating CARcasses of Hollywood cars, a strangely calm driver, getting schooled in the sweatiness of Data's mother by a 9-year-old Irish girl, why The Dude didn't have an intimate experience with the windshield, the baking hot beer of the vagrant's stop by, the moderate discovery of the similarity of Larry's and his teacher's handwriting, the rec...

We explore the filmically historical significance of David Lynch's entire catalogue, discuss the merits of Dušan Makavejev's WR The Mysteries of the Organism vs. Tommy Wiseau's The Room, a long-awaited Creedence payoff, Maude's hitting implement, we don't understand car door locks, door parts are pylons, a regular cigarette butt, a parallax-less nondistant object, and we go down a bad air rabbit h...

Unnatural sky geometries inserted into others' memories, demon whistling, we examine the legacy of sucking, some sassafras uncertainty, there's a long... something, a dusky comedy, just give me one Glazer, why that's no brain --it's a placenta, augmentative vs. majoritive, a scientist stole our root beer, Beatle boots, a nice stereoscopic phone ring, we hear Sandra laughing, "How are you, dear?",...

We go through Maude's LP collection, discover NagelBett's track listing, a semi-heartfelt apology, magically rearranging liquor bottles, checking out a piece of film dirt, going full "verk," marveling at the history of synthpop, an exasperated gutteral sigh, revisiting the darkest mouth in Hollywood, a deliberate OCD-inducing production design element, not liking the tinkles, Lebowski jurisprudenc...

Hot air balloon stories, Brad walks in gamelands, video artists with fire and water, a parade of buffoonery, an unfortunate slur, denim-laced thugs, the humanity of human humor that may or may not be as human as it could be, a Cremora fallacy, some amazing re-framing and dollying, an interestingly timed screech, and a slappy jelly sound. Links: Bill Viola, video artist Video from Bill Viola's The...

Brad is waiting on tenterhooks, CD players and timeframes, a dig/like flub retraction, we are joined by a Typist who offers some clarification on hurricane situations, a question of The Stranger's possibly deism, the return of the orange man, the vagaries of bowling alley ambience in the form of worn out air handling units, echoey Dude voice, a Maudie/Marty coincidence, and a member of the venerab...

Sometimes adrenaline's not all it's cracked up to be during a Category 2 hurricane, a brief history of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 4: Epsiode 11, possibly related Lebowski time loops, The Dude continues to eat the nasty peanuts, a wayward napkin, design elements of Nava-faux sweaters, a possibly misplaced CO2 release, The Stranger is a little inappropriate, what's in a moustache suck, a...

The dink and the bongk of Blue Velvet history, the horrifying truth of a beige toilet, rule of thirds spanning three framings at the bar, the filmic nuances of the golden spiral, some visual forensics of Marlboro Reds vs filterless cigarettes, Dick Tremayne is not in Blue Velvet, Jug, Phyllis Deblor's trademark accessories, The Dude's nut-pasted mouth, the pure envelope that The Stranger inhabits,...

Adam and Brad reach the halfway point and discover the truth about space pens and pencils, get some astronomical facts somewhat wrong, probably, wax awestruck about Michael Collins, dip a cucumber into birdseed, see a bat fight a cicada, debate the grossness of nuts, unravel the dude's anger at Walter and Walter's sympathizing, ponder a curiously still man, discuss Andre Johnsonless, discuss bowli...

Brad's two inch pigeon meets Adam's super bicycle force field rod, velocity related mis-estimation, The Dude's crests and troughs of highness, the LAPD's change in nomenclature from policeman and policewoman to police officer, Donnie's slice confirmation, a very splashy time, the story dynamics of a camera move, paper pouches, and Ramos -- the man who played two Ferengi!

Once they get through the Styx talk, Brad and Adam decide not to sit down on the plexiglass toilet, some authentic carbon stains, obtuse bowling humor manifested on towels, curiously polite Nihilists, Brad doesn't hear the incongruous buried Dude fuck, setting up the "Leads?!" joke, aggressive cop key sounds, the hopelessness of the helicopter, some possible uncertainty surrounding the term "abutm...

In-toe gait, on the cusp of the junk, the possible origin of the cricket bat, Rock of Ages is "a little serious," The Dude's junk double, Flea-esque marmoting, Fleaction, lack of caulk residue, git-git-git-git-git-ing, toe ballet defense of farmots while panicked stammering ensues, lots of light fixture talk, farmot goat sounds, and the demise of the errant joint. Links: Marmot Dow Scrubbing Bubbl...

Unraveling the connections between W, HW, the Titular Lebowski and The Dude, an errant joint falls to the counter, Jans who aren't Jans, the Newman invoker, the number of showers it takes to feel better after being covered in feces, the horrible continuity of the close-up of the tape player table in The Dude's bathroom, the beautiful composition of the three hand-on-mouth ladies, the inconsistent...

Walter's Small Walter butt parasite forehead, cavaluelessness, how unravelling gauze relates to The Dude's understanding, Balrogs and Morgoth, a bike in a tree, the politics of Atlas Shrugged, why a brick is more impactful than a building, a lonely menu, a Brother Seamus driveby, the physical benefits of PT Cruisers, tinkly and stirring, Boogie Nights ripoffs and Philip Baker Hall overacts, and a...

Adam's pop-clutching adventures, Adam's tapioca fatstuffs spilling out of his thumbmeat, Brad's parallel lines meeting in infinity, why Adam should never makes movies, more proof the Titular Lebowski is in league with the Nihilists, the hidden cost in flaming cars of higher education, deliberately shittifying your film, we debate whether or not Marty is a hack, the genesis of the Abide, and more q...

Juicy Fruit misconceptions, juicy bits, major license plate numerology, movie safety, cavalier jokery, helicopter accidents, a space monkey joke, how Pierre Boulez relates to the Titular Lebowski's limousine, Karl Hungus's very glamorous work vehicle, the Brad abides, Slates for Sarah, more quiz questions, and adventures in self micturation. Links: License plate numerology Juicy Fruit commercial T...

Whipplesque Kickstarter projects, yes man toadie-type guys, Veronica Mars/Lebowski crossovers, The Dude's black hole mouth shapes again, no chewin' cord, arthroscopic sweatshirt surgery, contact lens horror, a Lindsey Lohan update, a surprise drink spill, and why Brad sometimes looks as uncomfortable as Brandt. Links: Veronica Mars Lebowski References Supercut Lindsay Lohan has water war with Jimm...

The buzz of experience, flipping the geographical and expectational scripts, how to pronounce "experiment," 26.5 years of swearing sobriety, a very doggy neighborhood, the physics of drink stability, tips and tricks for private dicks, Camilo isn't wearing pants, a 4 ton tile car, and a rotting leafy baby mulch vomit face.

A familial shout out involving ribs and a veggie burger, fancy brads, truematic stints to reset your filmic street cred, kevin spacey vs. the dude commercial vo off, aged now-undecipherable slang, rotoscoped fake bras, the unvarnished truth about Stevie B.