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The sad news about PS-Hoff. Brad's word-noises are like waves crashing onto the shore, guerilla feminist art installations in JCPenney, the Grand Illusion album cover, a curiously orange sidelight, the magically rotating remote, wardrobe malfunctions, Lindsay Lohan's 75,000 dollar two-piece fur coat saved by an NFL player, and prepare yourselves for a competition of epic proportions.

Note: This episode was recorded before the untimely death of Philip Seymour Hoffman. We will be acknowledging his passing in the next episode. Early life coal-based adventures, early Clooney, englman germish, Carel Struycken, creamer fallacies, two decade delay periods, fauxrnication, diminuitivized Helgas, an obverse strike plate, critical ash mass, retarding the incorporation, Adam's daughter tu...

Battle Mighty Maude, BTro, The Warriors of the wet streets, Crank Super-fandoms, Motorhead confusion, Brad Chev-Chelioses out again, the effort required to create bad porn-style shots in a major motion picture, the preferred porn(o) nomenclature, a geyser of thirstings, levitating motorcycles, the Kahlua position. Links: The Dude And Maude reunite in Seventh Son Motörhead - Ace Of Spades Maude - "...

Brad and Adam are joined by special guest Laura to talk about Beyonce's game of linguistic telephone with Maude Lebowski, getting down to cases, the cognitive pressure cooker model of The Dude, how WFMZ and Christopher Cross relate to Styxlove, Vlad's hat, an argument over Maude's living arrangements, and pre-vagina chin setting. Links: Fisk and Fern | paper and household goods Beyoncé Sampled the...

It's raining men! Why are asphalt streets in the movies always wet? Brad and Adam struggle to answer listener mail.

Ambient art chant, the uncharacterizable nature of Styx finally answered by Regis and Kathy Lee, when Vlad met Slaughter, pointular time, vaginal lead-ups, the embodiment of the scissor painting, the Palace Theatre, fleshy dermal pigment variation thing, disfusion and congust, quizzicallity, the total eclipse of the tongue, total cinematic defecation, and Earth-killing Fourth of July snakes.

The unbequizalled story of the origins of the cornhole, cornbag, blood run lodge, aquatic monkey boy, and the golden man. We also talk a bit about the dude, his answering machine, the cops, and Maude's setting. Links: Seth and Seth's tongue meredethraemusic.com windows for workgroups How to make cornbags

Art and Stadium Rock of Styx, rap inventors, Cat Geospatial Arithmetic, the case of the curiously long night, Hal Hartley's final piece of the trilogy, contrasting the stern cop and the fastidious cop, our favorite holiday movies and Zooey Deschanel's ubiquitousness, Adam doesn't like singing in movies, tacky but effective backlights, Brad promises not to name the next podcast Sllabrettug, dreamfl...

A multitude of revisits, anti-redisappearing, the nuances of apoplexy, isolated bowling alley worlds, The Jesus and His Color Palette , Scottish listenership, left-handed shakes, the Buehler Anxiety, inexplicable mirror people, implications of a dark spot, flares in two parts (natural and unnatural), straddling the hump, and, of course, more foot scrapes.

Painting ourselves into a temporal corner, appreciating the nice extra work, pondering the possible level of awkwardness in the cutaways to Donnie, examining The Dude's body wracking anger, contemplating a certain director's obsession with women giving birth to maggots, questioning the proper level of anger over a chocolate covered fork left on a couch, and discussing a non-propagandistic George L...

The invisible DJ queuing things up, The Dude and the Blue comes back, what is and is not a Marlboro, courage under threat of maggots, tinky versus clinky, maintaining gender neutrality, stereophonic Donny steps, The Swiss, a curiously wooden excited pen toss, taco cornucopias, embracing the shittiness, Graphene is totally exciting and Jeb is a little Ridgey.

Walter's odds of survival against the angelic bullets, Brad's Lebowski raincoat meta-dream, Lebowski Minecraft, the strategic deployment of verite style camera work, Walter's use of Hebrew, the surprising Number Johnny Five, various theories about the third bowling ball bag, non-Euclidean geometry, the blue man, more about Brad's life as a high-strung Dude-like figure.

Adam regulates, oneupsmanship chicken, unintentional nihilist motivation, still bushes and moving bushes, what is important when putting together a film and what is not, The Dude's impressive physical fitness, reversed bag throws, intentional planks, joyous digits, three act structures, the source of Lindsay Lohan's staying power, tank bialthalons, new eras of shit, and the Green Leotard Man of Ad...

Plans like swiss watches, baksheesh, the temporal geographies of the approach toward the wooden bridge, real-life Lost Highways, the lack of relief in The Dude when he has an out for Walter's simple violent plan, updates for two CCDs - Colony Collapse Disorder and Charged-Coupled Devices, and Brad's and Adam's admiration of muscle cars.

Getting Lebowski on the National Film Registry, Creedence mood sounds, turns out Christine is always right, diagetic audio screenwriting, business mode, rebel pilot's shooter's glass, the most non-Zen moment, authentic quiet expletives, the inconsistencies of the turn, a brief history of the 405.

Brad no longer withholds the punch, the long forgotten rj, pinkie nails, the skeuomorphism of great grandpa's dialtone, another thurston equivalent, the McNugget sea-change, Hawaiian spamalot, antman and sansantman, the hierarchies of power of Atlas Shrugged and their relationship to John Whipple's The Avengers, a Lundgrenish dude.

The Titular Lebowski vs. The Dude - who won? Brad and Adam struggle to answer listener mail.

Walter in his glory, steep hellacious mazes of moguls, napkin brands, Fall Out Men, the pointlessness of debunking geographical inconsistencies, Brandt's germ-off pat, we reply to listener feedback from Jane, duck-billed chipmunk dragons, wall rugs, deduplication, three headlighted cars, perfect equilibrium of the Eastern thing, the ghost of Thurston, the text book of Lebowski .

Maybe a little too much penis talk, erection chambers, the various types of shmorgusborgii, pitched up looped dialogue, the joy of outsmarting a combination lock when you are eleven, crane moves and parallax, looping, the pain of Adam's Cafe and Shore Side Burgers, the Dude gets gentrified right outta there, and Adam leaves his dreams for another episode.

Brad and Adam are joined by a maker of films, pacifist handwriting, the inability to hear a connecting brown noise, the mystery of the first shot revealed, composite jobs, a brief history of the negative of the original pilot of Star Trek, the politics of Lebowski preservation, the online discussion of the physics of the theoretical lebowski planet, and identifying the ejaculatory moment.

Stuporman, alternate Jesuses, Liam's eye flirts, throatmeats, possible tedium of couch gags, a trip down physical media memory lane, smart sharks and Star Wars spillover, deliberate cheese, saying goodbye to The Jesus, hippal areas, what's going down at the Cape Cod Playhouse in Hyannis, Jainism, being fully riveted, another -ism, yet another ism, the defenseless things, and nature's feedbag.

A Lindsay Lohan update, vacation malaise and the sock scourge, drawing lines in economic sand, the alternate Tobias Funke, triangles, snort-worthiness, all the important people, inaccurate Krokus namedropping, Jesus chortles, Liam's manmeat, and the inevitability of "cute results" in a base 10 number system.

We welcome special guest Steven to discuss: Pinkie takes a peek, shadow discrepancies, the flangey Dude voice, the differences between Karl Marx and Joseph Stalin, slow doorbell fingers, Ernie who works at Prosource, and questioning the essential nature of The Jesus going door to door.

The guy who's not Liam points too, the re-doubled zelnicker astoundment, the flopped shot from last minute, Liam's poor stitching, the rare entertainment value of masturbatory self-indulgence, pink women and their MGDs, the codpiece, non-penile pants boners, the strange cut from the jesus's celebratory finger to the triumvirate, nice triple racks, the little blue yard toy, and an extra-special mus...

The invitingly watchable motions of The Jesus, delicate foot scrapes, the Dude's bull-like twin nostril smoke jets, the ins and outs of ring culture, details of women's socks, the careful conceit of non importance as evidenced by stranger interruptions, recentering yourself filmically, redder stripes, egregious licks, Jesus stitchings, Bespin small droid wranglers playing keepaway, and the Hallowe...