Gutterballs

Does a hot girl trump the grand canyon, uphellish, especially for color, close death experiences, mirrorless explanations, Brad recommends the Fuji x-100t, modularity is not a new concept, tri-x and RED HDRx, resolution wars, longest preamble ever, murderous whimsicality, frozen Japanese women, very special water, water-centric conversations, distilled water, and melted VHS tapes. Links: samurai v...

We try to be more accommodating to family members, TARS talk, barely audible 'shabbos' whispers, we can't believe Brewster's Million's has 3,000 years of beautiful tradition, 2001 was a 40-year anomaly, inward facing headlights, 45-degree headlights, Viva Las Vegas repeatability, a lack of parallax, a viva conundrum, and Sandy Koufax.

An out of order phone number, business politics, murder in the hopper, Scooby Doo informs us, Shaggy is very Dude-like, what's the point of view, a hidden Lingonberry pancake message, a legit whip-pan, Bunny might be a time traveler, a few sporadic Thurston yips, Dafino's cold breathiness, and some fine German translation work. Links: Bunny's futuristic magazine? The Babadook Pensacolebowski 1996...

No Fear, No Death, Thich Nhat Hanh, circumcision, Endor and moons vs planets, Vipassanna meditation, a vast emptiness, Technology Voice redux, compeers, a potential mouth horn Game of Thrones theme song cover, There Is No Time, TV theme song respect, white heteronormativity, a film of joint holdings, we DO talk about The Thurston Equivalent starring Jeff Fahey, Lost longevity, Nihilism disgust, an...

Transformers, Go-Bots, the violence of youth, some snowtalk, backwards Satanic messaging, a little toolshed where He made us suffer, Hitler memes, town name anomalies, Shamush/Seamus arguments, righty-tighty lefty-loosey, fast-acting drugs, jump-light, Shia Labeouf transitionary periods, there is no pigeon. LINKS: apple laughing man Hope Is Not Strategy Pink Floyd's "Seamus" It was prounced "shahm...

Lots of Aerosmith, the legions of children under Brad's purview, Back to the Future time fuckery, Avery Monson, our lives are nothing but a short film about how short life is, a mistimed lighting cue, ISO less than 1, some lens talk, and potential chronological inconsistencies. LINKS: Some of Burwell's original score for Big Lebowski The Definitive Guide To The Music Of The Big Lebowski Hieronymus...

Anal retentiveness and bulk pickup days, anal expulsivness, an icy continuity curiosity, Walter's tactical answering machine advantage, piercing the veil, focus pullers, tape measures, dolly grips, how we know Maude doesn't like not getting her way, an Erev Shabbos 3-fer, a Dude apartment visual aid, and the mystery of The Dude's ridelessness. LINK: A rough sketch of The Dude's apartment

Acute non-sig, "dick quotes," Magic Mike sequel, spit takes and The Danny Thomas Show, biggie-biggie-biggie, feminism, Battlestar Galactica is the spit take of TV tropes, the geography of The Dude's apartment, Hitachi vibrators, the Bechdel test, we don't talk about Krull, and some Khan korrections. LINK: Danny Thomas spit take

Consciousness stew, a new Wonder Years podcast, hobgoblins, a special sing-y episode, hanging chads, 17 life hacks we learned from the Big Lebowski (you won't believe #4), another a lotta ins a lotta outs, a questionable second cap drop, a motivated but overdone light cue, an apt slanty light shot, culottes, lots of sniffing, a practiced lid twist, clicky light switch, you know, a mistimed ice tin...

Star Trek in HD, a non-revisited revisit, a ballsy visual emptiness, bare lightbulbs and opaque windows, a hairclip for its time and place, Brad and Adam engage in some pillow talk, decoding Maude, please write to us and let us know if we talked about Jeff Bridges' marriage in a previous episode, and the Seattle Seven and the Port Huron Statement.

A Target employee WANTS HIS CARPET, hot sauce guy redux, a busy day at work, and yet the robe, Beau Bridges won't swear, we talk Fastly and Furiously, a strange reflectionless window, a golf ball in a television, the Kahlua is intact, an audio Maude indictment and feathery wipe.

Next gen race cars, Betty White nipslips, shoutouts, Nixon's over the line, stage driving lurchiness, our Fast and Furious Broadway show, the lack of Pee Wee Herman fake car lights, the license plate connections, the heartbreak of having a synthoid family, the cinematic geographical inconsistencies of a curved street, the pedigree of gold bricking, and Allen Klein. LINKS: Nixon's toe is OVER THE L...

We go full mouthhorn, we regroup the groupings, the connection between Lloyd Catlett and The Dude, and Julianne Moore may or may not get naked sometimes. LINKS: Flight AAR 201 The Big Lebowski At TV Tropes The dude stunt double visual aid

Little god lights and big god lights, mt. killamanjaro, the only two things in The Dude's wallet, we just stopped in to see what condition our chicken was in, a little compositing trickery, a gutteral trifecta, non-diagetic music, Carter Burwell gets dissed, we celebrate Leon Russom's entire catalog, some lighthearted climate change talk, some impressive demonstrations of geographical ignorance, t...

Epic hot sauces talk, the 3-fer drug transition, that time the Simpson's chili cook-off turns into an altered state, Nihilist Arby's, bored search for food, Dude eyes, Walmart.horse, horsehorse.horse, horsehorsehorse.horse, horse.pink, horse.mortgage, horsemortgage.pink, tars.sexy, Let Forever Be, a lot of stuff, yellow-smoke breathin' Prochnow. LINK: Let Forever Be

SXSW, fucking with the AI, Deep Space 9 captions, a system of unchangeable control, whistle arrows and talking raccoons as parts of a cohesive vision, Dr. Witchcraft, Marty's Lament, Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, They Came To Eat The Dead, Counter Paul!, late night syndicated talk shows, The Gutterballs, forests of public hair, the Punic Wars, tridents and bowling ball brazier armor. LINKS: Busby Ber...

Brad tears Adam's mind on a jagged house on the rock. LINK: Some House On The Rock Stuff

Our titular episode! Walking freely, falling, Kansas City geography, Brad's traitorous body does him a favor, a rare moment of preparedness, the titular minute, nonsilent Rs, the dirshes, high-fronded carpet, drug-induced psychosis, rug pickups, hurtling toward the abyss, cable modem longevity, a gigantic ejection of blobular globs and globular blobs, lampooning our buffoonery, a reversed sped up...

Molar removal tales, complete disenchantment with cars, more on when the dude gets the molly, an attempt to prioritize The Dude's most perilous moments, the sounds of the drugs taking hold.

Milky unctuousness and milky rot, hanging udder rooms, using middle fingers for ripping pages out of notepads, outsmarting the AI, the truth about truth serum, idle penis sketchers, major mayhem and general disaster, castle of lies, a beefy milk chinois, no poblano, an art deco-y font, nice buttock line art, the repression of phallacity, a reference to Star Wars encoded in Jackie Treehorn's naked...

Uvula shrinkage, some shout-outs, tonsils, corporate mind jail, bowling alley-esque furniture and the music motivation, trying to find the elusive cologne line, semi-permeable membranes, the sound effects take hold, prelude to a cartoon boner-man, the epicenter of the villainy, nicely timed swells, a triple move-in, pinkie hand writing technology, the pulpy part, a The Goonies/The Omen crossover,...

Digital lo mein, low mane, Buzzfeed's hardhitting reporting, Michael Bay's inscrutable nonsensical product placement and robot racism, a possible Joel Coen or Gimli the Dwarf sighting, Virtual Valerie and Leisure Suit Larry, X-Man and Custer's Last Stand (Google at your own risk), John (No C) Reilly and Friends, pornographers are early adopters, the We're In precursor, concrete couches, and the ph...

Pinterest for degenerates, wave-centric and tumble-centric lives, rip currents, that wave back in '90, trip-hammer gone mad, the 90s were steeped in misogyny, consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, a possibly non-diagetic music track, Yma Sumac's Ataypura, a potential money shot, tracksuits versus mankinis, speed ramping and gratuitous nudity, and the redness of devilry. LINKS: triphammer g...

We talk about Jaws for half an hour, a vintage ashtray and a joint pickup, a duck man translation, nicely motivated light, a clever Santana edit, Brad doesn't like a gag, a revisited mayo moustache and the irksome nature moustachio jocularity, our past in photographs, thug shirt swapping, wondering why John Roderick and David Rees are in Africa together, anger turns to complacency, more marmot tal...

More sparroting, the National Film Registry gets with the program, Adam is right about microwaves, Brad has not gone deep, collared nails, triple L cuts, a Krazy-glued phone cord, a Santana 3-fer and an Interstellar trifecta, the mysteries of the strangled duck sounds, Walter's distressed forehead rubbing, the feasibility and non feasibility of placing whole eggs in water ballons, the low hammer a...