Guess What You're Gonna Hate?

Sufjan Stevens should consider selling his likeness for a a small, lifelike topper for your Christmas tree that's not an angel per se, but definitely sounds like one. Kate and Janine discuss his album Seven Swans (2004). Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

Kate and Janine are just rolling by to drop off the newest installment of the Trashmas series: Heelys, the secret-wheeled tennis shoe sensation of the 2000s. Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

2000s fashion is making a comeback. Go dumpster diving today and get a trucker hat for cheap -- we just heard Ashton Kutcher threw out all of his. You'll have to fight the local rats for them, though. And honestly? We're on their side. Support us at Patreon.com/hatepodcast! Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plugin-Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

I'm so glad you're here! The world is ending and we only have FOUR MINUTES to do something about it! Janine and Kate discuss Madonna and Timberlake's collaboration Four Minutes (2008) for day 4 of the Trashmas series. Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Oh Jo Bros three, what lyrical mysteries will you reveal to us? Katelynn from Unnatural 20's discusses the family-friendly boy band of the 2000s: The Jonas Brothers. Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you to Paul Ryberg for the awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts The Minute Pod and Plug-in Missing.

On the second day of Trashmas... Kate and Janine discuss classic 2000s icons: Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, including a brief mention of Paris Hilton's 2008 holiday mobile postcards. Support us on Patreon.com/hatepodcast. Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

SomeBODY once told me you were missing out on trash content! Enjoy the first of our 12-part Days of Trashmas series, made possible by our Patreon supporters. Janine and Darrell talk about Shrek the Halls (2007), a Shrek holiday special. Find us on Patreon at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast. Thanks to Paul Ryberg for our theme song! Listen to his podcasts The Minute Pod or Plug-in Missing wherever you find...

Hey, it's the first episode of your new favorite Zombie history podcast! Just kidding... it's just your weekly trash content delivery: Zombieland (2009), which just recently got a sequel. Support us on Patreon.com/HatePodcast for access to exclusive content. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod.

Happy Halloween from your favorite trash content producers! We couldn't talk about Halloween without discussing the parallels between the 2019 Joker craze and the most popular costume of 2008: Heath Ledger's Joker. Support us on Patreon.com/HatePodcast for exclusive content. Thanks to all of our patrons as well as to Paul Ryberg, who created our awesome theme song! Listen to his podcasts Plug-in M...

Death is back and angrier than ever — but thankfully his premonitions conveniently fit on an SD Card. Janine and Kate discuss Final Destination 3 (2006), wherein Wendy (Mary Elizabeth Winstead, our queen) is able to predict the deaths of her doomed classmates via bad digital photography. Welcome to our newest patron, Trisha! Support us on Patreon.com/Hatepodcast to get access to exclusive content....

Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song! Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod. Consider supporting us on Patreon at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast to get exclusive rewards, such as Janine’s movie notes or a sticker from us!

To celebrate the 2019 Emmys, Kate and Janine naturally critique the supposed best-dressed celebrities who attended the 2009 Emmys. All these gorgeous ladies had beautiful gowns, but why wouldn't two mediocre podcast trash queens have the right to critique celebrity fashion ten years later? All credit for the original list goes to the Susan Cernek article on Glamour 9/20/2009 of best dressed celebr...

Did you know that the hit song Mr. Brightside by The Killers has stayed on the Top 100 charts in the UK since its release in 2004? Kate and Janine revisit the band's debut album Hot Fuss (2004), including creating the definitive ranking of songs from Bop Lite to Bopgasm. Don't miss another installment of Janine's embarrassing middle school memories! Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing...

It's trash pick-up day! Come get your content: (500) Days of Summer (2009), starring Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, two of the cutest quirky actors you probably had crushes on back in high school. Kate and Janine, happy to be back together for the first time in months, discuss the film, Marc Webb's filmography, upcoming live action remakes of classic cartoons, and our thoughts on featur...

For the final microsode, Kate and Janine touch on a topic they've honestly avoided for too long: MySpace. Yes, we all remember the embarrassing notes and high angle photos and we won't let you forget. Sorry! Guess what? Your favorite trash content is coming back into style... After this final microsode, we'll go back to our usual podcast schedule! Tell your friends! Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg o...

Continuing the microsode saga, Janine and Kate discuss the electro-pop indie band Freezepop, known for the song "I Am Not Your Gameboy" and "Boys on Film". Shout-out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

This week, Kate and Janine discuss the Gamecube for 7.5 minutes. What's more fitting for a microsode than an episode dedicated to those little discs that made our favorite, oft-neglected game system work? Shout-out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Janine is going to be out of the country for the summer, so instead of sacrificing the trash for our lovely listeners, we have decided to do a series of micro-sodes, where we only have 7 1/2 minutes to talk about a topic of our choosing. Appropriately, the first topic is Hit-Clips, a digital audio player of the early 2000s that only played small clips from your favorite songs. Thanks to Paul Ryber...

Janine was just minding her own business when a song so rudely entered her brain and then refused to leave: Uncle Kracker's Follow Me (2000), which has an utterly nonsensical music video that Kate hates. If you have any suggestions for our upcoming episodes, please let us know @hatepodcast on Twitter! Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our great theme song.

We have been on a bit of a hiatus and we know you missed us -- but it was for a good reason! Janine went up to Chicago to visit Kate for a few days and they got up to a lot of fun things. Seeing Janine's favorite movie BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER (1999) was a very special treat -- and the topic of this episode. Happy pride month to all of you! We love you! Thanks to Paul Ryberg of Minute Pod and Plug-in...

No matter what decade it is, parents will always be scared and confused by the weird trends of their children and often come up with bizarre explanations for their behavior, sometimes even banning toys, fashion, or media because of its supposed connotations. One such moral panic was the jelly bracelet of the early 2000s, known by some concerned parents and news outlets as "sex bracelets." Janine a...

Revving up for Detective Pikachu (2019) this weekend, Kate and Janine dip into the late 90s to discuss their favorite Pokemon movies, games, and starters. Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Note: There is no autotuning in this podcast. We cannot autotune. We can, however, celebrate autotune and its impact on our meme culture! Janine and her cohost (the meme master herself, Kate) discuss AutoTune the News, the Bedroom Intruder Song, and future potential graduate degrees. Thank you to Paul Ryberg for our awesome theme song. Check out his podcasts, Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod. We...

For the final discussion on Shallow Hal (2001), Janine speaks to Ivy Snitzer, the woman who played the plus-size body double for Gwyneth Paltrow in the film as well as to Maggie McGill, a queer plus-size fashion blogger. Ivy shares her experiences on set and her role in the movie. Later on, as Maggie McGill joins the discussion, we all share our thoughts on the representation of plus-size people i...

For the first part of Janine's examination of Shallow Hal (2001), she speaks with Amanda Iman of Amanda's Picture Show A Go Go. Though Janine watched this film as a young, misguided chubby kid, Amanda avoided watching it because she was put off by its trailer. We peel back the complicated layers of a simplistic comedy and lay the ground work for next week's more in-depth episode which will feature...