Guess What You're Gonna Hate?

Kate introduces Janine to a plethora of mediocre band content produced through MTV's Making the Band, starting with the catchy song Damaged by Danity Kane. DK: a voice for all women... and a music video that some might say is our generation's Citizen Kane. (Note: no one but the trash hosts of GWYGH would say something like that.) Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout the years. You can find us...

What's more American than crackin' open a cold one with your horse? Janine forces Kate to listen to Toby Keith's "Beer For My Horses" as we barely scratch the surface of 2000s country music trash. Thank you for supporting GWYGH throughout the years. You can find us on all socials @HatePodcast and at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. (Hi, Kate's Mom!) Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minu...

So we just found out that you guys apparently weren't getting our episodes for the last two years? Weird. We really thought that the Podcrust dot ru dot biz was a legit website. And since our digital currency Trashcoin didn't take off, we're back, baby. To celebrate a new decade of life, Kate and Janine revisit a rom-com classic: 13 Going on 30 (2004), starring Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo. Th...

Continuing our Pride Month celebration, Kate and Janine revisit a problematic yet iconic moment of the 2000s: "bisexual" dating show A Shot at Love featuring Tila Tequila. Thank you for supporting GWYGH at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Back in the 2000s, webcomics were one of the few places where artists could tell the stories that traditional comics wouldn't publish... for better or for worse. Moss from Queerly Yours joins Janine for the first episode to celebrate Pride Month this year as they wax nostalgic about early LGBTQ+ webcomics. You can find Moss and their podcast Queerly Yours at www.queerlyyourspodcast.com as well as...

You know how you're officially old? When your childhood nostalgia has been kicked to the curb in favor of the next decade. As 2000s nostalgia starts to rise, certain musicians from the era have their second wind. Aly and Aj's Potential Breakup Song (2007) has come to new life with a TikTok trend, resulting in an updated version with curse words that will even be released on vinyl. But as Kate and...

BREAKING NEWS! 2000s indie darling Zooey Deschanel was in the news this week, as Katy Perry revealed that she used to pretend to be the actress in order to go wild at clubs in LA. This little factoid delivered a rush of serotonin to your favorite trash podcast hosts, so of course, we had to discuss it. Happy Holidays from the GWYGH crew! Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Pau...

Garbage bells, podcast smells, Janine laid an egg! Kate-mo-bile lost a wheel and this description got away, hey! Or... something like that. Kate and Janine keep getting sucked back into the 90s, but that's okay, because where would the 2000s be without pervasive 90s nostalgia? After all, we're always wondering why things were so much better 5-10 years ago. Nostalgia stay goggles firmly on, kids! T...

Back in October, Brian from The Blood Buddies invited Janine to watch one of their favorite slasher comedy flicks: Club Dread (2004). How exactly does a film with a budget of of $8.6 million only gross $7.6 million at the box office? Listen and find out! You can find Brian's podcast The Blood Buddies wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Check out the website www.bloodbuddies.com for more in...

If you've gone back to comfort shows or hobbies from your childhood to deal with quarantine, you're not alone. Kate and Janine discuss their old favorite anime and manga Fruits Basket, created by Natsuki Takaya. Thank you all so much for your support. We had a brief hiatus due to moving, a broken microphone, and of course, the crushing pandemic that surrounds us all. We couldn't have made it throu...

If you or a loved one was forced to watch the horse birth scene in Spirit (2002), you may be entitled to emotional compensation. Or, at the very least, emotional commiseration with Kate and Janine as they revisit the classic animated horse film and its impact on horse girl culture of the 2000s. Thank you to all of our Patrons for all their support! We now have a new editor. Please join us in welco...

Imagine that you're a kid back in the early 2000s. You've told your mom you're sick and you have to stay home from school, but this time you're not lying. Your stomach is in twists as you lay in agony across the couch, dazed as the tv channels flicker before you. Through the haze of it all, you hear a jingle telling you that you are now alone in the world, with a little CatDog. You fumble past the...

In celebration of the upcoming holiday, Kate and Janine discuss Firework by Katy Perry as well as questionable 2000s fashion belts, fandom names, and slip'n'slides. Thank you so much for all your support! You can find us on Patreon.com/HatePodcast. A big shoutout to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Who do you call for pizza delivery on the bottom of the ocean? Why, the Krusty Krab of course! Kate and Janine discuss the smash-hit episode "Pizza Delivery," along with their own food delivery misadventures. Thank you so much to all of our awesome Patrons. We're hoping to get back to creating content more regularly! You can support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Check out podcasts The Minute Pod...

Weeks ago, Darrell had an idea for a GWYGH episode: two movies, two comedians, two presidential elections. He gave Janine the choice of either Man of the Year (2006) starring Robin Williams or Head of State (2003) starring Chris Rock. After getting Kate's expert opinion, they choose a movie and dive right in. Be sure to stick around for an extra-special crime selection. Thank you so much to all of...

We can hardly believe it. A hundred episodes of our trash content, listened to by our beloved audience! Kate and Janine reflect on the movie reviews and minisodes they've completed over the years. We both want to thank our listeners for all their support and downloads... we wouldn't be able to do this without you! Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast! Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg...

You heard it here first folks: Kate is officially tougher than rats. It's a good thing, too -- you need to be tough to get through the upcoming social isolation, but thankfully we can get through this together... as long as we have the new Animal Crossing game! Janine and Kate reminisce about old animal crossing, how mean villagers used to be, and their perfect animal crossing themed crime. Thank...

Happy Valentine's Day from your favorite trashy broads! Janine discusses an album she can no longer enjoy after a bad breakup: Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! (2006) from Hellogoodbye. Really, though, she should have seen the breakup coming from a mile away, considering it was developed on the sketchy early internet dating site eSPIN the Bottle. Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodc...

To celebrate her birthday, Janine asks Kate to watch one of her favorite movies from childhood: What a Girl Wants (2003), starring Colin Firth and Amanda Bynes. Consider supporting us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song!

Welcome to 2020! A year for reflection. What better way to kick it off than to listen to an episode of your favorite trashy nostalgia podcast? Kate and Janine discuss the first albums they bought on vinyl, Record Store Day, and obsolete 2000s media such as the DataPlay disc. Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome t...

Merry Trashmas from your favorite trash content producers, Kate and Janine! We discuss The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins for the final day of Trashmas. Thanks for sticking with us through this series and see you in 2020! Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Big shout out to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and the Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

Remember the days when all you needed from a phone was the ability to play Snake and maybe call your parents if you were in trouble? 'Cause we do. Reminisce about flip phones with us on the eleventh day of Trashmas. Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thank you to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme!

Epic Fail -- bet those are two words you haven't heard in a while. Or at least, we hope so. We're pretty glad it's left the internet lexicon since the 2000s, but we'll be talking about it today, as well as our own personal fails. Support us at Patreon.com/Hatepodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.

Vampires or werewolves -- a tale as old as time. Or, well, as old as 2008. Zoe from Tea & Strumpets joins Janine to discuss Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga-- especially the disappointment upon reading about the unfortunately named baby. Find Tea & Strumpets wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts and on social media @tnstrumpets! https://www.romancepod.com/ Support us at Patreon.com/hatepodc...

You don't have to be wearing a raw meat dress to enjoy the eighth day of Trashmas. We reminisce about the aesthetics of 2000s Lady Gaga and The Fame Monster (2009). Support us at Patreon.com/HatePodcast. Thanks so much to Paul Ryberg of Plug-in Missing and The Minute Pod for our awesome theme song.