Greetings! The Greeting Card Podcast

Come and witness the voice of a generation that NO ONE  hears!   Join Bobby, Dan, friends of the podcast Gabby & Andrew, and actor Goseph Jorden Brevit as they tip their top hats to diner bisque, forward-thinking greeting card purchases, and the golden days of Microsoft Publisher. Later, the quad will rate and review a double-helping of cards that strike the balance of fun AND morally challenging!...

Time for a tall order of Bird!   Join Bobby, Dan, and Grandma Murder as they find a way to keep talking about egg nog, raw cranberries, Maine Humor, and whether pre-typed holiday cards are better than the blank stuff!   Later, the lads rate and review a card that, while disjointed, goes down as smooth as a glass of flamingo milk!   Happy Honda-Days, and remember, Be Not Proud!

Grab a mug of Year-Round Nog and take part in the fun!  Join Bobby, Dan, Great Aunt Marbles and Great Uncle Dudanelle as they make quick work of Ugly Sweater Parties, the Festival of Toyota-thon, and enlight Dan on the horrors of the plot of Beethoven. Later, they rate and review a card that is far, Far, FAR from being the #bestcardever.   Enjoy, and don't forget to #grogyournog! (please get this...

We're knee-deep (or at least mid-shin-deep) in Honda-Day Friendship! Join Bobby, Dan, special guest (and co-host of the Divided Films Podcast) Keith St. Lawrence, and Christian boy-band Trinity of 5ive as they razzle and dazzle with the Quinity of Greetings, the sending of E-cards, and contemplating where our old pal Jib-Jab went. later, the lads rate and review a card that's almost as confounding...

Merry Greetsgiving, ya filthy Ding-Dongs!    Saddle up to the ole podcast-style fireplace and curl up with a temperature-appropriate vessel of malted orange juice, salted iced tea, or unforgiven milk!  Then, join Bobby, Dan, and Academy Award-outlawed directors John Metalworker and Francis Wooddestroyer as they talk shop on elements of the Greetsgiving Feast, make various references to "Kiss From...

A joyous Greetsgiving to one and all on this day of Beige Feasting!    Join Bobby, Dan, and the math rock supergroup Steampunk Monocle as they gobble away about cousin-rich families, murderer's plastic, and why the greasiest holidays get the nice plateware! In the middle, we go through the GCA's guide to submitting a greeting card! And finally, we rate and review a card that bought a ticket on the...

Hold on to your skin marrow! Join Bobby, Dan, and Senatorial Candidate Bent JimBroad as they fiddle and faddle on Hallmark Holidays, gamble candy, and the sundowning of the salad bar trend. Later, they'll rate and review a card that seems all well and dandy, until they reach the bitter, bitter end.    We Stone-Cold, Steve Austin love you all!

Gobble Gobble Bless to You and Maybe Even Yours!   Join Bobby, Dan, and James Patterson write-alike Biff Butterman as they hither and thither on cruel turkey jokes, holiday decorations, and the immortal charm of a Wawa hoagie. Later, the duo rate and review a card that forces a frank discussion on comedy. That's how bad it is!   Thanks to the Rockwell Foundation of Rocks. For nothing.

Still (barely) Live at Old Man Smudgin's least-looked-after-rented Manor! Commandeer a hearty flagon of pumpkin sludge (sans turnips) and join Bobby, Dan, and special guest/actor/director/educator Dara Silverman as they bray and neigh about three-card traditions, GolfBeer (or BeerGolf), and the deeper notions behind the phrase "I Liver You". Later (not that you ding-dongs deserve it), Bobby displa...

Grab yourself a pumpky brewster and join in on the heavy Halloween hooplah! Join Bobby, Dan, and Alpha-Beta-Alpha-Again pledge Crett Billemstein as they cackle and crackle on squash smells, the uselessness of turnips, and almost drowning alongside fruit! Later, the gang rates and reviews a card that is a pitch-perfect clone of the worst 5 minutes of open-mic stand-up you've ever had to endure just...

Coming to you LIVE from the haunted halls of Old Man Smudgin's Mansion! Sometimes the scares are the ones we make ourselves, or we get an option and either way we're doomed! Join Bobby, Dan, and Barley the Zombie Cat as they howl and wail about horror movie trends, Narnsense, and the swarthy decades that both hosts would have thrived best in. Then we review what can only be described as a double-t...

A Merry and Prosperous Greetingsween to you, ya goblins! Join Scaremasters Bobby and Dan as they wail like banshees about trick or treating in your teens, fun blood acronyms, the beloved SnakeVein movie series, and whether or not April O'Neil and Michelangelo were dating (don't DM us about this). Then we creepily crack open the ancient scrolls of our first halloween card of the month! Get ready fo...

How do YOU stay motivated on your work-sanctioned hour-long lunch break? Join Bobby, Dan, and Mother Tom with her crock pot full of tomato juice as they ramble and rumble about wedding card details, wax seal usage, and bringing levity to a ceremony that has none of it! Later, we review a card that's PERFECT for your HR office or nautical-themed waiting room! Cheers, Dipsh*ts! #getyanniongreetings...

It's time for you ding-dongs to bet on a sure thing, and this episode is just the horse to wager on! Join Bobby, Dan, and dear friend and host of The Winning Ticket podcast Johnny Della Luna, as they hem and haw on cease-and-desist letters, random videos with your name in it, and everyone's favorite Brendan Fraser movie. Then we review a card that threw us for SUCH a loop that Dan had to turn our...

A Grand, Gregarious Greetsgiving to you, Ding-Dongs! Join Bobby and Dan as they "Get Cold in the Turkey" (what) and look back at 10 episodes of greeting card glory! Retelling old tales, revisiting past judgements, and EVEN physical Bobby and Dan greeting-card-on-fridge image rubrics, which can be seen on Insta @Greetingspod and Twitter @Greetingscast! Celebrate 10 hard weeks of barely any work wit...

BOBBY IS HEALTHY NOW, THESE EPISODES ARE LIKE 3 MONTHS OLD.   We might've missed the Noted+ SF NOW Market, but cheer still reigns supreme in this house! Join Bobby and Dan as they wax and wane on the fallacy of pocket protectors, Debate Clubs and Model UN, and are unnecessarily harsh to Central Indiana (our apologies to the fan base out there). Then we rate and review a real thinker of a card, one...

We record these episodes early, so we hope you like cool June vibes and talks about Father's Day Cards! Join Bobby, Dan, and Six Flags Fright Fest actor Craig as they discuss the differences in Parents' Day cards, Dog Paw sizes, and possibility of a year-round Halloween Amusement Park. Then Bobby and Dan rate and review that card that might just break them for good. Have an Honest Day!

Someone with ACTUAL experience in the greeting card industry sets us straight on how things are done! No more "just guessing and probably being wrong" for us! Join Bobby, Dan, and Greetings' first-ever special guest, writer/actor/greeting card expert and enthusiast Tobi Sigona, as they discuss The ins-and-outs of the industry, as well as Hollywood's take on the greeting card industry, and Bobby an...

Blessings and Good Faternoon! Join Bobby, Dan, and the rest of the Washboard Boys as they hem and haw about odd greetings, misspelled names on paychecks, and progressive jug bands! Then we tackle a greeting card so revolting that Dan is STILL thinking about it (but that's his problem). No bro of any stature will want to miss this!

A card that reminds you of a place you've never been! Join Bobby, Dan, and front-desk champion Denise McTrain as they discuss The Louie Awards (The Tonys of Greeting Cards), analyze salon classism, and decide once and for all where the damn handle is on the ratings fridge. DM us if your fridge is different!

Only 5 episodes in, and we can't even figure out how to start the recording! or remember the name of the podcast in the moment! Or put the full episode out in time! We're on a roll! Join Bobby, Dan, and imaginary friend Nathaniel J. Pemmican as we discover the Greeting Card Association website, go through the history of the practice, bloviate on the word "convalescent", and rate and review a DOOZY...

Do you know anything about writing for greeting cards? Neither do we, but that won't stop us from ruminating on such an occupation (and the movies based on it) for nearly 20 minutes!    Come for the greeting card talk, stay for the uninformed musings on the industry! And a special shoutout to Bowne and Co. Stationers in NYC, who's name Dan couldn't remember during the recording. Check out their di...

First, we (specifically Dan) would like to apologize to author and publisher David Zinczenko for not getting your name even a little bit right in this recording! We imagine you are an avid listener of the show, and we hope that this week's very food-centric goofs (incl. Cinnabun, ice cream preferences, and how America's decline is evident in the menu at IHOP) more than make up for our magnificent...

Join Bobby and Dan as they needlessly explain a huge gap in recording sessions, talk endlessly about Easter candy, and incessantly rate and review the nooks and crannies of this week's card! It may be for a belated birthday, but after our review, it may just be worth forgetting the birthday altogether!

Greetings! Welcome to the inaugural episode of Greetings!: The Greeting Card Podcast. The only podcast (according to a very quick google search) that rates and reviews all the gems and jewels of your grocery or convenience stores greeting card aisle! Join Bobby and Dan as they discuss the many circles of Inferno, their ignorance of the many fish species in the world, and of course this week's card...