Green Mountain Mysteries

Finally, a breather episode - if your idea of a "breather" includes "a whole lot of contemplating your own mortality." After the harrowing incident under the Moran Municipal Plant, the gang takes some time to rest, recover, reflect, and research. Albion brought the donuts, Desdemona draws some doodles, Ro is overly formal, and Sylvester solves magic with math. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemon...

(This episode contains intense depictions of realistic violence including stalking, attempted murder, and choking; listener discretion is advised.) The gang's reconaissance mission becomes a rescue mission as they meet a new friend. Well, "friend" is a strong word; let's go with "mortal enemy" instead. Albion qualifies for the Olympics, Desdemona plays it safe, Ro plays hide & seek, and Sylves...

It turns out Roy Scheider was wrong - they're gonna need a *smaller* boat. The gang's reconnaissance mission is interrupted by an old friend. Well, "friend" is a strong word; let's go with "mortal enemy" instead. Albion is having none of it today, Desdemona gets druuuunk, Ro goes for a dip, and Sylvester talks a lot about the weather. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland...

We're taking a quick break from our regular Green Mountain Mysteries episodes to present this year's special Guest Month episode, featuring Zach Shock of STEAMpunks! In this episode, five badass women from across time and space have globe-trotting adventures in their sweet steam-powered airship, the BBM Provaxxer. Can they stop the heinous Floridians from ripping a hole in reality and ruining thei...

It turns out the real Green Mountain Mysteries.. was the friendship we made along the way. Hey, where are you going? Come back! After a cryptic surprise visit, the gang takes a trip to the Library to get some answers. Albion doesn't want to go for a swim, Desdemona geeks out yet again, Ro can't find a boat, and Sylvester tries out a new nickname. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Dariu...

Chapter 2 of Green Mountain Mysteries is here, and it's starting off with a BANG! ...get it? Because of the bang that happens? Anyway. The gang finally has a week to recuperate, which is promptly interrupted when a piece of history explodes; the gang suspects supernatural motives are behind the apparent arson. Albion offends the dead, Desdemona geeks out a little, Ro still can't stop lying to cops...

It's time to cook, here on the finale episode of our first chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! The gang prepares to finally confront the Wendigo threat head on. As night falls, the battle lines are drawn, allies are found, and blood will spill. Who will make it to daybreak? Albion shoots his shot, Desdemona puts a face to a name, Ro uses teamwork to make the dream work, and Sylvester is gonna wre...

Episode 8 - Are You There, Odin? It's Me, Albion (Note: this episode contains depictions of mental trauma.) Is it in poor taste to suggest that Desdemona's favorite artist is Edvard Munch? The gang recuperates from their harrowing encounter at the ski lodge. They continue planning their next move, until Desdemona receives a mysterious phone call from someone she doesn't know - but seems to know he...

This couldn't NOT be this episode's title, we decided - if it works, it works, alright? The gang has no time to recover from the startling revelations of last episode before finding themselves on a surprise road trip. What starts as a cordial but tense meeting suddenly turns to terrifying violence. Albion gets to watch his favorite movie live, Desdemona makes a huge mistake, Ro is actually being d...

Episode transcript available here What a catch, Donnie - our group of America's sweethearts might just make a headfirst slide into Cooperstown on a bad bet, and other Fall Out Boy references. The gang follows the money and pieces together the clues they've gathered so far, which leads them to an unlikely location and an extremely unexpected surprise. Albion talks about Pokémon, Desdemona experienc...

Episode transcript available here ..a girl can have without blatantly obstructing a police investigation, but it's better if you do. The gang's investigation grinds to a halt when Ro is confronted by Det. Sgt. Ditko and digs herself in too deep; Albion, Sylvester, and Desdemona uncover a dark revelation that could have drastic ramifications. Albion crushes a late one, Desdemona comes clean, Ro get...

Episode transcript available here (Just a heads up - this episode contains more strong language than usual, and is a bit darker than the average episode.) Here I am - stuck in the middle with Albion. The only way this showdown could be more dramatic is if a tumbleweed blows through. Wait, this show is set in Vermont? Damn. The gang has a tense negotiation with their allies as they decide Alexis' f...

Episode transcript available here Oooh it's a killing machine - it's got everything, like a driving power, big fat tires and everything! The gang follows up on a lead that takes them back to an old battleground, and have an unexpected run in with an old foe. Albion makes a vampire flowchart, Desdemona decides to live laugh and love, Ro tries to make a car disappear, and Sylvester - predictably - a...

Episode transcript available here Tonight, the parts of Albion Graves and Desdemona Brown will be played by Robert DeNero and Al Pacino. The gang meets a real life Warden, and it goes about as well as can be expected. Albion has a rough time in therapy, Desdemona takes a sandwich to go, Ro tries to bond over Harry Potter, and Sylvester just keeps taking the grossest pictures. Starring Christine Sa...

Episode transcript available here Oh, we got trouble! Right here in Queen City! Trouble with a capital 'T', and that rhymes with 'Z', and that stands for zombies! The gang starts the new year off with a bang as they confront supernatural forces rampaging through the streets of Burlington. Albion doesn't use guns for their intended purpose, Desdemona gets a new boom box, Ro swings for the fences, a...

Episode transcript available here Heads up: this is NOT the first episode of Green Mountain Mysteries! This is the setup episode, which is the perfect starting place for newcomers to the show, the game system, or... the concept of actual play podcasts, I guess? The gang briefly describes their characters and the Dresden Files RPG system. Your players for this adventure: Christine Savage as Desdemo...