Green Mountain Mysteries

We've got the sword handy? Good, good. Now fetch me that single hair of a horse's tail so I can REALLY show that courtier kid what's what. The gang's excitement at being reunited with an old friend is short-lived, as they must now face the consequences of that reunion - and the sobering realities that it brings. Albion once again understands, Desdemona plays peacekeeper, Ro chooses (or doesn't), a...

This episode is just like Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: everyone is here! Beaumont! Rowan! Jigglypuff! Metaknight! (Okay maybe not those last two) The gang has a disturbing encounter that prompts a final showdown with the monster that's been targeting them. How will they survive - let alone succeed - against their most powerful opponent yet? Albion gets really righteous, Desdemona slams the door on...

 Hey, if you like episodes where Albion keeps getting abruptly hung up on, then this is the episode for you! After recovering from brushes with death and dealing with the cops, the gang takes some time to piece together the clues they've gathered so far. Albion gets his gun back, Desdemona reads a map, Ro finally gives a straight answer, and Sylvester just keeps helping! Starring Christine Sa...

You all knew this was coming: the episode where one of the cast gets taken into police custody. Honestly? I'm just amazed it didn't happen thirty one episodes sooner. The gang has, frankly, quite a few more awkward and personal conversations... though one of them, quite suddenly, turns deadly. Albion takes a dip, Desdemona has too much tourist crap, Ro talks about masks, and Sylvester lawyers up....

Tonight, Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino will reprise their roles as Albion Graves and Desdemona Brown. The gang has yet another interrogation in a sandwich shop, which is a trend that has not gone unnoticed. Albion still has a flowchart, Desdemona plays peacemaker, Ro finally chats up Rowan, and Sylvester totally called it. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvest...

Featuring guest star Chevy Chase!* The gang reach out to try to help the network of friends and acquaintances wrapped up in their current plight... with mixed results. Albion makes a friend (for real this time), Desdemona goes shopping, Ro remembers something important, and Sylvester shares a terrible photograph. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coope...

Look, I'll stop making Knives Out references in my episode titles when it stops being a great movie. So... basically, never. The gang reconvenes at Des' place to make plans, only to end up playing host to an unexpected guest. Albion makes a friend, Desdemona gets manipulative, Ro remembers a teacup, and Sylvester slurps his coffee real loud. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Sou...

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Episode 27 - Cheating at Dungeons & Dragons Remember, kids: cheating at D&D (or other tabletop roleplaying games!) isn't cool OR fun, even if you DO have cool supernatural cheating powers. To try and learn the identity of Wesley's assailant and identify more potential leads, the gang interviews friends new, old, and otherwise. Albion traps a fairy and it isn't weird, Desdemona pets a kitte...

Episode 26 - Somebody Going To Emergency It's like Don Henley says: you better hang on tooth and nail - the wolf is always at the door. The gang rushes to the aid of a fallen friend, and try to pick up whatever clues they can to piece together what happened. Albion causes a scene, Desdemona asks to speak to a manager, Ro plays Nancy Drew, and Sylvester finally puts his medical license to good use....

Chapter three of Green Mountain Mysteries begins, and there's something really fishy about this episode. Ugh, I'm really floundering with these puns lately, I swear to cod. When a warm March day brings a surprise ecological disaster, the gang can't help but feel it's connected to the mysteries they've been investigating. Albion goes hunting for the truth, Desdemona sees an old friend, Ro just want...

It's the first anniversary of Green Mountain Mysteries! You asked us questions, and we're here to provide you with answers. It's everything you've ever wanted to know about the GMM cast, crew, and characters, such as: Where does Desdemona get her tea? What scares even the fearless Dr. Coopersmith? What's Mike's favorite food? What's a Seth, and why was he so insistent on setting the show in Burlin...

It's Christmas in Oklahoma City, and all through the house, Sidney Graves await her family's return with nary a grouse. Even though Mr. and Mrs. Graves are stuck at the airport in New York, Albion should be arriving to reunite with the family for the holidays any minute... but what's a girl to do when instead of Santa Claus coming down the chimney, it's Krampus smashing through your door and kidna...

This is the best place for new listeners to start: get caught up on the events of the first two chapters of Green Mountain Mysteries from the point of view of each of the main characters. Welcome to magical Burlington - it's time to eat some sandwiches and hunt some monsters. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom...

Before we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime. ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. Ro finally gets the call to reconnect her with someone she thought lost in her life... twice. The conclusion of the interlude episodes; with special guest Kat Pyburn-Wilson as Siobhansidhe. Starring Chr...

Before we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime.   ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. In the middle of the night, Albion receives a desperate plea to return home and find a missing family member; with special guest Vero Hererra as Sidney Graves.   Starring Christine Savage as...

Before we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime.   ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. Sylvester just can't stop having chance encounters with the supernatural while showing his younger sister around town; with special guest Michelle Wetherbee as Samantha Coopersmith.   Starri...

Before we begin chapter three, the gang gets to experience a bit of downtime. ...or at least they would, if they weren't constantly experiencing unexpected interruptions from those closest to them. A surprise visit from Desdemona's estranged mother dredges up ancient resentments and brings their complicated past to light; with special guest Jacqueline Martell as Rose Lee Brown. Starring Christine...

This is part two of the finale for the second chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! (Yes, we took some creative liberties with the geography in this one - it's fiction, it's fine.) Faced with grave danger and insurmountable numbers, the gang needs to dig deep and use every trick in their playbook if they want to leave Knight Island alive. Albion rushes in, Desdemona can actually do this, Ro lights...

Episode 19 - Knight Island Nights (Part 1) This is part one of the finale for the second chapter of Green Mountain Mysteries! (Yes, we took some creative liberties with the geography in this one - it's fiction, it's fine.) The gang makes their way to Knight Island to confront the unknown that awaits them there. Albion loves him some jewelry, Desdemona remembers a ghost, Ro has a good conversation,...

Look, we've all had a rebellious streak at one time. Who among us hasn't had too much time on our hands and done a little trespassing, B&E, larceny, holding people at gunpoint - hold on. What was that last one? The gang rushes to act on their latest tip, unaware that they're racing against time to prevent a catastrophe. Albion parks a car real good, Desdemona wants to help, Ro does some burgla...

Maybe Banksy was right after all - we ARE all glued to our phones. He got us again! The gang deals with a number of weird revelations, ranging from life-threatening to annoying. Albion has a rival, Desdemona has a gun to her head, Ro has an unburned bridge, and Sylvester has a real good laugh. Starring Christine Savage as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter...

Don't adjust your dials! It's the 2020 Show Swap episode! The crew at No Dice take over this episode of Green Mountain Mysteries and play the werewolf NPCs we encountered early on in our adventure! Can the pack figure out what creature caused a ruckus on their farm before the full moon? Can Karen never call here again? Did you know that werewolfs are communists? You'll want to listen to this excel...

First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll, then we... have an uncomfortable conversation with a cop that's been hounding us since day one... uh... go, let it go! The gang can't seem to catch a break, as their downtime is spent bouncing from one tense meeting with law enforcement to another. Albion pulls a cowboy face, Desdemona doesn't partake, Ro pulls the ol' bathroom ruse, and Sylvester files of...

It is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not a hole at all! ...it works better if you read that in a Cajun accent. The gang heads into town to follow up on an interesting new lead, and meet a number of familiar faces. Albion looks at a fountain, Desdemona gets real distracted, Ro reconnects with a friend, and Sylvester gets political; with spec...