Green Mountain Mysteries

Green Mountain Mysteries is a dark, violent, curse-filled show. Listener discretion is advised. It's Pride Month, why are we putting people IN the closet? The gang is given a lot of cryptic messages, because what other kind are there? Albion chats with a crow, an impossible email is sent, and the crew put together the pieces. No backup is coming. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Gwen...

... I walked with you once upon a dream. Nightmares are discussed. Lightning crashes. We are reunited. This is a dark, violent, curse-filled show. Listener discretion is advised. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Hue as Natalie Coopersmith, Michelle Wetherbee as Samantha Coopersmith, Thom Freitag as Albion Graves, and Michael Freitag as everyone else. With Spec...

Episode 71 - Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream Dream CW: sexual content, sexual violence. Listener discretion is advised. After the previous night's harrowing nightmare, our heroes try to get some rest and regain their strength. Unfortunately, outside forces have other plans - which could have dangerous and deadly consequences. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Hue...

CW: Depictions of panic attacks, violence, apocalyptic imagery Nightmarish visions of the future getting you down? Talk to YOUR local oracle today so you can panic together! The gang reunites, the Coopersmith sisters are brought up to speed, and we realize there's some problems that Werther's Originals can't fix. With an ominous cataclysm looming, our hunters try to figure out how to change their...

In a world ruined by remakes and franchises, one podcast network says... let's make a movie! Welcome to the PPN Blockbuster! This event will see different shows on the Pocket Podcast Network team up to a make a movie, building its parts, making a plot, and then performing it. We're up next, "filming" Corruption in the Caves, with our good friends from No Dice. | Join us on the Pocket Podcast Netwo...

Episode 69? Nice. At the start of the final chapter, the gang find themselves facing their worst nightmare: the absolute destruction of everything that they hold dear. Apocalyptic warnings welcome our heroes to one final week of hell... before the long-hidden truth behind the mysteries of Burlington, Vermont burn their way into the light. Will the courage of these fire-forged friends be enough? St...

Truths are laid bare, with tremendous implications... The gang's harrowing day of mistrust, misdeeds, fighting, globetrotting, and death is finally coming to an end - but not before they have one last confrontation with their new adversary. Will their actions be driven by a sense of justice - or a desire for vengeance? Albion learns a new anime superpower, Desdemona laughs until Mike breaks, and R...

Today, we enters a brave new era - one that will shape the future of this podcast forever. We're all incredibly excited, and sincerely hope that you enjoy today's incredibly special episode. On behalf of all of us, I would just like to take this moment to remind you: this is what you asked for. This is YOUR FAULT. In this 100% canonical maiden flight of our brand new format, the gang take to the s...

The second trial of Marcus Wahlbrook, suspected warlock, finally begins. Marcus' fate will be determined here and now. As the gang prepares to testify on behalf of their friend, the appearance of some surprise witnesses might just turn this trial on its head; with special guests Patrick Keefe and Zoé Jackson. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Nick Trent as Marc...

A yet-living man suffers dreams of death - ones he could not prevent... The gang finally gets a chance to reconcile, research, and rest - though how restful the night will be remains to be seen. Albion - unlike Sonic - is too slow, Desdemona sweetens some tea, and Ro is ride or die; with special guests JD Fierce, Nick Trent, and Sean Gettys. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Gwen Vette...

This Christmas, Green Mountain Mysteries has some fantastic gifts for you, our wonderful listeners! This year, we bring you the sequel to our original Christmas special, featuring the return of Darius as the Krampus, more of your favorite holiday tunes, and an extra special guest player: NPR's Jack Lepiarz - aka Guinness World Record holder, America's Got Talent contestant, and viral TikTok star J...

Quick action and critical decisions require fractured bonds of trust to be reforged... The gang, reeling from the outcome of a climactic duel, finally let the inertia of the day catch up with them. Albion does him some intimidatin', Desdemona makes a peace sign and eats a sandwich, and Ro does some snoopin'; with special guests Nick Trent as Marcus Wahlbrook and Sean Gettys as Alistair Karrde. Sta...

CW: Depictions of grievous bodily harm, blood, and graphic violence. Listener discretion advised. It's time to duel. After a pair of separate harrowing encounters, the prescribed time for Marcus' duel arrives; with special guest Nick Trent as Marcus Wahlbrook. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as Albio...

It's time for our Thanksgiving episode, as part of the 2021 Pocket Podcast Potluck celebration! The gang gathers at Desdemona's house for a Thanksgiving party with their closest friends. Unfortunately, it seems they might've partied TOO hard last night... and now they need to reconstruct the events of their raucous holiday rager to answer some pressing questions: where did these trashy romance nov...

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Nobody is ever prepared for an unexpected goodbye... less so, then, for two at the same time... Um, hey gang... where are we? When are we? Wait... have we been here before? Albion, Desdemona, Ro, and Sylvester all have no idea where they are or how they got there. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius Southland as Dr. Sylvester Coopersmith, Gwen Vetter as Ro Kamen, Thom Freitag as A...

Bonds of trust begin to break under the strain of the gang's choices... The gang struggles to work with the Wardens - and for that matter, to even work together - as they attempt to reconcile their recent graveyard dashes, personality clashes, and car crashes. Albion stands someone up, Desdemona uninvites a guest, Ro brought pizza rolls, and Sylvester calls AAA. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdem...

Secrets come out, and action explodes as the gang attempt to reconvene... The gang learn some uncomfortable truths, and make plans to outwit one of their foes - but they'll have to survive some surprise plans targeting them, first. Albion has played Mortal Kombat, Desdemona backs away slowly, Ro gets a new roommate, and Sylvester hates to see a poor, dumb animal suffer. Starring Christine Tardif a...

Multiple cordial confrontations create some unexpected new wrinkles... The gang stalls for time and works on plans to sidestep the inevitable - but they still don't know the identity of their friend's eventual murderer. Albion gets even, Desdemona wants to get off of Mr. Ro's Wild Ride, Ro definitely has a plan, and Sylvester comes up second; with special guest Nick Trent as Marcus Wahlbrook. Star...

The plot thickens as even more potential murderers are added to the mix... Yet another complication arrives at Des' door. Will the gang be able to prevent their friend's prophesied death - or even figure out who's trying to kill him - in time? Albion reaches a wrong number, Desdemona pulls a Ferris Bueller, Ro unhesitatingly contemplates a choice, and Sylvester never asks why; with special guest N...

It seems like the number of candidates for murderer increases with every hour... Will the gang be able to prevent their friend's prophesied death - or even figure out who's trying to kill him - in time? Albion won't stop talking, Desdemona deals you psychic damage, Ro doesn't know phone numbers, and Sylvester just keeps yelling at Albion; with special guest Nick Trent as Marcus Wahlbrook. Starring...

BOOP... BEEP... BOOP... BEEP... It's the start of chapter 6, and the clock is ticking. Will the gang be able to prevent their friend's prophesied death - or even figure out who's trying to kill him - in time? Albion speaks in hypotheticals, Desdemona knows what faeries like, Ro un-refuses a call to adventure, and Sylvester has another chance to cook; with special guests Britty Lea as Kris (Who Wor...

In twenty hours, there will be no turning back - so for now, we look to the past to find: _ Some things have changed.-- /- Some things have changed over time..- |\- Some things already changed a long time ago..-. ---? Some things are about to change, whether or not we want them to.-.-. ----- And some things... may never change...- ----@... Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius South...

Everybody remembers that one scene from It's Always Sunny, right? 'course y'all do. It's the end of chapter 5, and the gang decide to try to plan their next move in light of their recent adventures... however, no one is prepared for when a dire piece of critical information comes from an unexpected source. Albion has been dying to talk about the mail, Desdemona plays host yet again, it's Ro's turn...

And don't forget, the Dewey Decimal System is your friend. The gang try to work through some of their recent issues; some of them with words, some of them with fists... and sometimes both. Albion apologizes, Desdemona sweeps the leg, Ro loves Despereaux, and Sylvester takes on new students; with special guest Sean Gettys as Alistair Karrde. Starring Christine Tardif as Desdemona Brown, Darius Sout...