Green Blooded Bastard

Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

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The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash vs E...

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Green Blooded Bastard - A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby 25.12.2020 1:21:39

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby. Dude you guys know what the fuck is going on already! AHAHA this shit rocks!

Green Blooded Bastard - Dreamcatcher 20.12.2020 2:08:56

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dreamcatcher. This movie is about some great childhood friends that have a special bond with a special kid who has special powers. Aliens come to fuck shit up but get fucked up. Fuck yeah son!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E10 (Pegasus) 18.12.2020 45:25

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E10 (Pegasus). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra 13.12.2020 1:54:32

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Green Blooded Bastard - Ad Astra. This movie is epic, it's also intimate and claustrophobic in its scale. Somber, but quite good.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix) 11.12.2020 43:38

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E09 (Flight of the Phoenix). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Chappaquiddick 06.12.2020 1:41:11

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Chappaquiddick. This movie is about a fat fuck nicknamed "Teddy" and how he's a piece of shit and a girl died and this fucker got off Scott freely and shit.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E08 (Final Cut) 04.12.2020 43:20

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E08 (Final Cut). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Candyman 29.11.2020 1:35:47

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Candyman. This movie is dope as hell and Tony(big cock) Todd is fucking great. Be his victim bitches!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2) 27.11.2020 43:43

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E07 (Home, Part 2). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Superman 4: The Quest For Peace 22.11.2020 1:28:02

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Superman 4: The Quest For Peace. In this movie, Superman stops nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a sun born nuclear clone or something ffs. plus ducky is in here.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1) 20.11.2020 44:00

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E06 (Home, Part 1). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding 15.11.2020 1:29:36

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches A Christmas Prince- The Royal Wedding. So a chick gets married to a prince then goes balls deep again and saves the fucking day! The Borg queen is still hanging around there are some new peeps around.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E05 (The Farm) 13.11.2020 44:08

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E05 (The Farm). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Friday The 13th (2009) 13.11.2020 1:33:45

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Friday The 13th (2009). This movie is bad... really bad, but it's over for now.

Green Blooded Bastard - Hobbs & Shaw 08.11.2020 2:04:10

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Hobbs & Shaw. This movie is like a modern-day sequel to Moana. Just go watch it already.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E04 (Resistance) 06.11.2020 43:02

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E04 (Resistance). Let's frak!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2) - A Star Trek Podcast 04.11.2020 42:34

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST: ENT S4E16 - Divergence (2/2).

Green Blooded Bastard - Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse 01.11.2020 1:48:38

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse. This movie is about a guy named Spider-Man who has an above-average cock, but nothing gaudy or offensive. He meets up with some other strange fucking Spider-Them and they fucking save the day. Don't do drugs before you watch this, please.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E03 (Fragged) 30.10.2020 43:40

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E03 (Fragged). Let's frak!

The Bastard Boldly Goes - ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2) - A Star Trek Podcast 28.10.2020 43:26

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes! This episode is for ST:ENT S4E15 - Affliction (1/2).

Green Blooded Bastard - The Ghost of Lord Farquaad 25.10.2020 13:12

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Ghost of Lord Farquaad. This movie was an amusement park ride so yeah... I have no idea what I watched.

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E02 (Valley of Darkness) 23.10.2020 43:04

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E02 (Valley of Darkness). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Without Warning (CBS, 1994) 18.10.2020 1:58:32

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Warning (CBS, 1994). This movie is about some big-dicked fuck heads that that nuke shit and shit! Seriously wtfbbq?!?!

Fat Apollo Is Life - BSG S02E01 (Scattered) 16.10.2020 43:40

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E01 (Scattered). Let's frak!

Green Blooded Bastard - Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm 11.10.2020 1:13:40

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm. In this movie, Batman gets to fight demons from his past again! The Joker is out there romping and stomping again because he's in his prime! It was ok I guess I'll stop now.