Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E02 (Precipice). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wonder Woman 1984.  In this movie, Wonder Woman 84 gets to fight her inner demons or deepest wishes or whatever the fuck!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S03E01 (The Occupation). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Showgirls.  Nomi has big tits and isn't afraid to use them when it's time to dance and damn does she know how to use them!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E20 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Red Dragon.  This film isn't that great, but eh it's got some funky fun shit in it.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E19 (Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches #ALIVE.  This movie is strange and slightly not cool, but strangely fun at times.  weird film.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E18 (Downloaded). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Good Son.  This movie is about a bug nuts crazy kid who gets kills his brother and tries killing Frodo and shit.  He also fucking creates a crossbow that kills dogs with screws!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Resident Evil: Retribution  Sci-Fi horror at it's almost worst!  Hahaha, This movie is another shitty entry in the franchise that started out well enough and slowly slid towards le shit show deluxe.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E17 (The Captain's Hand). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dirty Dancing.  Swayze has a big cock and isn't afraid to use it when it's time to dance and gdamn Baby!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E16 (Sacrifice). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blair Witch 2: The Book of Shadows.  This movie is about a guy named Blair and his friends trying to find out if the Witch is true.

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E15 (Scar). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons.  In this movie, Deathstroke gets to fight demons from his past with his extremely large cock!  Some pretty good action and gore in this film!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E14 (Black Market). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Jonah Hex.  In this movie, JHex stops pseudo nuclear war and gets his ass kicked by a john Malkovich then some Natives do some Vudu shit and he's back kicking ass to save the day!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E13 (Epiphanies). Let's frak!

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Ma.  This movie is different but still has some fun shit going for it.  Nice change of pace.   

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E12 (Resurrection Ship, Part 2). Let's frak!

Hey, dudes, this is another episode of my side podcast The Bastard Boldly Goes!  This episode is for ST:DS9 S05E06 - Trials  and Tribble-ations.

The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Babysitter: Killer Queen.  This movie is about a little pussy boy who has grown up a bit but is still a little bitch.  He still gets bullied and Bella Thorne is in here and his old baby sitter might blow him because she's the shit and hooked him up some pusssy!

Fat Apollo Is Life - Battlestar Galactica: BSG S02E11 (Resurrection Ship, Part 1). Let's frak!