Great Night Audio Feed

Brian is banned from doing content, so OhDoctah steps in to debate Sydney Sweeney, roast Supergirl, explain Black Gritty, and watch World Cup tourists discover free refills, Texas Roadhouse, and America. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian has kept his mouth shut for three days, which can only mean one thing: it is finally time to discuss Toy Story 5 and the shockingly loaded mechanics of a potty-training device named Smarty Pants. Justin and Brian also get into Supergirl, Captain Marvel amnesia, DragonCon uncertainty, Brian’s Defcon/social-engineering gauntlet, Madison Square Garden getting hacked, and the dawning realization...

This week, Brian and Justin recap CSICon, Bill Nye proximity, Buffalo wing science, and the Left Bank ravioli that somehow became an Indiana Jones unit of measurement. Plus: Mel Brooks on a plane, Niagara Falls propaganda, a Canadian boat with a mean streak, sports week nonsense, and Temu ads that may or may not be pornography. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatn...

Brian may be haunted, dusty, gassy, or simply cursed by three beeps. Gmail becomes a virus-spewing kaiju, Codex may or may not be powered by an enchanted stone, and Justin waits to see if Apple AI is finally good enough to make him eat his pants. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin bravely decide the show is good now. Brian gambled with illegal coolant and somehow walked away with a new AC unit, Justin nearly accuses a daycare of building a case against his family, and 60 Minutes being the accidental dessert after America gets drunk on football. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian’s studio is cool again, possibly through maritime crime. After getting pitched a $35,000 AC replacement, he consults ChatGPT, invokes his coolant rights, and discovers the wonderful world of “illegal” refrigerant. Also: aerial floods, Comcast surrendering to piracy, a possible Great Night landline hotline, Tom Merritt’s BTS business trip, asshole blackjack theology, video iPods, Zunes, the f...

  Brian survives a graduation weekend with one bar a service, a failed notary quiz, and speedrunning the Bush Center. Plus, Erick Dickerson brings everyone to Football Land. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin break in the new wall of monitors. Then Penny does the math on not studying for Japanese. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

The guys get mindful, immediately weaponize it, and then call Brian's daughters for live fact-checking. Penny fights the academic final boss over one freshman-year grade. Bella discovers bagels. Plus: beaver edits. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

A White House Correspondents’ Dinner party turns into journalist-on-journalist violence, Jim Acosta plays sanctimonious Ron Burgundy, and Justin accidentally becomes Saul Goodman for Michael Tracy. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin try to figure out what happens when The Onion buys InfoWars and why it's like building media company in a haunted house. Arnold Schwarzenegger keeps missing the exit, Brian’s colon becomes a Patreon pitch, and Justin gets ready for DC nerd prom. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian gets robbed of productivity by trying to enhance productivity, survives YouTube’s “No, boy, no”, relitigates Dana Carvey’s H.W. Bush “yeah,” and ends with reverse Mr. Beast. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

It’s Monday Night Great Night: Brian gets Judas’d over IHOP on Spy Wednesday, Jesus runs Seal Team Six into hell, Texas threatens to split into four states, and the guys end up whispering Great Night ASMR until a tab goes Don Knotts. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin joins the Gobsmacked Police to investigate a $1,200 graduation photo package, then the boys try to fix a broken Wikipedia article by speedrunning Holy Week. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

They rename the show Table Boys, declare it’s all epilogue energy, spiral into “is it AI?” paranoia, and cap it off by announcing: new show title, Silent Night. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin's new name is Bruss, Henry Kissinger busts in the ocean, and by the end we learn Captain Morgan is real, Max Trollbot has a daughter, and the token budget is real bad. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian declares he’s out on Firefly and the guys decide Hollywood’s entire business model is just resetting Tim Allen forever. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian checks in from Clearwater, the moon turns out to be broken, gaslighting Andrew Heaton into moving to Austin, and what makes a truly nasty political ad. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian and Justin spiral from a into boomers-as-iPad-kids, micro-dramas, blowing a penguin in Antarctica, and the death of selfies. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin and Brian unpack a brand-new “World’s Greatest Con” experiement. After that: the Valentine’s “drone delivery” prank saga, a YouTube outage mid-show, and close by doomscrolling the Jmail. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Brian does career day as a “magician YouTuber,” then the crew spirals into the ASU frat leader origin story and asks the questions that really matter: is jestermaxxing worth the risk of foids spiking your cortisol? Can one truly looksmaxx without the fear of eventually being frame mogged? Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Not live, definitely recorded. This week we go full Orthodox January, hype-binge Wonder Man, and become Reddit’s attorney for the alleged butt rumble. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

The gang debates “on the horn" and chants their way into 1-877 - HONKERS. Darren Kitchen joins to talk Revision3 lore and the 2007 numbers. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Justin calls in from home on baby-duty while Ashley recovers, meanwhile Brian becomes the Bob Ross of Deep Fakes. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!

Is the mall back, or did it never leave? Brian and Justin put it to the test, call ChatGPT, and talk about zesty villains. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!