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The guys celebrate making it to 50 episodes with a new intro, new music, singing cats, an entirely live show and the biggest Buzz In you've ever seen. Also, Chris is ready to recruit a hot girl on Craigslist, Dave treads on dangerous waters with his fiancee, and Shaun almost kills someone at a funeral.

The guys discuss Adele's magical powers, talk about the hottest new trend -- pheromone dating, and finally discuss one of the best games of 2011 in Buzzkill. Also, Chris proposes scratch-and-sniff websites, Dave forms a brief alliance with Shaun, and Shaun continue to workshop his accents.

The guys highlight the weirdest female stories in the news, give their favorites for what they like in a girl, and try not to alienate half their audience in Buzz Off. Also, Chris says most women don't need makeup, Dave becomes the first person to hate the DMV, and Shaun says the longest sentence in recorded history.

The guys welcome back Gary Sundt to talk about crazy stories now that we're six months away from the end of the world and try to survive without air conditioning in Phoenix -- which leads to a very strange Buzzcut. Also, Chris takes on the instant internet era, Dave can't stop being a hipster, and Shaun is possessed by a vibrating ghost.

The guys recount Shaun's miraculous skydiving survival, discuss the logistics of a real-life cat helicopter, and decide which conventions of society make the cut in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets stuck with a bad order at Subway, Dave wins a prize he never wanted, and Shaun decides on a nickname for his penis.

The guys find fingers in their sandwiches, inject super glue in people's butts, and blast through the reader mailbag in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes everyone uncomfortable, Dave successfully references a movie, and Shaun prepares to die when he goes skydiving.

The guys freak out about spiders hunting in groups, revolutionize the game of tennis, and choose their preferred method of torture in Buzz Off. Also, Chris fills in to read Headlines, Dave tries to deny that he's a hipster, and Shaun botches a musical plug for a legal agency.

The guys shake down 4-year-old girls for bombs, stand up for childhood icon Bill Nye, and introduce a brand-new segment called Buzzsaw. Also, Chris tries not to succumb to the plague, Dave makes a major announcement about his life, and Shaun workshops his British accent.

The guys talk about the penalties for elaborate lies, discuss the newest (and dumbest) teenage trend, and find themselves getting along surprisingly well in Buzz Off. Also, Chris is too big and too old for kids meals, Dave offers his body for a million dollars, and Shaun eats a grilled cheese sandwich out of the garbage.

The guys welcome back special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss the finer points of a night club for pre-teens, and explain their imaginary celebrity status in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris plans a movie scene with Scarlett Johannsen, Dave wants pool parties to go back to having swimming, and Shaun nearly gets in a fight while riding his bike.

The guys talk about booby-trapped speed bumps, figure out the best items you could steal from a movie, and lay down the law in top-three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris plots to steal Dave's wallet to buy ice cream, Dave fails to see the whole picture on teleporters, and Shaun would rather eat dinner with Satan than Jesus.

The guys return to normal after the April Fools episode, get on their pulpits for three issue-based Headlines, and run through a litany of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris doesn't back down from threats, Dave gets a phone call in the middle of the show, and Shaun leaps past Rick Santorum in the presidential race.

The guys switch up roles, discuss the finer points of intergalactic fork bending, and put together the list of best floozles in Buzzkill. Also, Chris invents a new form of transportation called Haagen-Dash, Dave talks about his trip to Orbitron 6, and Shaun enters an alternate reality where kittens are kings and men are slaves.

Bring Out Your Dead -- The guys talk about people dying at imitation parties and sending emails after they're already dead, use improv to determine a legal ruling, and plow through reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes a plea to radio stations, Dave recounts his boring trip to Vegas, and Shaun tries to plug his new website over Dave's confusion.

Three and a Half Men -- The guys try to atone for their Valentines Day bias with an all-guy-bashing episode, put teenage punks in their place, and dissect The Hangover in the long-awaited return of Buzzkill. Also, Chris mentions his ridiculously high metabolism, Dave tells more stories about Vegas, and Shaun stumbles through the worst sentence ever known to man.

Human and Dancer -- The guys settle a debate on the bad lyrics of a song, celebrate Justin Bieber's 18th birthday, and choose between exciting options in Buzz Off. Also, Chris hates his own upcoming birthday, Dave makes sure everyone knows he loves steak, and Shaun regales the entire audience with tales of barf.

Wonâ??t Somebody Think of the Children -- The guys battle the odds and avoid skipping another episode, run through three dumb teenager headlines, and battle for list supremacy in Buzzcut. Also, Chris confesses his love for Gaston, Dave talks about sucking it and getting the juice, and Shaun finally drops his world-renowned Arnold impression.

King of the Sea Jungle -- The guys fight through sickness to avoid skipping an episode, talk about professions and how they're linked to fate, and run through a litany of listener comments in Buzz In. Also, Chris would be the scariest teacher ever, Dave turns into a crotchety old man, and Shaun admits to being extremely gullible.

1st Anniversary Special -- The guys celebrate their first year of existence with returning guest Jason Hagerty, vomit up a bacon milkshake, and introduce a new segment with a dumb name. Also, Chris becomes the all-time champion, Dave gets a drinking game for when he's a misogynist, and Shaun attempts genocide on Richard Simmons.

Valentine's Day Special -- The guys focus on love, relationships, how girls are traitors, and do a Buzzcut with Valentine's-specific top three lists -- all with the help of special guest Gary Sundt. Also, Chris delivers a serious message, Dave reveals his favorite places to cry, and Shaun attempts to turn the episode into karaoke.

All the Boys, They Call Me Macarena -- The guys attempt to break down the Super Bowl, use Lawrence Fishburne as an allegory for relationships, and manage to find common ground in a heartwarming Buzz Off. Also, Chris recounts a painful day in his life, Dave invents a new segment with an incomprehensible name, and Shaun confuses the Electric Slide for something else entirely.

Worldâ??s Greatest Unsolved Mysteries: Mace Windu -- The guys discuss a breaking story: Mace Windu may have survived his fall in Coruscant -- plus math questions with slavery and top three lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris can't seem to stop swearing on the show, Dave reveals a troubled part of his past, and Shaun decides he wants to be the host in the second half.

Tears for Fears -- The guys interview the newest addition to the ATB site, movie reviewer Gary Sundt, go through the reader mailbag in Buzz In, and somehow travel through time in the most raw episode yet. Also, Chris sums up a story with profanity, Dave is part of the 1 percent, and Shaun is distracted by what he calls "flocks of dogs."

One Buzzoff to Rule Them All -- The guys try to reinvent the fortune cookie industry, dive into the science of how soda dissolves mice, and take on two huge movie franchises in a divisive Buzzoff. Also, Chris barely watches any movies, Dave has trouble with theoretical constructs, and Shaun sends Superman to kill the Swiss Family Robinsons.

1st Annual New Year Awards -- The guys welcome special guest Molly Robinson, wonder why all the kids like grinding these days, and hand out awards for the best of 2011 in Buzzcut -- all in a supersized episode! Also, Chris takes a time machine to Pizza Hut, Dave thinks all Hispanic comedians are Carlos Mencia, and Shaun continues to freak out about airplanes.