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ATB Christmas Special -- The guys run through holiday-themed headlines, marvel at the stupidity of mankind, and run through a slew of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris tells the story of the infamous Chicken Man, Dave pretends mail comes in bags with money signs on them, and Shaun decides to back down on his killing spree.

Raptor Sharks -- The guys talk about unnecessary roughness, watch as a heartwarming story goes wrong, and decide between ferocious predators in Buzz Off. Also, Chris sits back while the other cast members fight, Dave likes bad sweaters, and Shaun details the weirdest and wildest weekend in the history of the world.

Three Types of Meat -- The guys talk about passengers who had to fly the unfriendly skies, watch out for piranhas at the beach, and settle the score on Shaun's girliest movies in Buzzcut. Also, Chris has the hookup for free Christmas trees, Dave wants to have a pet tiger, and Shaun stays in the closet to do the show.

Enter the Buzzkill -- The guys debut an epic new Buzzerbeater intro, lobby for more balls in schools, and welcome back a forgotten segment by Buzzkilling "The Matrix." Also, Chris recaps the worst Thanksgiving ever, Dave uncovers his rich school upbringing, and Shaun tries to learn slow-motion karate kicks.

Episode 21: ATB Thanksgiving Special -- The guys talk about their Thanksgiving plans, run through a Headlines segment full of food stories, do a Turkey Day Buzz Off and give thanks in Buzzerbeater. Also, Chris has to work on a holiday, Dave is confused by cavemen, and Shaun goes into a tunnel mid-episode.

The guys make fun of stupid practices in school, question the cognitive skills of a crazy Call of Duty player, and blow through a chunk of reader responses in Buzz In. Also, Chris wants to discipline students with a belt, Dave recounts a horrifying tale from years ago, and Shaun continues his campaign for "this year 2012 presidency thing."

The guys talk about the show's move to a weekly format, shun new gaming controller ideas, and put together top-three lists in a new segment called "Buzzcut." Also, Chris roots for regular humans against superheroes, Dave regrets a crazy past relationship, and Shaun shows off his so-called deep voice.

The guys welcome special guest Andy Smith into the studio, bring Mute Baby back on the show, and choose between three great options in a meat-filled Buzz Off. Also, Chris wins at golf thanks to a new rule, Dave is sad about Bambi's mom being dead, and Shaun tries and fails to do the outro.

The guys decide whether vampires are real, debate whether bears should drive cars, and go through a mountain of reader submissions in Buzz In. Also, Chris hates being the employee of the month, Dave loses money in Las Vegas, and Shaun says the media is burying the vampire epidemic.

The guys talk about the possibilities of glow-in-the-dark cats, find their first good sign of humanity in Headlines, and somehow manage to choose between Master Chief and Marcus Fenix in Buzz Off. Also, Chris wonders about the dangers of doing the show, Dave gets spit on at Six Flags, and Shaun writes jingles for commercials -- all in the best episode of ATB yet.

The guys feel sorry for screwed-up kids, question the effectiveness of fireworks as a wake-up call, and pick apart Ocarina of Time in Buzzkill. Also, Chris calls out shoddy journalism, Dave reveals his hatred of needles, and Shaun recommends My Magic Pony as children's reading.

The guys detail exciting changes for the show, stop trying to find excuses for lazy people, and read through their first legitimate e-mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris manages to win an entire segment, Dave fears for his footâ??s safety, and Shaun repeatedly offers money to listeners.

The guys navigate dangerous cats, whiny preteen wanna be stars, a Buzz Off between ridiculously tasty food off the grill, and a new segment called Buzzerbeater that isn't really that new. Also, Chris creates the first kitten serial killer, Dave tells us if Molly survived the hurricane, and Shaun tries and fails to agree with everything.

The guys are in studio with special guest Jason Hagerty, discuss a ranking of restaurant chains, and fend off bad questions in a somewhat wacky Buzz In. Also, Chris suggests stabbing as punishment, Dave insults a dead kid, and Shaun destroys logic with science.

The guys put together an abbreviated show, investigate the science of frog communication, and start the day off right with a breakfast Buzz Off. Also, Chris ruins the idea of hand tattoos, Dave gives a lesson on less than 3, and Shaun produces his most spite-filled episode.

The guys figure out their preferred superpower, explain dying at your own funeral, and pick apart Final Fantasy VII in a controversial Buzzkill. Also, Chris ruins the outro, Dave becomes a man after a video game scene, and Shaun invites all of Chicago to steal his car.

The guys review the news from E3, pick apart the fattiest lasagna in history, and settle the console war in a divisive Buzz Off. Also, Chris picks the women heâ??ll save in the zombie apocalypse, Dave puts the Miami Heat on blast, and Shaun ruins kids on go-kart tracks.

The guys eliminate the lead segment, answer a question about long-distance relationships in the latest Buzz In, and toss two listeners into the Hate Round. Also, Chris ignores the Rapture, Dave has a drinking race with wine, and Shaun finds a happy ending in a desolate story.

The guys review the blockbuster game Portal 2, dispute the idea that arcade machines in pizza places encourage gambling, and engage in a high-octane Buzz Off about board games. Also, Chris laments the lack of skill in Monopoly, Dave yells at his friends in co-op games, and Shaun is a horse.

The guys do a eulogy for the Sunsâ?? season, debate the usefulness of realism in sports video games, and read letters from fans in a new segment called Buzz In. Also, Chris struggles with the English language due to illness, Dave hates Alanis Morissette songs, and Shaun drudges up his alcoholic past.

The guys discuss the release of the Nintendo 3DS, bring up the horrors of punishment in schools, and settle the debate between kitties and puppies in a high-octane Buzz Off. Also, Chris tells middle school kids to shut up, Dave rushes the show to get to a Star Trek convention, and Shaun is deathly afraid of bees.

The guys discuss a song thatâ??s all about fun, fun, fun, fun, wonder why British people think lightsabers are real, and rework â??Back to the Futureâ?? in a new segment called Buzzkill. Also, Chris wants school buses to explode, Dave confesses to his desire to smash all of Shaunâ??s stuff, and Shaun fears stalker hobos on online dating sites.

The guys try to explain the success of March Madness, curse humanityâ??s inability to fly, and pick between early â??90s Disney movies in a new segment called Buzz Off. Also, Chris hates lion puns, Dave reveals his disturbing way of eating 3 Musketeers, and Shaun talks about his Subway customer of the month plaque â?? all in HIGH DEFINITION AUDIO.

The guys describe their feelings on Vince Carter, explain why kids these days are stupid, and preview this summerâ??s upcoming Wii game, â??The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.â?? Also, Chris admits to having no muscles whatsoever, Dave discusses the nuances of Lifetimeâ??s TV schedule, and Shaun confesses to being an avid fan fiction writer.

In the inaugural episode, the guys review the You Donâ??t Know Jack video game, talk about cell phone use bringing down planes, and unsuccessfully debate the Sunsâ?? (now nonexistent) playoff chances. Also, Chris gives up on marrying Maria Sharapova, Dave confronts his morning hatred, and Shaun complains about plastic instruments shutting down his love life.