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The guys wonder what happens when a footlong isn't a foot long and when a kidnapped man isn't kidnapped, then bring back their interview segment, Buzzfeed. Also, Chris celebrates a mediocre birthday, Dave puts a special guest on the spot, and Shaun positions himself as the voice of reason.

The guys deliver three awful news stories about women and kids, and let the listeners decide which is a fake, then debate the serious issues in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris fails in his attempts to serenade girls, Dave might be a terrible father, and Shaun tells millions of personal stories.

The guys look on as a homeless man saves his pet bunny, a desperate man tries to get sex through Facebook, and a dead man gets Burger King. Also, Chris sounds bitter about love, Dave sounds happy about needling Shaun, and Shaun sounds delighted when we cut off Dave.

The guys decide whether a 10,000-calorie burger is worth the risk, examine a waitress who was fired for posting a receipt online, and list awful restaurant experiences in Buzzcut. Also, Chris creates a strange advertisement, Dave mourns steak gone to waste, and Shaun tells more depressing stories.

The guys try to avoid the bitterness of last year's Valentine's Day episode by talking about sex with dolphins, burglars with Cheetos and candies that taste like chalk. Also, Chris throws away a prime opportunity, Dave throws away valuable chocolates, and Shaun throws away his credibility.

The guys settle a fight between desperate strippers, feast on their favorite types of donuts, and decide which dancing is best in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris keeps having to back up Shaun, Dave gets free donuts because of a stunt, and Shaun worries about being listed as overweight.

The guys provide a super expert preview of the Super Bowl, freak out about the flu outbreak, and respond to more than 20 listener messages in Buzz In. Also, Chris puts himself on the line, Dave confronts the butter dance, and Shaun wants to sleep with the robot from the Jetsons.

The guys debate which songs are best for driving, wonder how practical a real-life Death Star would be, and introduce a new interview segment called Buzzfeed. Also, Chris battles the Internet, Dave disappears mid-show, and Shaun doesn't want anyone to tune in.

The guys read what might be the most disturbing headline ever, wonder why a math teacher wants to have sex with her students, then try to feel better by remembering the NES in Buzzkill. Also, Chris was a smart kid, Dave was a British kid, and Shaun was a traumatized kid.

The guys take on headlines that get progressively worse, including a 5-year-old being locked in the closet, then decide which famous trio represents them best in Buzz In. Also, Chris turns on the listeners, Dave turns on Shaun, and Shaun is turned on by Maes Hughes.

The guys look into the horrors of online dating, including a couple who ended up dead and a man who posed as a young woman, then decide the best of 2012 in Buzzcut. Also, Chris can't remember what year it is, Dave finally goes to the movie theater, and Shaun considers a profile on a dating website.

The guys celebrate the holidays with a series of special announcements, a disturbing look into Shaun's psyche, and a December-themed Buzz Off. Also, Chris puts a stop to the Grinch, Dave accepts spooning as his reality, and Shaun rejects reality and inserts his own.

The guys talk about Call Me Maybe as a song of the year candidate, discuss a newspaper running a photo of a man about to die, and welcome a special guest for Buzz Questions. Also, Chris is dumbfounded by the end of the show, Dave wastes home court advantage, and Shaun picks up an important victory.

The guys talk about the impending destruction of the world, decide how pudding could be an extreme risk, and plow through reader comments and questions in Buzz In. Also, Chris worries about his future kids, Dave visits the studio in Flagstaff, and Shaun forgets to give anyone a pink slip.

The guys want wrestlers to stop killing rabbits, play their first holiday song of the season, and tell grown-ups to settle down in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets thrown under the bus, Dave throws everyone under the bus, and Shaun tells Dave that throwing people under the bus doesn't mean what he thinks it does.

The guys decide if Twinkies are overrated, discuss a trio of video game headlines, and run through top-three lists in a special Thanksgiving edition of Buzzcut. Also, Chris gives out a top-secret recipe, Dave runs the worst company ever, and Shaun says 'tis the season for spooning.

The guys are horrified by a real-life anime character, turned off by an ugly couple's lovemaking, and disappointed in their memories of Captain Planet in Buzzkill. Also, Chris thinks Russian girls are the best, Dave wants to put steaks in swimming pools, and Shaun puts a specific person on blast on the air.

The guys feast on a series of food-related headlines before taking on the biggest mailbag ever in Buzz In and breaking the rules by throwing an entire segment away. Also, Chris nearly loses his voice mid-show, Dave becomes part of a cheesy buddy cop TV show, and Shaun loves everyone and everything ever.

The guys get serious on the issues in their longest episode ever, with a full slate of election-related headlines and a Buzz Off that includes the most polarizing choice yet. Also, Chris supports people not blaming the media, Dave supports people not throwing away their vote, and Shaun supports himself for president.

The guys talk about how to pick up chicks at the supermarket and the benefits of online grocery shopping, then build their own stores in Buzz Questions with special guest Jason Hagerty. Also, Chris loves cockroaches, Dave loves his faithful minions, and Shaun loves girls too much to ever talk to them.

The guys talk about the benefits of having a giant bed, discuss how someone might end up searching for herself, and tell people to be more considerate in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris takes on the other cast members, Dave makes fun of short people, and Shaun pitches the new ATB calendar.

The guys read through horrifying stories of kids (and parents) gone bad, including murder over karaoke and violence over orange juice. Also, Chris stumbles through his cartoon memories, Dave commits a crime during the song break, and Shaun finally snaps at the end of the episode.

The guys unveil a rich new sound with new equipment, and use it to figure out why someone would marry their dad or have sex with a ghost. Also, Chris is bitter about the Chili Peppers concert, Dave struggles with more first-world problems, and Shaun unveils his new chicken sound effect.

The guys talk about the NFL's referee fiasco, discuss all the ways ninjas could be useful enforcers, and reminisce about board games in Buzzkill. Also, Chris keeps trying to get rich quick, Dave suffers a horrific knee injury while sumo wrestling, and Shaun might be a racist at work.

The guys talk about their home state in not-so-glowing terms, fight off poisonous and expensive scorpions, and fulfill one of Dave's wishes in Buzz Off. Also, Chris gets bitter in Buzzerbeater, Dave gives Shaun some relationship advice, and Shaun decides he doesn't like Arizona.