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The guys look into the horrors of online dating, including a couple who ended up dead and a man who posed as a young woman, then decide the best of 2012 in Buzzcut. Also, Chris can't remember what year it is, Dave finally goes to the movie theater, and Shaun considers a profile on a dating website.

The guys celebrate the holidays with a series of special announcements, a disturbing look into Shaun's psyche, and a December-themed Buzz Off. Also, Chris puts a stop to the Grinch, Dave accepts spooning as his reality, and Shaun rejects reality and inserts his own.

The guys talk about Call Me Maybe as a song of the year candidate, discuss a newspaper running a photo of a man about to die, and welcome a special guest for Buzz Questions. Also, Chris is dumbfounded by the end of the show, Dave wastes home court advantage, and Shaun picks up an important victory.

The guys talk about the impending destruction of the world, decide how pudding could be an extreme risk, and plow through reader comments and questions in Buzz In. Also, Chris worries about his future kids, Dave visits the studio in Flagstaff, and Shaun forgets to give anyone a pink slip.

The guys want wrestlers to stop killing rabbits, play their first holiday song of the season, and tell grown-ups to settle down in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets thrown under the bus, Dave throws everyone under the bus, and Shaun tells Dave that throwing people under the bus doesn't mean what he thinks it does.

The guys decide if Twinkies are overrated, discuss a trio of video game headlines, and run through top-three lists in a special Thanksgiving edition of Buzzcut. Also, Chris gives out a top-secret recipe, Dave runs the worst company ever, and Shaun says 'tis the season for spooning.

The guys are horrified by a real-life anime character, turned off by an ugly couple's lovemaking, and disappointed in their memories of Captain Planet in Buzzkill. Also, Chris thinks Russian girls are the best, Dave wants to put steaks in swimming pools, and Shaun puts a specific person on blast on the air.

The guys feast on a series of food-related headlines before taking on the biggest mailbag ever in Buzz In and breaking the rules by throwing an entire segment away. Also, Chris nearly loses his voice mid-show, Dave becomes part of a cheesy buddy cop TV show, and Shaun loves everyone and everything ever.

The guys get serious on the issues in their longest episode ever, with a full slate of election-related headlines and a Buzz Off that includes the most polarizing choice yet. Also, Chris supports people not blaming the media, Dave supports people not throwing away their vote, and Shaun supports himself for president.

The guys talk about how to pick up chicks at the supermarket and the benefits of online grocery shopping, then build their own stores in Buzz Questions with special guest Jason Hagerty. Also, Chris loves cockroaches, Dave loves his faithful minions, and Shaun loves girls too much to ever talk to them.

The guys talk about the benefits of having a giant bed, discuss how someone might end up searching for herself, and tell people to be more considerate in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris takes on the other cast members, Dave makes fun of short people, and Shaun pitches the new ATB calendar.

The guys read through horrifying stories of kids (and parents) gone bad, including murder over karaoke and violence over orange juice. Also, Chris stumbles through his cartoon memories, Dave commits a crime during the song break, and Shaun finally snaps at the end of the episode.

The guys unveil a rich new sound with new equipment, and use it to figure out why someone would marry their dad or have sex with a ghost. Also, Chris is bitter about the Chili Peppers concert, Dave struggles with more first-world problems, and Shaun unveils his new chicken sound effect.

The guys talk about the NFL's referee fiasco, discuss all the ways ninjas could be useful enforcers, and reminisce about board games in Buzzkill. Also, Chris keeps trying to get rich quick, Dave suffers a horrific knee injury while sumo wrestling, and Shaun might be a racist at work.

The guys talk about their home state in not-so-glowing terms, fight off poisonous and expensive scorpions, and fulfill one of Dave's wishes in Buzz Off. Also, Chris gets bitter in Buzzerbeater, Dave gives Shaun some relationship advice, and Shaun decides he doesn't like Arizona.

The guys join the revolution by fighting for a man fired for a joke from the 60s and a 5-year-old kid wearing dresses, and answer mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris reads lavish praise from colleagues, Dave tries to be the biggest playa of the group, and Shaun worries about a Ross Perot mech.

The guys decide whether fat people and babies should be allowed on airplanes and discover that people like being naked at airports. Also, Chris is upset about Michael Clarke Duncan, Dave thinks Mr. Miyagi is Mr. McGuy, and Shaun thinks an elephant makes a noise like a cow.

The guys try to stop pregnant mothers from drinking, tell off an insecure crazy woman, and make truthful lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris recites bits from A Few Good Men, Dave hates those who abuse the legal system, and Shaun asks if anyone wants to shave his ass.

The guys dip into the nostalgia pool for an entire school episode, try to beat third-graders at predicting the future, and introduce a newish segment that sounds familiar. Also, Chris enjoyed hurting other kids, Dave had a sad breakup in seventh grade, and Shaun had the worst childhood ever.

The guys discuss the risks of movies coming to life, applaud the choice of music for a gymnast's routine, and bring back a forgotten segment in Buzz Off. Also, Chris becomes a wrestling announcer, Dave leaves for the beach mid-show, and Shaun wets the bed.

The guys sift through some baffling news, like boys having sex with cows and people trading babies for trucks, and run through another big collection of letters in Buzz In. Also, Chris tries to figure out why Aladdin was emo, Dave makes steak out of a bad situation, and Shaun screws up the definition of hooking up.

The guys try out karaoke, throw Buzz Off into the lead segment because they can, and finally unveil a new sound effect in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris unloads some grocery store bitterness, Dave hates being ganged up on, and Shaun invents an imaginary Irish grandmother.

The guys welcome contest winner Nick Fiala as a special guest, figure out which drinks will kill them, and put together the perfect(?) boy band in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris puts his streak on the line, Dave channels his inner Eminem, and Shaun says his dream is to be struck by lightning.

The guys wonder if kidnapping is the best way to meet girls, sing a Tim McGraw song, and plan out the perfect death in Buzzcut. Also, Chris breaks one of the Genie's quid pro quo, Dave turns Buzzerbeater back into a lightning round, and Shaun says all nicknames for money suck.

The guys wonder why everyone's so high on bath salts, introduce a new segment about weird searches on Google, and throw away antiquated ideas in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris laments the death of newspapers, Dave laments the death of Steve Nash, and Shaun laments the death of the Academy Awards.