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Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR HOW GOOD THIS IS GONNA BE Gaben is coming for your wallet, and we're okay with that Steam Machine / Frame / Controller are looking SICK This solves Jared's PC problem overnight But how much will it cost!? How much is too much??? Also, Star Citizen has its hands wrapped around Jake's throat And Cairn is going to be incredible, go play the demo NOW If you&#3...

yeaaa boiiiii let's get silly with it This week the boys are down a man but that doesn't stop us from going through: The latest in Firefox's new tab news menu Jake's upcoming disc golf tournament The adventures of Deg & Gurth in Baldur's Gate 3 Flight sim nerds are ruining BF6 Thermalright's AIO CPU cooler is keepin it cool in Jake's PC All that and more awaits you...

EA released their refresh of the Skate. franchise and, while its gameplay loop is still there, BOY is it obnoxious. Not to be outdone, Microsoft is raising prices and changing subscription models... And Nintendo wants to charge WHAT for remasters?! But hey, at least Jared still has his vivarium. ALSO: Get ready for dated arcade cabinet references We used to be a real country Jake is all set to tou...

Just Jake & Jared this week, shootin' the breeze about shootin' the BUGZ Helldivers 2 is the main squeeze for playing with the homies, despite its bugs, we're having a 500kg BLAST Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour is haarrrdd Rich people really have it rough, y'know? Ants are incredible There really is a subreddit for everything Some dude got his schmekel made fun of during surgery an...

No notes. No preparation. Let's get it. This week, not unlike the free jazz of Sun Ra, the boys ramble on about: The Wolverine game coming out?! Helldivers 2 is back on the menu, boys Skate 4 soon! Is there a reason to get a Switch 2 yet? The best possible way to prepare your child for encountering guns in the real world Mario LIV Golf confirmed?!?! Be sure to follow the show on Spotify, Apple...

So, it's a slow week for us, but boy are we happy to sit down and catch up! Battlefield 6 beta continues to impress, but it's a situational game for us You've heard of the broken legs list, but what about the forgot-my-phone-oops-the-Denny's-exploded list?? Lego is cool again (always was) Gunpla is a close second Timeguessr is a sick browser/mobile game that makes you feel like a GENIUS (sometimes...

If you like Battlefield, SWAT sims, or just generally super immersive FPS games, then you're having a GREAT week! This week Jake & Jared go over: The killer launch Battlefield 6 is about to have (we hope!) The latest Ready Or Not update (censorship "controversy" and all) Dune keeps on giving The best callouts for minmaxing your suspect surrender rate The pros and cons of becoming...

Dune is just as fun as ever, but sometimes...teamwork is hard. Tune in this week to hear all about the latest from Arrakis, as well as: That one time Jared had a Porsche That one time Jared almost trashed his Porsche Deg's latest mobile game itch-scratcher Tarkov just wiped BUT IGNORE IT The Dune guild Jason started is kinda popping offfff What the HECK is goin on in Jared's neighborhood?!...

That's the word on the street, anyway. GOSH we hope it turns out to be true. Tune in this week to hear all about it, not to mention... Dune: Awakening continues to enrich our lives and steal more of our time Jared reports Rematch is a super good time, but Deg doesn't quite get it... Patch notes for Dune look like just the thing folks need No but really, Denis Villeneuve x Bond is happening...

Jake & Deg are head over heels for DUNE, babyyyy Tune in to hear all about their impressions with the full game, how it's somehow doing survival and crafting just right , and why Jared is avoiding it for now?! ALSO: Marathon delayed after lots of feedback from testers... Xbox is partnering up with AMD officially , new chips incoming. Will the next Xbox just be a PC? DK Bananza got its own...

007 First Light is lookin pretty siiiiick We also check out: Unreal Engine updates - is it all fluff? Our favorite Bond games and movies Deg's continued efforts to get through his backlog Jared's recent Dota woes Jake's Dune: Awakening hype ain't goin NOWHERE Here's the 007 First Light trailer we watched: https://youtu.be/i-fgtpwEMPM Here's the 007 Theme performance Jake us...

As far as Jake is concerned, you might as well call it DUNE 10th! .... Nah but check it out, we cover three games that all release June 10th (Dune Awakening, Siege X, MindsEye), as well as: Deg's cautious excitement about Elden Ring: Nightreign Jared's new and improved Dota rank The latest Wes Andersen flick Andor S2 Greedo: A Star Wars Story Find us on YouTube and IG @3grasstouchers, subscribe/fo...

WE'RE BAAACCCKKKK And boy is it a good time to get back into the swing of things. Two incredible games to cover this week! Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is at top of Deg's list right now Dune: Awakening had it's claws in Jake bad over the weekend Jared's building a PC, if he can liquidate a few of his 98,230 handhelds Jared's timepiece idea resurfaces once again Follow us on YT a...

While Jake didn't take the bait, Deg and Jared were all over that Oblivion Remaster! Tune in this week to hear their thoughts on it, as well as: Siege matchmaking do be like that sometimes What games should NEVER be remastered? Should art remain in its original medium? You know what Deg really wants for his birthday? Why on EARTH did they cast that Uncharted movie that way?! Track us down on I...

Thanks be to the hackers of the world who uncovered a dastardly plot to send us Grasstouchers STRAIGHT inside to replay the legendary classic video game that is Elder Scrolls IV. Tune in this week to ALSO hear about: Siege continues to be a rockin good time for the boyz Marathon looks dope, Bungie better not fumble the bag Switch 2 continues to look like a real headache of a launch Do you even own...

Nahhh jk it's probably gonna be fine, but seriously? $80 games? $449? A goofy webcam peripheral? We get into some spicy takes about the Switch 2 reveal in this one, so check it out! You'll also hear about: Some of our favorite GameCube games (Custom Robo, anyone??) Siege continues to rock our socks CLEAN OFF Jared is a real stand up nephew Deg gets some sweet time off this week Jared is a...

We showed him the graphics update slider, we attempted to describe Dual Front, and we talked about the new gameplay. But is it gonna be GOOD? Only time will tell. In the meantime, we're just gonna git gud and go pro. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a baby in a movie?! Deg found his 3DS XL! Jared immediately suggests hacking it! Find us on YT & IG @3grasstouchers, love y'all!

The R6 Invitational was super sick, and the announcement of Siege X has got us curious . But honestly though, y'know what sounds good right now? Pizza, dude. BDS lost to Faze and we go over some sick clips (timestamp of our favorite clip here! https://youtu.be/cCc6j-iULMg?t=15325 ) Siege X? What does the teaser mean?! Jared played and beat Buffalo Wild Arms, as promised. Favorite pizza places...

It's an 🔫FPS🔫 heavy episode this week, folks! Despite touching plenty of grass, we find ourselves enthralled by memories of high KDs, legendary teamwork, and incredible moments with the BOYZ. Do we still got it, though?! Siege is back, we think... RIP to Due Process, a dope proc-gen FPS Jake and Jared played New Battlefield in the works. Will it create a redemption arc? wHiCh PoWeR rAnGeRs C...

That's right, ALL THREE of us got on at the same time and played a game that we are admittedly horrible at... But hey, we won a couple, and that's pretty good for a bunch of grasstouchers. Also: Greg got Balatro Jared dreams of getting destroyed by the Globetrotters Jake beat Ready or Not Siege is back?!??! Be sure to follow, like, comment, and subscribe! You can find the video on both You...

AYYYY the first video episode of Season 2! Tune in to hear about Jake beating Hades, Jared playing Street Fighter again, and Deg sticking to his resolution (so far so good!) Also we play TF2... Gameplay: 11:04 What do you do when you can't think of a recent game to play? You take a wild ride back to 2007 and see how TF2 feels these days. Spoiler alert, we're pretty bad at it. I guess that&...

Yeah yeah yeah, new 50-series graphics cards are coming out, so we're gonna talk about that for a minute, along with a deep dive into the most ridiculous gadgetry to ever grace the convention floor...but you know what's better than a bunch of hypothetical tech you probably don't need? DOPE VIDEOGAME SOUNDTRACKS Join us this week as we cover TONS of games and the music that accompanied them, from 8...

Welcome to season 2 of Grasstouchers! A little rebranding here and there, but all the same goofs from Jake, Jared, and Greg. Tune in this week to experience the first show of 2025, where we go over: Jared has some strong feelings on Marvel Rivals vs. Overwatch Greg has embarked on a daring resolution this year, let's see if he can pull it off! TONS of games coming this year, so we preview a few of...

LISTEN ...it's not that we can't , it's just we're TIRED of it. But hey, we'll stick with it a while longer. Tune into our FIFTIETH episode this week to hear all about our latest experiences with The Finals, aaaand: our comparisons to other meta-centric competitive games the MANY changes and additions coming in the next patch for The Finals (incendiary shotgun?!) Deg's initial impressions of Red D...

Dude it would be so sick. Who needs sleep when you can connect 4+ TVs and Xbox's together and play Halo 2 until your eyes bleed?! Anyways, back to reality. We've returned this week to get HYPE about a few things , actually. Check it out: The Finals, which is a very cool game we've been playing a lot lately (will it hold up? Time will tell!) The Steam Autumn Sale, which has tons of good deals to ca...