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Has Christmas come early?!? The boys are STOKED on a couple new toys this week. Tune in to hear all about: Jake's new TV Deg's new fitness machine Jared's daring investigation into the secret scooter gangs of Tucson A 3d printed copy of Deg's foot is probably available for purchase in China right now The beginnings of the 2024 Grasstouchers Christmas list! Find us on YouTube & Instagram @3gras...

Okay, okay, hear us out. YES, we played some games this week, we promise. But we're getting OLDER, y'all. So we gotta share tips on working out and dieting sometimes. Tune in this week to hear all about it, AND: Deg's review of the new Mario Party game Our thoughts on the state of the Switch and what we hope to see with Switch 2 Jared's got a little trouble in paradise when it comes to DOTA 2 Jake...

We're at it again, folks, trying to squeeze two things into one sweet, sweet session. It's Jake & Greg this time, since Jared was out sick. Let's see how the boys do... Tune in to hear about: Steam Next Fest and things we're looking forward to (Delta Force, Mini Royale, and more!) Whether or not we can ever be excited about a game ever again Best N64 Shooter? Jake's got a hot take for ya. This...

Alright folks, chime in. Who's your Bond? I think we all know the Grasstouchers favorite... 😍 Join us this week to hear copious references to Christmas Jones, AND: -Some of our favorites from Steam Next Fest (more on which ones we played next week!) -Deg's excellent time with Metal Gear Solid 2 -Jake's IRL great weekend -A rumor of getting back into Siege?!?! -A vintage session of Grasstouchers c...

Ugh, it's time we find a new default game to play together. Once you realize Escape from Tarkov is basically just tactical animal crossing, you give in to your baser instincts. Sometimes it's just easier to load double barrel shotguns into Factory and doink around. Well, after a legit Customs run, anyway. Tune in this week to also hear all about: -Jared's BRILLIANT new timepiece idea -Jake's take...

Ahh yes, the corpo talking heads are at it again. This time, they look into their crystal ball to pontificate about the FuTuRe oF gAmiNg. Spoiler alert: they're wrong. But it's okay! We're here to save the day with our brilliant remake ideas. This week it's all about... An excellent article Jake read on PC Gamer Vintage arcade cabinet ancestors of VR Hilariously out of touch E3 demos Our foolproof...

This past weekend, Jake & Deg got to spend some time in Raleigh for a fast and furious weekend trip. We're talking fly out on Saturday, go back home Sunday, 24HR turnaround madness. Was it worth it? Tune in this week to find out! Also: Jared wants to join us next time, and he's got some ideas... Tarkov continues to be punishing, especially when you aren't aware of the latest glitches to look o...

Ok ok ok...hear us out. What if...we recorded a podcast and played video games at the same time? Y'know, to maximize what little time we have? Because we're #grasstouchers? Well, that's what we did. Jake and Jared ran a few raids on Woods, and while they definitely got Tarkov'd, the last one was pretty special. Plus, you can check out the video here: https://youtu.be/xN82PSW9J1M Le...

Shoo buddy, the boys go off the rails a little bit this week! Tune in to get caught up on: Jake's fantasy football woes Deg's unplayed games list (no shame, we are grasstouchers after all) Jared's not so hot, very reasonable take on one of the silliest nothingburgers we just can't help but offer our two cents on The absolutely ludicrous PS5 Pro situation Check it out and let us kno...

It's okay. You can say it. There's certain genres of video games that just are not good . Want to know ours? Listen to this episode! You'll also hear about: Deg starting another Elden Ring playthrough Our fantasy football lineups The fellas endure more abuse at the hands of Tarkov Our vision for the future of Rugrats The merits of adult diapering solutions Jared's got ~ s e c r e t...

Gone are the halcyon days of E3, the OG console wars, and the incredible mainstage gaffes. Instead, we are left with events like this. Gotta say, though, a few things got our motors revved RIGHT UP. Tune in this week as we ask... People still play Starfield? Do we touch too much grass to enjoy the Dune MMO? Is there room in our brains for Monster Hunter? Can Amazon keep up the great work with vide...

Short and sweet this week, folks! This week we get into: Tarkov PvE continues to ROCK Kids these days and their phones...no, really! Greg brings some insights from his workplace we really think you should hear. Remember when mom just put reminders on the fridge?! Find us on YT and IG @3grasstouchers, and be sure to like/follow/subscribe to the show!

Boy oh boy is it a FUN one this week. We thought we only had one thing to talk about, then we got rolling and all of a sudden a full length episode was done! Tune in this week to hear the boys ramble on about: Jake and Jared are hooked on the new Tarkov PvE mode! "Tactical" shooters what we like about them Our fond memories of airsoft and paintball TONS of movie reccs, and our GOATed com...

Hey folks!! The boys are back at it again after another stellar week of touchin' grass... Tune in to hear all about: Jared taking DOTA 2 to the next level (and relapsing with a certain dino-centric survival game) Jake taking on a particularly challenging mission in Ready or Not *it's pretty gnarly and has to do with gun violence, just so you know* Paris 2024 Olympics: very dope and also pr...

Aaaand we're back! After a brief hiatus last week (we ARE grasstouchers, after all) we've got a FAT episode for you this week. Come hang and hear all about: Jake's recent travels Ready or Not being absolutely captivating The new Helldivers 2 patch looks great! Our never-ending struggle against bloodsucking media conglomerates 7 Days to Die is finally out! Games that made great comeback...

Check out this week's HEAVILY edited episode, where we cover everything from indie games to the 2024 Summer Olympics! Jake's latest indie obsession Deg's experience with MORE soulslike games Jared's preview of Evo 2024 Our thoughts on the infamous Olympic Village @3grasstouchers on IG and YT, leave a comment and let us know what you're up to!

We love y'all so much we even record on national holidays! This week we went over: Black Myth: Wukong, a sick-looking game Deg is looking forward to Games that did not age well (not all retro games are good, people) Math Blaster...? Mavis Beacon?! Instagram and YouTube @3grasstouchers Let us know what you think!

Join the fellas this week as we dive headfirst into our biggest gripes with DARN KIDS THESE DAYS. Also: Deg's update from the frontlines of Shadow of the Erdtree Jake got Elden Ring Steam Summer Sale has some hits to look out for! Check us out on Instagram and Youtube @3grasstouchers

That's right folks, the wait is over, and our very own Deglas is gonna tell you all about it. Also: Jake's latest Steam Deck addition Jared's News Corner: fighting game edition RIP Dave Mirra Find us on IG and YT @3grasstouchers, you know what to do!

Join us this week for a bunch of real talk with the fellas! We got a little gaming in, but we also get in to: PUBG patch is both good and wack Deg is a DAD Elden Ring DLC access is brutal Jake got a new ride Jared's dogs are gross Find us on YT and IG @3grasstouchers, and be sure to interact on Spotify!

Baby season is upon us and Deg is out this week - you know what that means! Special guest time! Join us to hear from Jake's brother Sam as we discuss: Jared gettin destroyed in Warhammer Trash Panda's excellent midrange disc that got Jake a birdie! Jake's thoughts on Star Wars: Acolyte (spoiler warning and timestamp included!) Sam's history with Fallout and thoughts on the TV Show...

What's our favorite gamer time sody pop, you ask? Well tune in this week to find out, along with: Deg's thoughts on Spiderman Remastered for PS5 (it's good) A group discussion on licensed games and how corporations are killing the vibe Jared's crippling addiction to Taco Bell that he is mere moments away from relapsing into Check us out on YouTube and Instagram @3grasstouchers! Int...

BIG changes in our world lately, folks! We're beating games, checking out huge patches, and getting closer to Deg becoming the ultimate grasstoucher - DADDY DEGLAS. Tune in to check out: Star Citizen 3.23 and its upward trend DOTA 2 hitting 7.36a, huge patch! Greg's musings on fatherhood and the associated life changes Continued gripes with online competitive games that we can't help b...

Getting away with child labor for cheap electronics manufacture? EASY. Walking back a tone-deaf commercial? Now THAT'S a challenge. Join us this week as the boys discuss: How busy we've been Jake is actually finishing a videogame Apple misses the mark with a dystopian ad for iPad Pro Jake discovered a new favorite AI web app Jared hits us with random questions, leading to an incredible sto...

This week Jake and Jared kick back and have a little fun discussing some more dRaMaAa, then pivot to everything from upcoming extraction games, new releases, and one of their favorite movies! Helldivers 2/Playstation acct fracas Arena Breakout: Infinite stepping up to the plate?! Sicario and other film things Listener responses! Be sure to follow/subscribe on IG and YT @3grasstouchers and drop us...