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What a chaotic, hilarious episode this week — straight from the dining room studio with the crew. We kicked things off talking Fourth of July with the kids : how fireworks are supposed to be magical but end up being a total nightmare when you’ve got little ones who hate the noise. The meltdowns, the hiding under blankets, the “never again” vows… classic parenting in the trenches. If you’ve got tod...

On this week’s Gotta Get Said, Matt is joined by his two new co-host friends for a no-holds-barred rant session. We’re diving straight into some of Matt’s most controversial hot takes — why all ice cream basically tastes the same, how most pizza spots in town are suspiciously identical, and why that might actually be a conspiracy. From there we pivot to World Cup fever, Joey Chestnut’s legendary d...

, I reunite with my high school friend — who I hadn’t seen in 18 years — and meet his girlfriend of three years for the very first time. He’s now a doctor, she’s a nurse, and somehow we’re all testing the waters to see if this trio has what it takes to become regular co-hosts. What started as simple introductions quickly turned into laughs, nostalgic stories, light roasting, and plenty of “wait… y...

🌊🏀 Big Beach Energy & Big City Madness! In this episode, I dive headfirst into the chaotic joy of a beach day when you’re a bigger body — the dos, the don’ts, the strategic cover-up game, and why people sitting way too close to you should come with a warning label. From sandy seat stealers to ‘dude, you’re blocking my sun’ moments, I spill all the hilarious survival tips no one asked for but...

New York City has a fever, and the only cure is a deep playoff run. This week, we dive headfirst into the chaotic, beautiful energy of the Knicks making the Finals and how it is miraculously forcing a divided city to actually get along. But the peace doesn't last long once we head home. First, we break down why parents completely forget their kids grew up, unpacking the absolute audacity of t...

on this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurdity of waiting in long lines for ice cream, exploring the lengths people will go for a frozen treat. Our host shares funny anecdotes and relatable observations about the ice cream craze, questioning why we endure such waits for a simple scoop of joy.  We also tackle the irony of dieting in the modern world, discussing the peculiar choices people ma...

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the absolute circus that is dating after 35. If you thought the game was hard in your 20s, wait until you’re trying to vet potential partners who have chronic back pain, a mortgage, and a rigid bedtime. We’re breaking down why the apps feel like a digital dumpster fire and why "settling" starts to sound like a solid life plan. Then, we pivot to a s...

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious frustrations of everyday life, starting with the cringe-worthy Venmo transactions left out in the open at Publix. Why do people feel the need to share their questionable purchases with the world? Next, we tackle the never-ending debate surrounding Drake's latest album and the surprising amount of hate it receives—are we just too harsh on the Canadia...

In this hilarious episode of our podcast, we dive into the challenges of making couple friends in your 30s and 40s. Join us as we share our own awkward experiences, from the cringe-worthy first meetings to the struggles of finding common interests beyond Netflix binge-watching. We explore the unspoken rules of couple friendships, the competitive nature of playdates, and how to navigate the social...

In this episode, we dive into the often debated topic of Teacher Appreciation Week, exploring whether the heartfelt gestures and gifts truly reflect our gratitude or if they’re simply overkill. With a comedic twist, we respect the dedication of teachers while questioning the need for an entire week of gifts for our little ones to navigate. We also tackle the upcoming Mother’s Day, sharing laughs a...

In this uproarious episode, we dive deep into the wild hypothetical scenario of how much money it would take for one to perform a seriously committed act on another man. Our comedic hosts playfully dissect this outrageous question, exploring the unexpected seriousness that comes with such a proposition and the hilarious realities of giving a genuine performance. But that's not all—amid the la...

In this episode , We humorously discusses the challenges couples face when frequenting places typically populated by single individuals, suggesting that it's a recipe for trouble. The conversation delves into the pitfalls of such outings and how they can lead to misunderstandings or awkward situations.  Additionally, We share relatable anecdotes about parenting toddlers, pointing out their mi...

In this episode, we dive into the magic and mischief of a family trip to Disney World, filled with laughter, unexpected adventures, and a touch of nostalgia. Join us as we recount our favorite moments from meeting beloved characters to conquering thrilling rides, illustrating why Disney remains the happiest place on Earth.  But amidst the fun, we tackle a thought-provoking theme: the disparity bet...

In this hilarious episode of the podcast, we dive into the chaos of a family vacation to Disney—yes, that Disney, not some exotic destination! Join us as we recount the absurdity of navigating the theme park as adults without kids. From navigating the sea of strollers to encountering some truly unique “Disney people,” we explore the quirks and comedy of it all. Whether it's discussing the cur...

In this gloriously unprepared episode, I admit I barely understand my own fantasy baseball league… but who cares? I still dive head-first into a chaotic trade debate, roast my questionable roster decisions, and prove that zero knowledge is no obstacle to having extremely strong opinions. Then I go full grocery store detective: ranking the most ridiculous food price increases from “eh, whatever” to...

on this lively episode, we dive into the quirks and charms of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in America, particularly why it’s often marked on a Saturday! Join us as we explore the fun traditions, unexpected behaviors, and colorful parades that make this holiday a favorite among many, regardless of their Irish heritage.  We also tackle the amusing phenomenon of people claiming they aren’t “Flurry”...

In the podcast, staff members face several challenges when managing kids' birthday parties, including: 1. Behavioral Control: Keeping energetic children calm and engaged can be difficult, especially with varying levels of attention span and excitement. 2. Lack of Training: Many staff members may not have adequate experience or training in child management, making it harder to handle various s...

In this episode, we dive into the quirky and often humorous aspects of social status and relationships. We kick things off by dissecting the theatricality of the State of the Union address, complete with applause and political charades that make us question the sincerity of those in power.  Next, we explore a lighthearted way to gauge your financial standing by rummaging through your kitchen cabin...

In this episode of the podcast, we dive into the hilariously perplexing world of presidential trivia and the unexpected chaos of family vacations. Join us as we explore the confusion surrounding Presidents’ Day and throw in some comical anecdotes about what happens when multiple families try to vacation together. We’ll tackle the emotional rollercoaster of breakups that can turn a fun trip into a...

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of Valentine's Day, where we challenge the notion that this love-centric holiday is only for couples without kids. We explore how everyone—parents included—can feel the love, share laughs, and celebrate the day in their unique way.  Transitioning to the Super Bowl, we take a lighthearted look at the halftime show and its impact on the big game...

In this episode, we dive into the hilariously frustrating world of conference calls, where the ending is often marred by a surge of annoying questions that no one really cares about. We explore how these interruptions can turn a semi-productive meeting into a test of patience. Shifting gears, we tackle the universal debate of pizzerias, highlighting the absurdity of how every town believes their l...

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of parenting struggles, from the pressure of potty training to the triumphs (and challenges) it brings. We share humorous anecdotes about feeling superior to fellow parents whose kids are still in diapers. Then, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about our favorite sleigh riding spots as kids and the joy it brought during winter...

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the everyday annoyances that can make us question humanity, like those pesky situations where strangers park too close or stand right next to us at the urinal. Join us as we navigate the fine line between love and hate for people we’ve never met, sharing our comedic takes on awkward encounters and the absurdities of life. We then shift gears to explore the a...

In this episode of Gotta Get Said, we dive into the lingering effects of the Y2K panic that gripped the world as we approached the year 2000. Join us as we explore the absurd fears surrounding the Mayan predictions and how we were convinced the world might end—all with our trademark humor! Next, we tackle the universally awkward experience of returning items. From the pressure of facing judgment a...

In this episode, we tackle three hilarious yet relatable topics. First, we dive into the absurdity of believing in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny as kids grow older—when is it time to let go of these childhood myths? Next, we discuss the awkwardness of managing a phone confrontation with your wife while trying to keep your cool in front of friends. Finally, we explore the unspoken etiquette...