Matthew Cuocco

Gotta Get Said.

Comedy EN ↓ 57 episodes

We all are thinking it. I am just saying it, because sometimes let's face it. It Gotta Get Said.

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Author

Matthew Cuocco

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Nov 3, 2026

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Episodes

After 35: Finding Love and Laughs in All the Wrong Places! 27.05.2026

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the absolute circus that is dating after 35. If you thought the game was hard in your 20s, wait until you’re trying to vet potential partners who have chronic back pain, a mortgage, and a rigid bedtime. We’re breaking down why the apps feel like a digital dumpster fire and why "settling" starts to sound like a solid life plan. Then, we pivot to a s...

Cooling Off: Venmo Cringes and Drake Defenses 19.05.2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious frustrations of everyday life, starting with the cringe-worthy Venmo transactions left out in the open at Publix. Why do people feel the need to share their questionable purchases with the world? Next, we tackle the never-ending debate surrounding Drake's latest album and the surprising amount of hate it receives—are we just too harsh on the Canadia...

From ‘I Do’ to ‘Who Are You?’: Navigating Couple Friendships" 12.05.2026

In this hilarious episode of our podcast, we dive into the challenges of making couple friends in your 30s and 40s. Join us as we share our own awkward experiences, from the cringe-worthy first meetings to the struggles of finding common interests beyond Netflix binge-watching. We explore the unspoken rules of couple friendships, the competitive nature of playdates, and how to navigate the social...

"Teacher Appreciation: Gift Overload or Genuine Gratitude? 06.05.2026

In this episode, we dive into the often debated topic of Teacher Appreciation Week, exploring whether the heartfelt gestures and gifts truly reflect our gratitude or if they’re simply overkill. With a comedic twist, we respect the dedication of teachers while questioning the need for an entire week of gifts for our little ones to navigate. We also tackle the upcoming Mother’s Day, sharing laughs a...

How Much Would It Take ????? Stand Up Struggles . 28.04.2026

In this uproarious episode, we dive deep into the wild hypothetical scenario of how much money it would take for one to perform a seriously committed act on another man. Our comedic hosts playfully dissect this outrageous question, exploring the unexpected seriousness that comes with such a proposition and the hilarious realities of giving a genuine performance. But that's not all—amid the la...

Date Night at the Thirst Trap Factory: Featuring My Hellspawn Toddlers 21.04.2026

In this episode , We humorously discusses the challenges couples face when frequenting places typically populated by single individuals, suggesting that it's a recipe for trouble. The conversation delves into the pitfalls of such outings and how they can lead to misunderstandings or awkward situations.  Additionally, We share relatable anecdotes about parenting toddlers, pointing out their mi...

Fairy Tales and Financial Fails: A Disney World Recap 13.04.2026

In this episode, we dive into the magic and mischief of a family trip to Disney World, filled with laughter, unexpected adventures, and a touch of nostalgia. Join us as we recount our favorite moments from meeting beloved characters to conquering thrilling rides, illustrating why Disney remains the happiest place on Earth.  But amidst the fun, we tackle a thought-provoking theme: the disparity bet...

Disney Daze: Family Fun and Kidless Quirks 02.04.2026

In this hilarious episode of the podcast, we dive into the chaos of a family vacation to Disney—yes, that Disney, not some exotic destination! Join us as we recount the absurdity of navigating the theme park as adults without kids. From navigating the sea of strollers to encountering some truly unique “Disney people,” we explore the quirks and comedy of it all. Whether it's discussing the cur...

Back in My Day: Ringtones Were Art, Fantasy Was Optional, and Bread Was Cheap 25.03.2026

In this gloriously unprepared episode, I admit I barely understand my own fantasy baseball league… but who cares? I still dive head-first into a chaotic trade debate, roast my questionable roster decisions, and prove that zero knowledge is no obstacle to having extremely strong opinions. Then I go full grocery store detective: ranking the most ridiculous food price increases from “eh, whatever” to...

Flying - Free Fun: Unpacking St. Patrick’s Day in America!" 17.03.2026

on this lively episode, we dive into the quirks and charms of celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in America, particularly why it’s often marked on a Saturday! Join us as we explore the fun traditions, unexpected behaviors, and colorful parades that make this holiday a favorite among many, regardless of their Irish heritage.  We also tackle the amusing phenomenon of people claiming they aren’t “Flurry”...

Maps, Mayhem, and Birthday Bash Blunders 10.03.2026

In the podcast, staff members face several challenges when managing kids' birthday parties, including: 1. Behavioral Control: Keeping energetic children calm and engaged can be difficult, especially with varying levels of attention span and excitement. 2. Lack of Training: Many staff members may not have adequate experience or training in child management, making it harder to handle various s...

Kitchen Cabinet Class: What Your Cups Say About You 25.02.2026

In this episode, we dive into the quirky and often humorous aspects of social status and relationships. We kick things off by dissecting the theatricality of the State of the Union address, complete with applause and political charades that make us question the sincerity of those in power.  Next, we explore a lighthearted way to gauge your financial standing by rummaging through your kitchen cabin...

Confused About Presidents and Heartbreaks 18.02.2026

In this episode of the podcast, we dive into the hilariously perplexing world of presidential trivia and the unexpected chaos of family vacations. Join us as we explore the confusion surrounding Presidents’ Day and throw in some comical anecdotes about what happens when multiple families try to vacation together. We’ll tackle the emotional rollercoaster of breakups that can turn a fun trip into a...

Love and Halftime: A Valentine’s Day Comedy Special 10.02.2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of Valentine's Day, where we challenge the notion that this love-centric holiday is only for couples without kids. We explore how everyone—parents included—can feel the love, share laughs, and celebrate the day in their unique way.  Transitioning to the Super Bowl, we take a lighthearted look at the halftime show and its impact on the big game...

Conference Calls: A Symphony of Stupid Questions and Pizzeria Delusions 27.01.2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilariously frustrating world of conference calls, where the ending is often marred by a surge of annoying questions that no one really cares about. We explore how these interruptions can turn a semi-productive meeting into a test of patience. Shifting gears, we tackle the universal debate of pizzerias, highlighting the absurdity of how every town believes their l...

Potty Training Triumphs: Sledding into the Cell Phone Era 20.01.2026

In this episode, we dive into the hilarious world of parenting struggles, from the pressure of potty training to the triumphs (and challenges) it brings. We share humorous anecdotes about feeling superior to fellow parents whose kids are still in diapers. Then, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about our favorite sleigh riding spots as kids and the joy it brought during winter...

First Impressions: The Art of Instant Hate and Kid-Free Getaways 13.01.2026

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the everyday annoyances that can make us question humanity, like those pesky situations where strangers park too close or stand right next to us at the urinal. Join us as we navigate the fine line between love and hate for people we’ve never met, sharing our comedic takes on awkward encounters and the absurdities of life. We then shift gears to explore the a...

Y2K, The Mayan Mystery, and Movie Night Madness 06.01.2026

In this episode of Gotta Get Said, we dive into the lingering effects of the Y2K panic that gripped the world as we approached the year 2000. Join us as we explore the absurd fears surrounding the Mayan predictions and how we were convinced the world might end—all with our trademark humor! Next, we tackle the universally awkward experience of returning items. From the pressure of facing judgment a...

Time to Let Go: Tooth Fairies, Yelling Wives, and New Year's Departures 30.12.2025

In this episode, we tackle three hilarious yet relatable topics. First, we dive into the absurdity of believing in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny as kids grow older—when is it time to let go of these childhood myths? Next, we discuss the awkwardness of managing a phone confrontation with your wife while trying to keep your cool in front of friends. Finally, we explore the unspoken etiquette...

No Gifts? She Means Yes! Plus, The Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero Debate 16.12.2025

Join us in this hilarious episode as we dive into the complexities of gift-giving! Have you ever been caught in the "No Gifts" trap? We discuss why ignoring this phrase might be the best strategy for keeping the peace in your relationship. Then, we tackle the age-old debate: Diet Coke versus Coke Zero. Why do some people swear by one over the other? Prepare for some passionate opinions!...

The Goldendoodle Debate: Cuteness Under Scrutiny Plus My Top 5 2025 Song Secrets 09.12.2025

On this episode, we dive into the world of mini goldendoodles, exploring the debate over whether they truly hold the title of "cutest dog ever" or if they might be a tad overrated. Join me as I share personal anecdotes and insights that challenge the common narrative, balancing affection with a touch of critique.  But that's not all! We'll also take a light-hearted detour into...

"Cut the Clips: Stop the Long Videos and Leave the Mud Tires and Snorkeling Kits Behind! 02.12.2025

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the modern-day annoyance of people insisting you watch lengthy videos on their phones. Seriously, who has the time for that? We explore the societal implications of these video marathons and call for a collective halt to this trend. Then, we shift gears to tackle the curious phenomenon of truck owners decked out with mud tires and snorkeling kits, but with n...

Thanksgiving Shenanigans: Kids vs. Adults 25.11.2025

In this episode, we dive into the comedic chaos of Thanksgiving, exploring the contrasting experiences of family gatherings with kids versus adult-only celebrations. We discuss the hilarious challenges of managing little ones who seem to have an unlimited supply of mischief while sharing the refreshing joy of a kid-free Friendsgiving. Join us as we reflect on the night before Thanksgiving—an eveni...

Sexy Robots and School Lunches: Will They Steal Our Hearts or Just Our Kids’ Lunches? 18.11.2025

In this episode of "Gotta Get Said," we dive into the intriguing world of modern robotics! With beautiful and realistic robots on the rise, we explore whether they're designed for romance or simply to streamline our daily routines. Are we ready for a future where intimacy with machines becomes the norm, or is it all just a flashy gimmick? Switching gears, we tackle the age-old debat...

Child-Free and Clueless: The Dilemmas of Inviting Parents 11.11.2025

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the tricky world of friendships between child-free folks and those navigating the wild waters of parenthood. Join us as we explore the absurdity of inviting friends with kids to outings and why it often feels like a recipe for disaster. We also tackle the often cringe-worthy habit of parents correcting each other—because who doesn’t love unsolicited advice w...

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