Matthew Cuocco

Gotta Get Said.

Comedy EN ↓ 38 episodes

We all are thinking it. I am just saying it, because sometimes let's face it. It Gotta Get Said.

Author

Matthew Cuocco

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

No Gifts? She Means Yes! Plus, The Diet Coke vs. Coke Zero Debate 16.12.2025

Join us in this hilarious episode as we dive into the complexities of gift-giving! Have you ever been caught in the "No Gifts" trap? We discuss why ignoring this phrase might be the best strategy for keeping the peace in your relationship. Then, we tackle the age-old debate: Diet Coke versus Coke Zero. Why do some people swear by one over the other? Prepare for some passionate opinions!...

The Goldendoodle Debate: Cuteness Under Scrutiny Plus My Top 5 2025 Song Secrets 09.12.2025

On this episode, we dive into the world of mini goldendoodles, exploring the debate over whether they truly hold the title of "cutest dog ever" or if they might be a tad overrated. Join me as I share personal anecdotes and insights that challenge the common narrative, balancing affection with a touch of critique.  But that's not all! We'll also take a light-hearted detour into...

"Cut the Clips: Stop the Long Videos and Leave the Mud Tires and Snorkeling Kits Behind! 02.12.2025

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the modern-day annoyance of people insisting you watch lengthy videos on their phones. Seriously, who has the time for that? We explore the societal implications of these video marathons and call for a collective halt to this trend. Then, we shift gears to tackle the curious phenomenon of truck owners decked out with mud tires and snorkeling kits, but with n...

Thanksgiving Shenanigans: Kids vs. Adults 25.11.2025

In this episode, we dive into the comedic chaos of Thanksgiving, exploring the contrasting experiences of family gatherings with kids versus adult-only celebrations. We discuss the hilarious challenges of managing little ones who seem to have an unlimited supply of mischief while sharing the refreshing joy of a kid-free Friendsgiving. Join us as we reflect on the night before Thanksgiving—an eveni...

Sexy Robots and School Lunches: Will They Steal Our Hearts or Just Our Kids’ Lunches? 18.11.2025

In this episode of "Gotta Get Said," we dive into the intriguing world of modern robotics! With beautiful and realistic robots on the rise, we explore whether they're designed for romance or simply to streamline our daily routines. Are we ready for a future where intimacy with machines becomes the norm, or is it all just a flashy gimmick? Switching gears, we tackle the age-old debat...

Child-Free and Clueless: The Dilemmas of Inviting Parents 11.11.2025

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the tricky world of friendships between child-free folks and those navigating the wild waters of parenthood. Join us as we explore the absurdity of inviting friends with kids to outings and why it often feels like a recipe for disaster. We also tackle the often cringe-worthy habit of parents correcting each other—because who doesn’t love unsolicited advice w...

Truth in Therapy: The Struggle of Being Envious of the Devout 04.11.2025

In this episode, we dive into the unique reasons behind our hesitance to ask for favors while navigating the complexities of being in a relationship. Join me as I explore the humorous side of craving takeout from local bars and confronting the reality of envy towards those who find solace in their unwavering religious beliefs. We also take a moment to reflect on the curious case of police horses a...

The Art of Fake: Politeness Over Honesty 28.10.2025

In this episode of Gotta Get Sad, we delve into the absurdities of honesty and the social niceties of deception. We explore the idea that sometimes, being a little fake is actually the polite choice, and how those who bluntly speak their minds might just be the biggest jerks in the room. The conversation takes a comedic turn as we navigate the awkwardness of hanging out with the parents of not-so-...

"The Price of Parenting: Daycare Drama and Dating Dilemmas 21.10.2025

In this hilarious episode, we dive into the world of unexpected daycare add-ons that leave parents questioning their financial sanity. From "premium nap time" to "exclusive snack packs," we dissect the absurd fees that come with caring for our little ones. Next, we tackle the ever-contentious topic of first dates in 2025—who should really pay? Listen in as we share our thoughts...

Chit-Chatting with Infants and Trick-or-Treating Teens 14.10.2025

In this hilariously engaging episode, we tackle the curious phenomenon of parents engaging in baby talk right in front of other parents, often in the most serious of settings. Is it really necessary to chat with infants about their imaginary adventures when they can’t even comprehend a word? We dissect the awkwardness of these encounters and the earful we have to endure! Then, we dive into the equ...

Weekly Wages & Family Waves: Navigating the Chaos 07.10.2025

In this episode of "Gotta Get Sad," we dive into the hilarious world of weekly paychecks and the rollercoaster of family drama that often follows. Join us as we discuss why paychecks should be weekly—because who doesn’t love a little extra cash flow? We share funny anecdotes about the anticipation of payday and the quirky ways we manage our finances in the meantime. But that’s not all! W...

Dinner and a Pumpkin Patch: The Cost of Awkward Outings 30.09.2025

In this episode, it's all about the bewildering world of dining out: bad service at restaurants, even when they’re remarkably quiet. How is it that in 2025, waitstaff still can’t muster a shred of effort? You'd think they'd have it figured out by now. Then there's the ever-awkward art of splitting the check—why is it still a social minefield? Tune in for a rant on navigating th...

Love, Leashes , and The Steaks Are High . 25.09.2025

In this episode, we dive into the meaty topic of overpriced steaks that are leaving our wallets feeling a little too light! Join us as we joke about the absurdity of restaurant prices and the culinary choices that test our patience.  We also discuss relationship dynamics, exploring why sometimes men need to let women win arguments to keep the peace—and maybe even a little love in the air.  And for...

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