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Flying Saucers! Alien invaders! Big balls of tin foil! The Terror Twins talk about flying YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! from R.L. Stine's 2nd short story collection. Make sure you download ALIEN by Britney Spears! #BuyGloryoniTunes

SEASON OF THE FISH! This summery short story about a boy and his pet fish starts off pretty fun and then really TANKS - like it goes way off the DEEP END! R.L. really could've SCALED back. Sorry, we're really DROWNING in bad puns here! GILL-ty as charged! We're honestly just FISHING for compliments! - Daniel & Matthew Scott Montgomery / The Terror Twins

Dear Mom and Dad, The only thing scarier than Camp Timber Lake Hills is that it's across the lake from Camp Timber LANE Hills! All the kids play sports here? It's so strange. Please send HALP. We miss you! PLEASE write us back! Love, The Terror Twins

AWOOOOOOOOOO! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are HOT CHILDREN in the city for the SUMMER! It's SUMMATIME! This first short story of MORE Tales To Give You Goosebumps is about WEERwolves! It's a real HOWLER - and it takes place at THUNDER LAKE. Can you feel the HEAT? Can you see my FULL MOON?

The final short story in Tales To Give You Goosebumps - and it's all about a neck-suckin' VAMPIRE! Matthew Scott Montgomery and then Daniel Montgomery talk alllll about it, bitch! And they vote on which of the 10 short stories in TALES is the scariest and the NASTIEST. Wow! It's a LOT of fun! And let's face it: isn't reading supposed to be fun, you guys? Does ANYONE read these episode descriptions...

The NASTIEST STORY IN THIS BOOK! Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery get all DOLLED UP, talk about GOOSEbumps, and slather themselves in something called DOLL JELLY. MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE!!

Another TV episode from this tome of twisted tales! And it's ABOUT TV! CLICK on this episode and LISTEN! Don't press pause! Don't change the channel! Wow - you're really pushing our buttons! Is there even a remote chance that you're actually reading this? A small screen story with some small screams!

This short story from Tales To Give You Goosebumps is all about THEM TEDDIES! Show us your teddies!! Listen to this TEDDY TALK by the TERROR TWINS: Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery. The only thing they love more than big ol' teddies is GOOSEBUMPS!

There's nothing scarier than sports! BAT'S ALL, FOLKS.

You have your friends? And then you have your BEST FRIENDS! This story is VERY short, and not that scary, bitch!

Oh no! Strange lights in the woods near GREAT AUNT ABIGAIL'S house!? And she be acting funny too! Her PEANUT FUDGIES taste a little funny! And why is MUTTSTER barking so much? Why did LUCY's parents have to go to ASIA for 6 weeks? We'll NEVER know! Have a great summer! K.I.T. - The Terror Twins

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE! Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery are twins who A) can't stand children B) love the piss out of Goosebumps C) have a tendency to get nasty or D) ALL OF THE ABOVE? The Terror Twins give you a PEAS OF THEIR MIND about EVIL BABY SHORT STORY and FOX KIDS TV EPISODE Strained Peas. Now will that BABY STOP SCREAMEENG? We need PEAS AND QUIET!

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Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery bring you the first in a series of SHORT 'N SWEET SCREAMS!!! (Beginning with The House of No Return - and the corresponding FOX KIDS TV episode) After GOOSEBUMPS, R.L. brought us TALES to Give You Goosebumps (10 shorty screamers!) JOIN THE DANGER CLUB! Get nasty! Get all KINDS of nasty!!

The Terror Twins (Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery) look back on their absolute FAVES from the first 62 Goosebumps books - everything from BEST COVER to MOST TOTALLY NASTY! - AND the total DUDS. Listeners beware, you're in for 62 SCARES, A-HENNY.

Want more Monster Blood?! Too bad! You're gonna get it anyway!! A wild true blue way to end the original 62 Goosebumps books series - join your BEST friends Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery, Evan, Kermit, Andi, Conan, and Aunt DEE'S SPICY SPAGHETTI SAUCE and suck on some water and zap that ass and explode all over each other! You read that right! Love you, mean it!!

This is the scariest Goosebumps book. Hands down. Don't listen to this episode! It's WAY too scary! Help! It's nasty and VERY scary!

Warning: This episode contains lots of SKIN. Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery love Goosebumps - and they LOVE Halloween! So, hear them TAKE OFF THEY SKINS AND TALK ABOUT IT, HONIES. I WANNA BE A WEREWOLF FOR HALLOWEEN!

The Terror Twins review the second official Goosebumps movie! This film was based on the beloved classic Goosebumps book, Haunted Halloween. Yay Halloween! Yay Goosebumps! Yay Slappy! Yay producer Deborah Forte! WARNING: FULL OF NASTY SPOILERS!!

NASTY ALERT! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are going back to GHOUL SCHOOL! Give a listen to this colorful episode about nasty ghosts getting nasty and going crazy and getting so NASTY andTURN TURN TURN TO GRAY TURN TURN TURN TO GRAY TURN TURN TURN TURN TO GRAY!

"DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER TAKE IT FROM ME!" - original quote from The Terror Twins. Go DEEP with them as they fight a giant ink-shooting tentacle-suckin' octopus and get eaten by a raw pink fleshy suckin' floppy ol' jellyfish!

It's COMING... Goosebumps 2: HAUNTED HALLOWEEN! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery chit and chat about the trailer for the SHRIEKQUEL to the first Goosebumps FILM. Sharin they 'pinions! Gagging over those spinning witches! Gettin' those FACTS STRAIGHT. FACTS ARE FACTS. See you in those SEATS this all HALLOW'S WEAVE. 

WILD TWIST ENDING. SCIENTIST PARENTS...IN THE BASEMENT. OBNOXIOUS YOUNGER SIBLING. BULLYING. PLATONIC OPPOSITE SEX BEST FRIEND. HARD FALLS ON ELBOWS AND KNEES. A HAUNTED HOUSE. QUESTIONABLE LUDICROUS SCIENCE. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT BITCH?

You have your friends AND THEN YOU HAVE YOUR BEST FRIENDS! Be our BUDDIES and listen to this COLD WET episode of WTDC:The GOOSEBUMPS PODCAST about one of our ALL-TIME FAVESIES! Let's go SWIMMEENG! Last one in's a dead bitch!! Have a nice summer - and don't forget to KIT! DO YOU PROMISE? Love, THE TERROR TWINS!

The Terror Twins Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery and Beyonce love Goosebumps! And you KNOW they're gonna talk about it, honey. This episode is about the book and TV episode, The Blob That Ate Everyone. It's mostly about a magical typewriter, honey.