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The Terror Twins discuss the book and TV episode of the Goosebumps tale, Don't Go To SleGO ON GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Matt's on the wrong side of a parallel universe!! Is he alive or just dead? He's been stumblin' in the dark, LIVIN' IN A CRASH WORLD.  

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The Terror Twins really have their HEADS IN THE CLOUDS this week! Start stretching, get into the kitchen, make sure that dog DON'T EAT OUTTA THE BOWL, and get ready to FLY over MALIBU. This book ranked HIGH on Matthew's not-excited-to-REREAD list but, boy, was his ass WRONG. Listen and find out why it SOARED to the tippity-top of his MILE HIGH BOOK CLUB terror tomes! Featuring exclusive performanc...

Jack Frost? JACK NASTY! Get ready for one of the weirder, wilder, COLDER entries in the Goosebumps canon in a remote Arctic village where there's a terrifying, confusing, contradictory local legend that'll send shivers up and down your spine! Allison Janney is a SEVEN-time Emmy-winning, Tony-nominated, GOLDEN GLOBE-winning actress, soon-to-be Academy Award WINNER. Hailee Steinfeld is a platinum-se...

HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE! HUMANS ARE THE PAST! CREEPS ARE THE FUTURE!

FINALLY! A VAMPYR BOOK! Things REALLY go from BAT to worse for Freddy and Cara in this story - too bad it totally SUCKS! Honestly, it makes me so sick - I can't stop COFFIN! The Terror Twins are totally DRAINED after reviewing it, so FANGS for listening!

HAPPY HALLOW'S WEEN! MADtthew Scortch and DAMNiel MontGLOOMery are PUMPed about this trick-or-treat HalloWEENER-packed candy-coated ultimate JACK-O-CRACKO CLASSIC! Dump out your SACKS, shove candy in your SCREAMHOLES, ring those BELLS, and be a ding-dong-DITCH WITCH on this HalloWEEN'S NIGHT's GIFT. The TV episode? MASTERSHRIEK THEATRE! The book?! A TOME we'll take to our TOMBS! Did we mention thi...

Get lost in the fictional European woods with us, little Matthew Scott and sweet Daniel! Check out this KOOKY CLASSIC (or IS IT?) and the no TV episode! All kinds of falling on hands and knees in this one, not to mention a pit with no BOTTOM. Did you hear that!? I repeat, NO BOTTOMS! Can Justin and Marissa find the legend of the legend of the lost legend?! Legendary? MORE LIKE LEG AND DAIRY!

Y'all chickens hungry for Grandma Rose's BLUEBERRY PANCAKES? Or how about some of her sweet-as-sin RHUBARB PIE? That's great! But whatever you do, don't go into the supply closet at the end of the hall on the third floor!! And stay out of the SWAMP. And never EVER let your parents go to Atlanta! Danny Mack and I Robot You Jane don't heed ANY of these simple warnings as they dive deep into the bogg...

It's SUMRATIMES! and that means CAMP CAMP CAMP! Canoes canoes canoes! Daniel and Matthew pack their bags, hop on the BUS, and sing at the TIPPY TOP OF THEIR LUNGS "Yohhhh, Spirits!" They can't wait to spend their afterlives at CAMP SPIRIT MOON. Watch our for that NASTY fog and those ICY CANDY STICKY BLUE PUDDLES!  Love you guys! You're standing on our hearts!

PICTURE PARFECT! Danny and Matt S. Montgoms love having their photo taken... TO THEIR GRAVES!! The Terror Twinz expose the Robert Lawrence book and TV episode - and FLASH! SNAP!  You'll be gagged at what DEVELOPS! If Daddy wants to please me, he's only got to CHEESE ME! AGAIN.

MADE IN THE SHADE! The Terror Twins talk about why this BEASTLY BOOK makes it into their ultimate TOP TREL. Don't get lost in those NASTY woods, or else YOU'RE IT! HAPPY FLELDAY!

This episode is EGGxactly what you've been waiting for! Daniel and little Matthew Scott Montgomery crack this hard-boiled sci-fi slippery story by sweet sweet RL. Find out what happens when Mars Attacks your GRAND SLAM THANK YOU MA'AM breakfast. Last one in's a rotten bitch!

Somebunny's gonna LOVE this episode!! Abracadabra, BITCH! The TT have a magical episode up their collective SLEEVE (it's totally AMAZ-O!), and they HOP from book to TV episode. Join us, won't you? YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WOOORD

Return of the DUMMY! Nasty wooden sex god Slappy himself is back, and the Terror Twins are SLAVES 4 HIM. Who doesn't love dancing, bobbing DUMMIES showing up in the NASTIEST places!? And your girl Hayden Christensen stars in the TV episode, OKAY??? Say it with me now y'all: KARRU MARRI ODONNA LOMA MOLONU KARRANO!

JUNGLE 2 JUNGLE! The Terror Twins get twisted up in the magical vines of the island of BALADORA as they follow chubby little Mark on the adventure of his fat life! He's gonna need some major therapy after this frightening trip - from a real headshrinker! LOLZ! (And Daniel and Matthew talk about the TV episodes too) KAHLEEAH! KEHLANI! AALIYAH! KAHLUA!

This episode is SNOW LAUGHING MATTER! There's a monster in Pasadeener, come all the way from the TUNDRA! HALP! The Terror Twins shiver and shake their way thru this icy frostbitten nasty stupid little book and try not to freeze their little TOOTSIES OFF!

How's your head? HAVEN'T HAD ANY COMPLAINTS. Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery get mostly GHOSTLY in this haunted house howlfest. Spooks-y scare and chilling thrills abound! (in the BOOK, at least...) Jump in HEAD FIRST with us, warm up by the fire, and get ready for some good old-fashioned G-G-G-GHOSTS.

RETURN OF THE MASK! Little Daniel Montgomery and sweet tiny Matthew Scott Montgomery PUT IT ON for this episode and UNMASK the deep RL Stine trick-or-treat goodness of this creepy crawly shriekquel! Doesn't get any better than this, y'all!

The Terror Twins take a little trip down SHOCK STREET this episode! And it just doesn't get any better than that... You'll encounter SWEET SUE, SHOCKRO, THE TOADINATOR, WOLF BOY AND WOLF GIRL, CAPTAIN SICK, and many many more. Um, there's also a roller coaster INSIDE of a haunted house in this book. Does it get any more SEXUAL?!

You don't GNOME ME! Daniel and Matthew get MISCHIEVOUS in this episode - chatting 'bout them kooky creepy lawn elves (the book version, the TV version, AND the movie version). Poor Joe, his sister Mindy, and BFF MOOSE are being terrorized by LAWN ORNAMENTS - do you think their parents will believe them?! No. No, they won't.  

Get NASTY! Is there anything more terrifying than sports camp??! Enter KING JELLYJAM. Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery, the ultimate Goosebumps experts, dive deep into this summer screamfest about a sleepaway camp whereONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST ONLY THE BEST

WOOF! This book's (and TV episode's) bark is absolutely worse than its BITE. And don't be fooled - we're dealing with barking GHOSTS here, not just one! Listen to Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery (them TERROR TWINS) roll over and play DEAD after digging thru this ghostly canine caper.

It's DOUBLE TROUBLE! Time for the ultimate Goosebumps SHRIEKQUEL with our favorite DEADLY DUMMY - Slappy (in his first REAL starring role). Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery get to giggle over one of their favorite books and its sister TV episode. This episode REEKS! Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy Amy

DIRTY THIRTY! The Terror Twins SINK into this nasty little tale about a super grool cutie just oozing with BAD LUCK. Daniel and Matthew soak up all they can about the book and the Fox Kids TV Show. Dishes one scary episode!