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Sorry, bat news!! :( The Terror Twins have a really BAT IDEA! They're BAT to the bone (they're good at being BAT!) - and this episode left a BAT taste in their mouth. >:( Oh well! This episode description was really done in BAT taste - BAT'S ALL FOLKS!

The Goblin's Glare! The Goblin's Gla-are! Sing it! The Goblin's Glare! The Goblin's Gla-are!

PLEASE don't feed all these BEARS! Y'all, there are some editing MISTAKES in this short story. SLOPS! But some good ideas floating around - ideas that got us hankering for some HONEY COOKIE CRACKERS. Feel the fur fantasy and listen to this BEARY GOOD EPISODE. Love, The Terror Teddy Twinz!

Oh no! ANTS IN MY PANTS! This short story and TV episode are absolutely swarming and crawling with creepy anties! HALP! This one's not as bad as you remembered! And it still takes place around HALLOWEEN time like all (most) of the stories in this collection. OUNCH! I just got bit by an ant!

Ooh! It's still HALLOWEEN TIMES - and DARLEEN's GOTTA steal those blue gloves off that scarecrow that mysteriously just showed up next door. SURELY nothing bad will happen! It's just a PILLOW-FACED SCARECROW that just randomly appeared RIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN wearing all types of lusty fashions, THAT SCARF! THAT HAT! Just BEGGING for children to take them - to DENUDE that scarecrow! Isn't that so h...

Let's get OLD! The Terror Twins can't stop CRAVING SWEET BLACK PRUNES?! With PRUNE SAUUUURCE. This short story and TV episode should be absolute HOT TRASH but it turns out they're pretty TASTY! TURN, TURN, TURN TO GREY!

Be Careful What You BITCH For! Or just might GET IT! It's Halloween night, AGAIN! - and MAX trick-or-treats at the WRONG HOUSE HUH-NEE! He gets this sharp old rock from that crickety old CRONE and then it's time to WISH and DISH. Oh nose!! Listen to this episode: It's quick! It's well-trod territory! And it's all KINDS of HOT NASTY. Get into it! Love, Your Sisters: The Terror Twins. PS - Let us kn...

Oh no! Things getting nasty! Slap a WET TATTOO on your SUN-SCORCHED SKIN and see the TERROR twitch!! The Terror Twins talk about this 2nd short story from this super cool collection. Do Y'ALL have any tattoos? Sound off in these comments! Kiss me hard before you go!

YUMMY! PAMPKIN JUICE! It's the beginning of the NEXT collection of spooky SILLY short stories - and these are all HALLOWEENY Y'ALL. SIP ON THIS JUICE while you screech and tickle in this October-y shiverfest. Starting off wild and weird - and trodding thru old 'n standard Goosebumps plots-points and terror tropes. Listen as Matthew Scott Montgomery and then Daniel Montgomery wail and squeal about...

The FINAL short story in EMTTGYG - The Thumbprint of DOOM! The Terror Twins get THIS story 2 DOOM THUMBS UP! (Well, sort of) Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery wrap this twisty tome and look back on which of the 10 stories were the NASTIEST and the SCARIEST and the BEST! ONLY the BEST!

Little spacemen runnin' around in the garden! Big ol' bullies and dirty dogs! It truly wouldn't be a Goosebumps story if children weren't being sincerely abused and victims of peer violence! R.L. is our problematic fave! Stay sweet - and watch out for thunderstorms!

This episode will drive you positively CUCKOO! It's a short story all about BIRDS - and we can't stop RAVEN about it! Sorry for all the CHEEP humor; TOUCAN imagine how much fun Daniel and Matthew had recording this episode! It's the shortest episode ever! If you like it, please TWEET about it!

Ooooh we get a TV episode with this one, honey! A TWO-PARTER! All about that PERFECT SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Uhtisisisissssssss! Things get straaaaange in this short little zinger from Even MORE Tales... Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery think a CHANGE would DO YOU GOOD. So, practice your LONG JUMP, strut like America's Next Top MoDEL, and roll around in the COOL GRASS, BITCH! No TV episode for this one, no ma'am! Just a ssssssshort ssssssstory.

I wanna play a game! A KILLER BOARD GAME! About spooky things, bony hands, and thuderstormy nights? YES PLEAZE! The Terror Twins Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery digest this little ghoulish goody and break down the wild 'n weird TV episode.

GARGOYLES (well, more like just gargoyle - but still!)

While their dad is wrapped up in his work, Kimmy and Jeff unravel a mummystery that might be tomb much for them to handle - but at least their mummy's home! Damniel and Mummy Scott Mumntgomery take you through this short story and TV episode and take about all their mummy issues! If you see MY mummy, mum's the word!

A dollhouse! A spooky garage sale! A scary woman! Spiders! What do these things have in common? NOT MUCH. TRY and figure it out in HOME SWEET HOME - the 2nd short story in EMTTGYG! And whatever you do, stay out of the dollhouse! Don't go in the garage sale! Why I'm afraid of spiders!

Another round of 10 silly, zippy, spooky short stories! THE CHALK CLOSET is a nasty lil' shorty about SUMMER SCHOOL. BETTER DO YOUR HOMEWORK - or Mr. Grimsley will take you to THE CHALK CLOSET. EEEEEEEE! What's in there? You'll find OAT SOON ENOUGH. Listener beware, you're in for aEEEEEEEEEEE.

One of the BEST Goosebumps short stories of all time! Devil's Peak?! Harvest MOON?! WANDERING MISTS?! Labor Day weekend?! WARM BODIES! Lana Del Rey? Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana...

Oh no! What's that itch that makes me wanna TWITCH? It's THAT BITCH! Poison Ivy! Summer's not summer without scratchy legs and itchy bottoms - and MONSTER PLANTS! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery dig deep into this hot little number - SEASON OF THE SCRATCH!

SHOCKED and GAGGED! This episode sells seashells by the seashore! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery slip into this sandy squealer about a real BITCH tryna get rich and famous - with SEASHELLS. That's right! WILD. NASTY. TOTALLY uncalled for! WICKED. TWISTED. HOT BITCH SUMMER!

Welcome to Welcome To DeadCats! Daniel Meowntgomery and Meowthew Scott Meowntgomery bring you the next ameowzing short story in Meowre Tales To Give You Goosebmeowmps. This one's calledMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW mew MEOW MEOW MEOW.

If you want me you can catch me on your VIDEO PHONE! A nasty little tale about SWEET BEN sneaking away to a VIDEO SHOP while on a SWEATY SUMMER VACATION, looking to get CHOKED by the LIZARDMAN, until he finds out NASTY VIDEOS are being filmed in a DIRTY GARAGE out back by DR. HORROR HIMSELF. SEX! Brought to you by Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery: THE TERROR TWINS HONEY!

We're sorry, but, honestly, this episode SUCKS!