Goop Yourself

Before diving into the newsletters, we talk frankly about the national tragedy that was Gwyneth's appearance on the The Late Show last night. It was shocking and sad for everyone involved. Then it’s on to crystal water bottles, basic coffee mugs, allergic children, and Jenna Lyons's inappropriate nudity. Please rate and review us five stars on Apple Podcasts.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

We come to you on a Monday morning for an extra pod dissecting the GOOP Magazine Sex & Love issue (the one where Brad Falchuck shares the cover with his goopy betrothed, some jeans and a couple of plain white tees.) We discuss love potions, seduction recipes, vagina flowers, and the dark cloud of gloom that is Esther Perel. Save your $14.99 get all your goop magazine needs met right here. Ashwagha...

This week goop's hitting the bong pretty hard. There's an incomprehensible article about THE HUMAN MIND and a riveting story about Jean going to a sound bath in the Hamptons. Plus, we think Gwyneth might have been indoctrinated into a cult run by her soon to be sister-in-law. Time will tell. We also discuss cheap wine, pink jumpsuits, napa cabbage recipes, and Scientology aprons. The Goop Magazine...

We're back!! After a winter hiatus, Aggie and Bryan return with a double length pod to talk about all the goop news you missed over the New Year. We discuss Gwyneth's engagement, detox options, flame retardants, cheek tints, and happiness diets. Yes, we also (briefly) discuss the coffee enema. Please rate us five stars and review us on Apple Podcasts. Auld Lang Syne! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

On what might be Aggie and Bryan's final pod before the Christmas break, we discuss hangover relief options, a guide to Orange County, $400 travel dresses, dreams of Malibu, and a truly insane last minute gift guide. But the week belongs to goop's new Senior Beauty Editor, Megan, who publishes her morning routine and shoots to the top of our list of all time goop icons. Follow us on insta @goopyou...

The goop newsletters are extremely abbreviated and disappointing so Aggie and Bryan review this fall's two hottest movies, Woody Allen's "Wonder Wheel" and Louis C.K.'s "I Love You Daddy." We do finally get to goop, touching down on modeling with your children, Hannukah recipes, martinis, pops of color, and sad smoothies. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Blessings!  H...

Aggie and Bryan return to the pod after a glorious Thanksgiving. We discuss why men are assholes for wanting to make more money than their wives, and why mothers are assholes for telling their daughters their teeth are "tarnished." We also address the controversy surrounding the new Goop Health Summit, who Dr. Kelly Brogan is, and why Dr. Jen Gunter wants to take her down. Follow us on insta @goop...

Yes it's that time again, the Annual Goop Gift Guide! We cover everything, from antique canoes and feathered sex rings to pet psychics and homeless marathon runners. Whether your kid wants a wooden jump rope or a $9500 bar cart, look no further than Gwyneth Paltrow's sick little mind. This holiday season go to Goop Yourself for all your gifting needs. Happy Thanksgiving!  Hosted on Acast. See acas...

This episode we talk about sleep strategies and why unplugging before bed seems impossible. Bryan recounts his initial trip into the world of retinol and Aggie debates whether to go on a high carb sweet potato diet. We also discuss diamond company sponsered art classes for little girls, clean hair dye, drinking apple cider vinegar, veggie side dishes, and Louis CK's disgusting new movie. Be sure t...

This week we talk about sleep. How do we do it, why do we need it, and what drugs we need to take to get there. Goop delves into drastic weight loss solutions, fall floral prints, how women can stay creative AND find love, and pressure cooker recipes. Thank you for your patience as we address our audio issues! Be sure to follow us @goopyourself on instagram and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Hosted...

Wow this episode is long! You're very welcome. We battle on Twitter with a certain "doctor," but he is small potatoes compared with The Medical Medium, who triumphantly returns to goop on the wings of Spirit and insane thyroid cancer advice. We also talk about off-season Hamptons, winter squash, Jean's beauty regime, healing mushrooms, and literary novels. Follow us on instagram @goopyourself and...

It's Saturday and we're drinking wine! We talk retinol, fall foliage, lip stains, and SIBO (Small Intestine Bacteria Overgrowth.) We include harrowing audio footage from Jules Blaine Davis, a kitchen "healer" who thinks she invented the concept of snacking. We also debate the 1998 Best Actress Race and share our thoughts on the Marvel Universe. Follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod...

For once, Gwyneth makes some non-Goop related news, but unfortunately it has to do with the monster Harvey Weinstein. Besides ripping the scab off of Hollywood's systemic misogyny we talk about empathy overdoses, infidelity coping strategies, sourdough bread baking, and apps that help you organize your life. Please make sure to follow us on insta @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Thanks...

This week we take you on a magical journey to the Goop Lab in the Brentwood Country Mart, where one can try all the expensive lotions they can't afford and watch rich people act like their true monster selves. We also learn how terrible plastic straws are, how chiropractors probably shouldn't be diagnosing autoimmune diseases, and how a new sugar subsitute will be taking the world by storm. Plus d...

Huge news! Bryan and Aggie are switching up their fasting protocol. How? Why? Listen and find out. We also discuss the insanity of keto diets, goop's disappointing wine partnership, Gwyneth's pity/bitchy interview face, and the twin tragedies of scar tissue and natural childbirth. Please continue to rate and review us 5 stars and follow us @goopyourself on insta and @goopyourselfpod on twitter. Dh...

This week's goop is all about dead people - talking to them, understanding them, and becoming them yourself. Aggie and Bryan go though the ringer (mediums, near death experiences, psychics) and realize we believe it all, every word of it. Thanks goop! We also touch on fancy baths, at home workouts, and pyramid scheme charities. EDIT: APPARENTLY A GHOST IS HAUNTING US - PLEASE EXCUSE THE SOUND ISSU...

We get deep into Goop Magazine Issue One Fall 2017. It's a real paper object that you can flip through! We talk Bento Boxes, Racist Travel To India, Cool Fonts, Kitchen Healers, Reiki, Grief Getaways, and more. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and on twitter @goopyourselfpod. God is good!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Guys, we made it to episode 50! This week we celebrate ourselves, as well as Goop's magazine launch and expansion into retail. We talk Vitamin C, poop samples, Lake Tahoe, face brushing, and mini trampolines you bring to work! Plus diet updates and Canadian reviews. Please follow us on inst @goopyourself and twitter @goopyourselfpod. Thanks, eh!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

This week goop is all about Chronic Lyme Disease. You know, that dehabilitating condition caused by tick bites that may or may not exist. GP and co. give us advice from a sextet of doctors who recommend everything from antibiotics to controlled vomiting and bloodletting. There's also talk of denim trenchcoats, $100 acne masques, and terrible parental advice. Plus, Aggie & Bryan give their diet upd...

While the TINA investigation is still in full force, Gwyneth fiddles while goop burns and tries to distract us with tons of content and podcast appearances. We discuss alternative animal milks, expensive acne treatment, colonoscopy prep, parties in the Hamptons, and trends in denim! We also have an intermittent fasting update and read your reviews live! Keep those 5 stars coming, and follow us on...

It's been a HUGE week in the Goopiverse. TINA (Truth In Advertising) is recommending Goop to be investigated for harmful and illegal health claims. Can you believe it? Unfortunately, this means the newsletters will be a snooze for the foreseeable future (no more Yoni eggs or earthing.) Aggie and Bryan catch you up on the latest legal news, discuss their fasting strategies, and guide you through a...

This week's goop is all about Barry & Phil, two old shrinks who may or may not have sex with each other. They devised "The Tools," tricks that will help you defeat "Part X" and live your best life. Sounds boring? It is! Luckily Aggie & Bryan dive deep into their first fast day, Grace & Frankie, and 90s diet gurus. Thanks for rating and reviewing us on Apple Podcasts, our beloved tomatoes! Hosted o...

After another hiatus, Aggie & Bryan are back to catch you up on all things Goop! We discuss spirit animals, childhood sex hangups, liquid eyeliner, and fun salads. We're also way too excited about Apple Ivanka Martin's foray into gluten-free pizza recommendations. Bryan reports back from his brief but goopy sojurn in Reykjavic, and both he and Aggie have a big diet announcement to make. If you lik...

Cover the kids' ears for this one! The goop newsletter is all about desire this week, and GP gets into it. She tells you how to have sex with your partner, a rando, or all by your lonesome. Don't forget to breathe and journal! Bryan and Aggie disagree on if straight men and women can be friends and the pleasures of a Boca burger, but they do agree on one thing, tunics are great! Be sure to rate us...

Aggie & Bryan go on a journey today, touching on everything from cutting edge 80s salads to the literary canon of YA horror author Christopher Pike. We also discuss female anatomy again, so sorry. What is this podcast even about? Oh yeah, Goop. We go into the continuing saga of Gunter V. Paltrow, a new travel guide format, and another winning tip from Ask Jean. Follow us on insta @goopyourself and...