Goonie’s World

Flung into another dimension, Farin Bachknife-Origiabi, Nicholas Corso, and Marm Goodwill find themselves in Cape City, a technopolis of skyscrapers and cars in stark contrast to their own magical realm of castles and airships. Fending off police and superpowered vigilantes, the party searches for a way back to Gonen’s World.  

Following the shock of finding an empty sarcophagus in Alexander’s lost tomb, the Top Men have an ultimate showdown with Belgian archaeologist Jan Donvil and his thugs. An even bigger shock occurs after the fight ends, when the team realizes there’s someone else with them they hadn’t accounted for. After a mad dash across the Nitrian Desert, Black Cavendish, Agent 13, and Mr. Smith complete their...

Pursued by police in Alexandria, the Top Men escape into underground Roman chambers, only to face off with armed tomb robbers. At the harbor, the team meets with a Greek named Athanasios who provides them with scuba gear. After a bloody shark encounter, the divers reach a tunnel leading to a water-free room where a certain sarcophagus lies waiting to reveal its secrets.  

The Top Men are intensely questioned after landing their stolen Soviet helicopter at a US airbase in West Germany, but are ultimately allowed to leave. Afterwards, the team boards a Greek steamer bound for Alexandria, but the ship is attacked in the night, and a furious gun battle erupts. In Egypt, Stew calls upon an old contact from his days at Yale.

On their way into Germany, the Top Men confront suspected spies aboard their train, but things don’t go as smoothly as planned, and they are rescued from the Stasi’s scrutiny by an unlikely passenger. Once in the town of Ludwigsfelde, the team plans and executes an infiltration into the castle of Baron von Papen, attempting to retrieve Alexander the Great’s breastplate.

After sneaking into the Basilica Cistern at night, the Top Men navigate the dimly lit underground chamber looking for the X that marks the spot on their map. Discovering a hidden room, they uncover their next clue, directing them towards the German consulate where important records are kept.       

In the 1950s, a shadowy unit of the US Government called the Top Men sends three of its agents on a quest to find the lost tomb of Alexander the Great. In competition with the Soviets, the team begins their mission in Istanbul where they are slated to meet a contact with intel on Alexander’s breastplate.    

Bing, Bart, and River are surprised when the three non-human entities they met in the darkened woods agree to answer their questions. However, there is a substantial catch. After their encounter, they head back to Fairbanks, satisfied they’ve achieved their goals. But before Bing and Bart leave Alaska, the whole team decides to drop in on their acquaintance Jarvis Easley.   

Having encountered a hostile Bigfoot while investigating the crashed pyramid UFO and its badly burnt occupants, the team tries to deescalate a dangerous situation. Following that, they land in the tiny village of Anaktuvuk Pass where the next day, they travel to the sight of the newly formed mound that River had spotted before.  

After meeting a suspicious man in the airport hangar, Bing, Bart, and River take to the skies, headed towards a mysterious mound. Along the way, their attention is diverted to a column of smoke coming from the ground below, and the team lands for a closer inspection.  

Self-proclaimed cryptozoologist Bart Garfinkle and gonzo journalist Bing Kingsley team up once again to investigate Bigfoot and other mysteries in the Alaska Triangle. After arriving at a log cabin in Fairbanks, they get a visit from a vaguely familiar local man who mentions strange lights in the sky. Afterwards, they meet up with bush pilot River Sloane with plans of flying to any destination of...

The sky whalers clash with a Saturnian Shiftbeast aboard the Lodestone, leading to an alarming outcome for one. Later, as the Jovians attempt to haul their prize back to Port Hallwark, they are confronted by Captain Michel in his ship the Calypso. A knock-down-drag-out battle inevitably follows.             

As Xavier Barbeau hangs suspended in Jupiter’s deep atmosphere hunting the legendary Blubberalla, Philbert Edward Glass and Dr. Anias Ambercrom are attacked by kite creatures onboard the HMS Jover. Afterwards, as they continue their journey, Philbert’s compass starts to spin wildly, and they spot what must be the Lodestone, drifting in the clouds. However, after boarding the alien ship, the sky wh...

On the floating Jovian city of Port Hallwark, three sky whalers are on their way to an appointment when they are ambushed by Saturnian thugs. After a chaotic brawl, Lord Dol De Venus, their sometime employer, offers them a contract to find and retrieve a strange ship that may contain great treasure. Unfortunately, the unsavory Captain Michel also has his sights set on the ship.  

Following the defeat of Lesdy’s entourage, the party eventually tracks her to a familiar room, where they are forced to make a tough decision. Their options are clear: take the easy way out by killing Lesdy or join her in a seemingly suicidal battle against Fletcher and the gutworm.  

Emerging from a pit of rotblack, the ferocious gutworm attacks, forcing the outmatched party to reluctantly retreat and discover alternative passageways within the Accursed Den. Eventually, they find themselves in an impossible greenhouse where they are introduced to Lesdy and her zealous followers.

After a deleterious fight with a dog-sized spider, Keftar, Eldar, and Belum continue to explore the Accursed Den and encounter a tall, tattooed cannibal named Fletcher. He has no desire to hand over the missing heir but agrees to if the party gets rid of a troublesome woman named Lesdy.  

Recognized for their potential greatness, three heretical prisoners are tasked with retrieving the Shadow King’s son and heir, Aldon, from the Accursed Den, a dark place that in whose depths, they are forewarned, an enormous creature hungers.  

Having followed a trail of breadcrumbs to the abandoned Galaxyland amusement park, the superheroes enter the funhouse and discover that what lies within is anything but fun. Afterwards, a final showdown with an archrival from the past settles the score for good.   

Helping Hand, The Rizzler, and Massiah interrogate the super-villainess Coup de Gracie and discover her method of escape from Marx Federal Penitentiary. With help from the followers of Mike Kidd’s stream, the superheroes are quickly able to gather clues and ascertain the location of the mastermind in charge.

When supervillains violently interrupt a hockey game at which a silver age superhero is being honored, two young attendees make their superhero debuts and join forces with the veteran to save the day.

Roach, Nyx, and Percy inspect the treasure-trove of Arcana and contemplate their exit strategy. Back outside in the marsh, the heroes are met with one final surprise. Whatever future lies in store for them, it will most certainly be odd.   

The explorers enter the skull of the Star Child and descend underground where they are forced to fight their greatest foes to date. Their prize is the loot of a lifetime, but is it too good to be true?    

Percy, Roach, and Nyx finally mount an expedition to Hopesend, intent on finding Father Moon’s hidden cache of Arcana. After encountering the dreaded Leviathan from onboard the Queen Silky, the explorers make it to the village and hire a guide, taking them into perilous marshland.

In the late 1800s, three diverse individuals with equally diverse agendas find themselves on a mysterious island in the north Atlantic. Presented with unimaginable horrors, the team struggles to survive while maintaining their sanity.