Going Terribly

We're one-hundred-seventy-seven episodes in. When are we gonna get some dang celebrities up in this bish? No offense to anyone who's ever been on...we love you!!! Other discussion topics may include: - It's everyone's birthday today. Maybe even yours! - Stephen Marbury vs. Any U.S. President: Who Was the Better American? - High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Actress:...

Congratulations to newly affianced, long-time guests, Gennie Adams & Josh Weiland! Say YOU DO to their engagement, Valentine's Day, and Josh's birthday with obscure and disturbing wedding traditions, obscure and disturbing sexual positions, and obscure and disturbing quirks of language. I mean, come on, French, what gives? Other discussion topics may include: - A visit to a Mumbai Wris...

***Our sincerest apologies for an insensitive joke made about a celebrity whose death was announced today. We recorded the episode prior to this news, and we are embarrassed to have made light while the celebrity and their family were going through physical and emotional turmoil. We wish solace to them.*** It's time for It Went Terribly, and it just gets terribler every time! How terribly can...

Her childhood beginnings have caught up with Alice's present in the cutest way. Meanwhile, Doug has a new obsession with executing corpses. Together, they recently visited St. Louis (and St. Charles!), Missouri, where they encountered cartwheels, grilled pineapple, and possibly the greatest public restroom of all time. Other discussion topics may include: - How much ad libbing can you do while...

It's Doug's birthday! There are gifts, goodies, and even a little Tiffani Thiessen for good measure. Other discussion topics may include: - How to throw children the good way - Nomar Garciaparra: Bostonian Home Run Home Wrecker - Pooed, gooed, and sewed shirts - A very brief aside about John Hancock, because history is kind of important, too - Ultimate Chicken Horse

Alice has a huge confession to make. Doug has some assorted fruit and/or savory (not) cookies to pitch. And they're both just hoping to not get Benned over. Other discussion topics may include: - A slew of amazing entrepreneury ideas you can feel free to steal - Mac and cheese socks - The original French hustlers - Willy nilly Jabberwockies - How do they find the perfect frozen lakes to build...

Alice finally gets her comeuppance for that communal work refrigerator gaffe, and Doug...gets a yellow Starburst??!?! GROSS! OH THE HUMANITY! Other discussion topics may include: - American First Lady Voodoo Dolls - Home security, by means of putrid eggs - The unspoken benefits of cheese, including not making you poop as much - Good Pizza, Great Pizza, Salmonella Pizza - A day-late celebration of...

Candi and Jason Vincent join Doug and Alice once again for some New Year's festivities. They talk about balls, both dropped and otherwise. As well as planes that everyone darn well hopes don't drop. Other discussion topics may include: - Boob gardens and kumquatades - Have you ever given someone an organ for Valentine's Day?* - Entirely understandable plagues sent to Texas - The Great...

Alice and Doug welcome brand new guests Brian Boitano* and Jenna Jameson** into the studio for a single day belated Christmas edition of Going Terribly! Nude modeling is discussed, so divert the ears of little elves. Games are played, but obviously they don't let Rudolph join in. Balls are devoured, but that's something else entirely. Other discussion topics may include: - What do some cel...

Have yourself a good, old-fashioned Multicultural Date Night™ by sampling dragon fruit, marinating pig ears, and steeping blank white printer paper in herbal jelly tea to make old-timey-looking love letters. Other discussion topics may include: - How to cut yourself on jelly - Anti-anxiety cat medications and anti-sincerity standing ovations - The unforgivable sin of talking over a concert - Virtu...

Going Terribly brings you an all new, irresistible, irrepressible olfactory experience: Decay NY. It's gonna be a thing. Other discussion topics may include: - How would you like to rub pea all over you? - The complete lack of Family Matters in a particular Christmas movie - If they figured out the technical end of things, wouldn't you want a chicken strip house? - Cologna and cheese sandw...

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. ~ William Arthur Ward (aka R. Kelly) Other discussion topics may include: - A terrific sitcom idea that will almost certainly be stolen by CBS - Can washing your bedding in certain pome fruits make them cleaner?* - An exploration of Britney Spears's religious history (no, seriously) - Augers, impalers, and assassina...

What's your giant soft pretzel of choice? Big Amish Ben's or Auntie Anne Hathaway's? Other discussion topics may include: - What are minor celebrities like Patrick J. Wilson and Thomas Jefferson up to these days? - The midwest and its boundless love affair with dough - An episode made entirely in the dark. Not that that really means anything to you. - The necessity/joy of blaming huge...

It's almost Thanksgiving, and we're thankful for hot takes, St. Martin's Hole, and French words to describe quintessentially American concepts. Other discussion topics may include: - National Gingerbread Cookie Day...for whatever reason - How often should one wash, trash, and/or apologize for one's pillow? - A John Lennon tribute and a Goldie Hawn brief mention - So much gastric ph...

It's time for our annual 24-hour Extra Life fundraiser, and you know what that means... Alice, Doug, Josh, Gennie (and assorted comrades) stay up for an entire day playing video games to support Riley Hospital for Children in Indianapolis. Yeah, we do this every year, it's pretty self-explanatory. Donate and/or join us... https://unfinisheddynamos.com/ Other discussion topics may include: - Animal...

It's Alice's birthday this Friday! But we're NOT making a big deal out of it! I mean, we could make a BIT of a big deal out of it, gawd, is that too much to ask?!?! Other discussion topics may include: - Several questionable impressions, none more disturbing than an unfortunate Nicolas Cage - Tracking other people's menstrual cycles (as a positive) - A gluten-packed attempt at secu...

IT'S HALLOWEEN! *bloodcurdling scream* *evil laugh* and that means we dig up the corpse of freshly fapped Poe-boy, Kevin Roach, to delight us with spoopy puns and regale us with anecdotes about his own frightful podcast! Get your episodes of The Ghostlight Experience wherever podcasts are sold***. https://www.listennotes.com/podcasts/the-ghostlight-experience-kevin-roach-n7JjgV4t-A0/ Other dis...

Did you ever think watching some actors recite Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" on a dark, windy boat ride would scare you out of your living wits? Well, it could. I mean, it's designed to. Other discussion topics may include: - An Introduction to Earl the Adventure Chicken - How to (sort of) brilliantly (sort of) avoid copyright infringement - The depressing side of instant pudding...

Our King of the Food Court, Andy Jones, is turning the Big 6-0 today! Wouldn't it have been cool if we had planned it better so that his 60th would land on our 160th episode? Well, anyway... Other discussion topics may include: - What do certain hotel elevators and all outhouses have in common? - Shocking stockings - The alluring, law-breaking beauty of giraffe feces - Pedal-powered female dev...

October 10th is World Mental Health Day, so let's take a journey down the rabbit hole of Doug's kindergarten trauma... That actually sounds like a pretty cool virtual reality game. Other discussion topics may include: - The adorableness of triceracowphins - 3D puzzles, virtual golf, and metaphorical lockers - A solid 20 minutes on birthday boy Mario Lopez - The unbelievable inconvenience o...

Oh the things you learn on It Went Terribly. Like how hardass pop-rock musician Ben Folds might be the Robert Todd Lincoln of his day? And if you don't know what that means, what are you even doing here? Other discussion topics may include: - Tom Cruise height without Tom Cruise talent - Porn vs. Gardening - Was Alan Thicke a better sitcom dad or real-life dad? - Taking back "Karen"/...

Cheers to 3 Years of living, laughing, and loving with Going Terribly! Wait, what? No puns on private dicks, or bangers and mash, or Chris Ben Wa balls? No? Okay, just checking. And some dude named Jeremy Brailsford comes on the show :D Other discussion topics may include: - How to get a free chicken sandwich for only $62 - Beautiful women who slurp their way through doors - Do you smell what the...

Alice and Doug discuss the revolutionizing of TV -- from Adam West's holy Batman (or is it Joker?), to Megan Mullaly's mellifluous Karen on Will & Grace , to of course, Jack Black and Jimmy Fallon's shot-for-shot remake of Extreme's "More Than Words" music video, which let's be honest, is NSFW. Other discussion topics may include: - An examination of britches, kni...

Do you ever forget what day it is? Or what month it is? Or just have general problems with the space-time continuum? Well, make sure you check those coupon expiration dates. And stick around to the very end for another Classic Alice Bonehead Moment LIVE! Other discussion topics may include: - Observing the musical genius of Simon & Garfunkel, Ricky Martin, and Shared Dementia - Deceivingly nam...

This episode is full of lies. Damned and otherwise. Other discussion topics may include: - Fans vs. Listeners vs. Detractors: What does this podcast have the most of? - John Kerry's dirty little (probably entirely fabricated) secrets - Exactly how dangerous were the Berenstain Bears, and can you invite them into your Detroit home? - Actors who look like presidents' sons - A quick, yet comp...