Going Terribly

Alice is about to leave town for a bit. But the episode won't stop, because of magic. While she's still here, she and Doug discuss compulsions. They also discuss eating worms and making love to a potato's eye. These are not some of the compulsions. But they could be. Elsewhere, Alice offers a disappointing Momofukuing story and Doug once again tries to be Steve Harvey. Other discussion...

Alice and Doug are different people now. They yard saled away (yard saled away) and will gladly take your trash for the right price. Join them as they celebrate hidden treasures and completely amateur burger grillers in this fresh-as-a-daisy, banana pepisode! Other discussion topics may include: - The very popular, very necessary 4-to-1 bird to baby ratio - Astronaut ice cream soil - Spicy dragon...

It's Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month, and this episode is bursting with an incidentally Asian-themed It Went Terribly. Plus Alice and Doug discuss times they've had to call 911 (U.S. only). And just who in the heck was this Leviticus dude?? Other discussion topics may include: - Are Mr. Rogers and Aaron Neville kind of the same person? - Some creepy old fellas' unfortunate desire...

Alice has BIG NEWS. Doug has BIG NOODS. Praise Cheeses, hallowed be Thy name. Other discussion topics may include: - The right and wrong way to make a chicken apple pie - Houses with legs: What could they mean? - A recap of recent foot long foods - God's disappointment in particular vegan products - Nearly as much useful information as an average packet of noodles

To what extent do you dry off after a shower? Where do you get dressed? Will you step aside when you reach a certain age? And where dat pre-buttcrack at? All these important questions and more will be broached, discussed, and destroyed in this very inquisitive episode of Going Terribly. Other discussion topics may include: - What do John Cena and Reba McEntire have in common? - The 19-year anniver...

You know what sucks? Taxes. Even worse? The obfuscating way taxes have to be calculated. Even worse? The rigmarole surrounding how to actually make the payment straight to the IRS without buying $200's worth of supposedly free tax prep software! Happy Day After Tax Day, y'all. Hope you remitted your payments in time! Other discussion topics may include: - Is Ringo Starr currently the secon...

Going Terribly is a podcast that aims to provide weekly comfort to our listeners in the form of silly laughs, day-to-day nothings, obscure information, and poop jokes. Unfortunately, last year, we had a guest on our podcast who now faces some serious accusations of inappropriate behavior from a number of victims. It is our opinion that this particular episode has not aged well and has the possibil...

How many times can Alice be incorrect in this episode? The answer may astound you. Other discussion topics may include: - An introduction Mr. and the whole Magoo family - The military's obsession with f bombs in their acronyms - Acclaimed British actor Daniel Craig's daughter - How to start a proper Crispix Bonanza - Information on the long-forgotten Knuckle Frappuccino Cappuccino

Hey, so have you all, like, heard of this guy, Joe Maldonado, who was in charge of, like a park for exotic animals, but then killed a bunch of horses to feed his tigers, and then he got caught trying to, like, kill his rival, who may or may not have killed her first husband decades ago? Catch all the hottest news here on It Went Terribly! Other discussion topics may include: - How to get your new...

Easter is coming early this year. Get your eggs and your eclipse glasses cuz the future is nigh(t)... Other discussion topics may include: - Rippin' burlap, dropping jet fuel, and other anal logic - Complicated churro relationships - Officially welcoming Christ back to the cream - How to go from not knowing a thing about business humanities to teaching a class on it in six short hours - New Yu...

Doug and Alice are in da house with special guest, the Artist Formerly Known as The Notorious R.E.D. Gennie Adams. It's a St. Patrick's Day celebration! A couple days late, but games still needed playing and poor Irish accents needed to be heard. Hear Gennie regale the audience with the tale of how Alice and Doug played passive matchmakers, culminating in Gennie's upcoming nuptials. Du...

GRWU as we flex our conversational skillz with such topics as the Communist Revolution (ick), Gen Z slang (bussin'!), and why cumin is the most underrated spice (no cap). Other discussion topics may include: - When the heck are Katie Holmes and Pacey (or even Dawson!) gonna get back together? - A celebration of forgotten doo wop group "The Ho Tones" and their variety of leaders - Bol...

Is today a great day or a terrible day? Alice and Doug make their respective cases, and they'll let you decide. It really comes down to beach house sex vs. revolutionary massacres. Other discussion topics may include: - Chex: Underrated treat or complete waste of time? - Sex-crazed faeries and White House raccoons - How to clone old summer camp friends using just an old envelope - A very topic...

It's a Great Day for Semi-Recent Semi-Decent Words for Duds with Gross ASMR! Other discussion topics may include: - Pimple popping videos (which you will absolutely, without question, never see here) - Cute little vertigo puppies - Be careful about touching anything a 60-year old man in a kilt has just touched - Who is the best person to leave a nuclear warhead to in your will? - Beyonsleigh

We're one-hundred-seventy-seven episodes in. When are we gonna get some dang celebrities up in this bish? No offense to anyone who's ever been on...we love you!!! Other discussion topics may include: - It's everyone's birthday today. Maybe even yours! - Stephen Marbury vs. Any U.S. President: Who Was the Better American? - High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Actress:...

Congratulations to newly affianced, long-time guests, Gennie Adams & Josh Weiland! Say YOU DO to their engagement, Valentine's Day, and Josh's birthday with obscure and disturbing wedding traditions, obscure and disturbing sexual positions, and obscure and disturbing quirks of language. I mean, come on, French, what gives? Other discussion topics may include: - A visit to a Mumbai Wris...

***Our sincerest apologies for an insensitive joke made about a celebrity whose death was announced today. We recorded the episode prior to this news, and we are embarrassed to have made light while the celebrity and their family were going through physical and emotional turmoil. We wish solace to them.*** It's time for It Went Terribly, and it just gets terribler every time! How terribly can...

Her childhood beginnings have caught up with Alice's present in the cutest way. Meanwhile, Doug has a new obsession with executing corpses. Together, they recently visited St. Louis (and St. Charles!), Missouri, where they encountered cartwheels, grilled pineapple, and possibly the greatest public restroom of all time. Other discussion topics may include: - How much ad libbing can you do while...

It's Doug's birthday! There are gifts, goodies, and even a little Tiffani Thiessen for good measure. Other discussion topics may include: - How to throw children the good way - Nomar Garciaparra: Bostonian Home Run Home Wrecker - Pooed, gooed, and sewed shirts - A very brief aside about John Hancock, because history is kind of important, too - Ultimate Chicken Horse

Alice has a huge confession to make. Doug has some assorted fruit and/or savory (not) cookies to pitch. And they're both just hoping to not get Benned over. Other discussion topics may include: - A slew of amazing entrepreneury ideas you can feel free to steal - Mac and cheese socks - The original French hustlers - Willy nilly Jabberwockies - How do they find the perfect frozen lakes to build...

Alice finally gets her comeuppance for that communal work refrigerator gaffe, and Doug...gets a yellow Starburst??!?! GROSS! OH THE HUMANITY! Other discussion topics may include: - American First Lady Voodoo Dolls - Home security, by means of putrid eggs - The unspoken benefits of cheese, including not making you poop as much - Good Pizza, Great Pizza, Salmonella Pizza - A day-late celebration of...

Candi and Jason Vincent join Doug and Alice once again for some New Year's festivities. They talk about balls, both dropped and otherwise. As well as planes that everyone darn well hopes don't drop. Other discussion topics may include: - Boob gardens and kumquatades - Have you ever given someone an organ for Valentine's Day?* - Entirely understandable plagues sent to Texas - The Great...

Alice and Doug welcome brand new guests Brian Boitano* and Jenna Jameson** into the studio for a single day belated Christmas edition of Going Terribly! Nude modeling is discussed, so divert the ears of little elves. Games are played, but obviously they don't let Rudolph join in. Balls are devoured, but that's something else entirely. Other discussion topics may include: - What do some cel...

Have yourself a good, old-fashioned Multicultural Date Night™ by sampling dragon fruit, marinating pig ears, and steeping blank white printer paper in herbal jelly tea to make old-timey-looking love letters. Other discussion topics may include: - How to cut yourself on jelly - Anti-anxiety cat medications and anti-sincerity standing ovations - The unforgivable sin of talking over a concert - Virtu...

Going Terribly brings you an all new, irresistible, irrepressible olfactory experience: Decay NY. It's gonna be a thing. Other discussion topics may include: - How would you like to rub pea all over you? - The complete lack of Family Matters in a particular Christmas movie - If they figured out the technical end of things, wouldn't you want a chicken strip house? - Cologna and cheese sandw...