Going Terribly

Did the pied piper murder a bunch of children? Have you ever rubbed emu parts on yourself? And just what *did* Daniel Radcliffe do to that horse? Find these answers and more in this highly educational episode. Other discussion topics may include: - The disappearance of Amelia Earhart and Jim Liverballs - Sinning in the Rain - The dichotomy of watching Olympic gold medalists while absolutely pulver...

Years in the making, it's the 200th episode of Going Terribly! For the first time ever, Alice and Doug are joined by special guest Laura D'Alto! The trio then spend the next hour and a half mostly discussing poop. Listen, what else do you want? Along the way, Laura does class it up with talk of K-pop concerts, World War II musicals, and an obvious love for her job and her family. But when...

Want to please your man? Write him a lovely haiku, And spit on that thang. This week Alice and Doug welcome acclaimed poet/umpire/pirate/babe sketcher Nick "Frick" Wentzel. Games are played. Games that, someday, could just supplant baseball as America's past time. Time will tell. Other discussion topics may include: - What is your lick potential? - How to be judge, jury, and executio...

Wasn't there something we were supposed to talk about this week? I can't remember... Other discussion topics may include: - GAME OF CONES V: Indiana Cones and the Swirl of Density - Gulf War cannibalism...technically - Music that makes you want to go home - Why your 4-year old is dumber than some birds - Celebrating the emus who sacrifice their lives so you can soothe your bug bites

There's allegedly time travel. There's supposedly quality poetry. There's definitely ball sweat scented things. But what's most important is THERE ARE STILL NO FRIGGIN BIRDS!!! Other discussion topics may include: - A celebration of crime murder game persons - Who needs zippers when you can just sew everything shut? - Hot take: Virginia Vietnamese food just isn't as good as Ind...

We celebrate a very special birthday today! And goats! And God. And Lake Bell, who honestly should be the voice of God. Other discussion topics may include: - Elusive noodles (wink) - Music that jams, rocks, slaps, and is, most assuredly, bussin' - Peach passes (wink wink) - Louisiana social workers and the stars who loved them - Sexy baby voices (...wink?)

Alice and Doug are gearing up for next month's annual ice cream crawl while lamenting their failure to bring other unholy food events to fruition (YET). There's also an impromptu and accidentally cruel game of 20 Questions. Other discussion topics may include: - A satisfying drip - The unfortunate discovery that both George Michael AND George Orwell are dead - Introducing a young child to...

Boy, does Alice have a tale for you. Travel, mystery, sex, and, for whatever reason, an iPhone 7. Everything you could want from a modern thriller. Well, except the iPhone 7. Meanwhile, Doug can draw Barney Rubble. You'll have to take his word for it. Other discussion topics may include: - How can you tell if you're in your own Fight Club scenario? - Is art magic?* - Some really clever jok...

Alice is still mysteriously coming atcha from afar through the radio airwaves, and Doug is thinking of joining a pasta cult. But oh wait, maybe he already has.... Other discussion topics may include: - Virginia adventures, featuring both reefer and bird poop madness - 30-year old mattresses - Waiting for technology to catch up so society can finally enjoy singing billboards - Chasing delicious, de...

Was Maya Angelou married to Daniel Tosh? Was the Notorious B.I.G. a big Billy Idol fan? Is a kiwi just a flying kangaroo? It really went terribly this week. Other discussion topics may include: - Opossums of all sort: Epiphany, Insurrection, and, of course, Awesome - How to (not?) use a corn cob as toilet paper - An introduction to biblical rapper Lil' Viticus - Crash Test Moose - Is removing...

Naz Reid. Other discussion topics may include: - The epic (and exhausting) adventures of Sir Yawn-a-Lot - Midnight ice cream bans - All the incredible benefits of having your Business Insider - Gluttonous Mermaids - The most accurate Bluey impression you'll ever hear

Alice is about to leave town for a bit. But the episode won't stop, because of magic. While she's still here, she and Doug discuss compulsions. They also discuss eating worms and making love to a potato's eye. These are not some of the compulsions. But they could be. Elsewhere, Alice offers a disappointing Momofukuing story and Doug once again tries to be Steve Harvey. Other discussion...

Alice and Doug are different people now. They yard saled away (yard saled away) and will gladly take your trash for the right price. Join them as they celebrate hidden treasures and completely amateur burger grillers in this fresh-as-a-daisy, banana pepisode! Other discussion topics may include: - The very popular, very necessary 4-to-1 bird to baby ratio - Astronaut ice cream soil - Spicy dragon...

It's Asian Pacific Islander Heritage Month, and this episode is bursting with an incidentally Asian-themed It Went Terribly. Plus Alice and Doug discuss times they've had to call 911 (U.S. only). And just who in the heck was this Leviticus dude?? Other discussion topics may include: - Are Mr. Rogers and Aaron Neville kind of the same person? - Some creepy old fellas' unfortunate desire...

Alice has BIG NEWS. Doug has BIG NOODS. Praise Cheeses, hallowed be Thy name. Other discussion topics may include: - The right and wrong way to make a chicken apple pie - Houses with legs: What could they mean? - A recap of recent foot long foods - God's disappointment in particular vegan products - Nearly as much useful information as an average packet of noodles

To what extent do you dry off after a shower? Where do you get dressed? Will you step aside when you reach a certain age? And where dat pre-buttcrack at? All these important questions and more will be broached, discussed, and destroyed in this very inquisitive episode of Going Terribly. Other discussion topics may include: - What do John Cena and Reba McEntire have in common? - The 19-year anniver...

You know what sucks? Taxes. Even worse? The obfuscating way taxes have to be calculated. Even worse? The rigmarole surrounding how to actually make the payment straight to the IRS without buying $200's worth of supposedly free tax prep software! Happy Day After Tax Day, y'all. Hope you remitted your payments in time! Other discussion topics may include: - Is Ringo Starr currently the secon...

Going Terribly is a podcast that aims to provide weekly comfort to our listeners in the form of silly laughs, day-to-day nothings, obscure information, and poop jokes. Unfortunately, last year, we had a guest on our podcast who now faces some serious accusations of inappropriate behavior from a number of victims. It is our opinion that this particular episode has not aged well and has the possibil...

How many times can Alice be incorrect in this episode? The answer may astound you. Other discussion topics may include: - An introduction Mr. and the whole Magoo family - The military's obsession with f bombs in their acronyms - Acclaimed British actor Daniel Craig's daughter - How to start a proper Crispix Bonanza - Information on the long-forgotten Knuckle Frappuccino Cappuccino

Hey, so have you all, like, heard of this guy, Joe Maldonado, who was in charge of, like a park for exotic animals, but then killed a bunch of horses to feed his tigers, and then he got caught trying to, like, kill his rival, who may or may not have killed her first husband decades ago? Catch all the hottest news here on It Went Terribly! Other discussion topics may include: - How to get your new...

Easter is coming early this year. Get your eggs and your eclipse glasses cuz the future is nigh(t)... Other discussion topics may include: - Rippin' burlap, dropping jet fuel, and other anal logic - Complicated churro relationships - Officially welcoming Christ back to the cream - How to go from not knowing a thing about business humanities to teaching a class on it in six short hours - New Yu...

Doug and Alice are in da house with special guest, the Artist Formerly Known as The Notorious R.E.D. Gennie Adams. It's a St. Patrick's Day celebration! A couple days late, but games still needed playing and poor Irish accents needed to be heard. Hear Gennie regale the audience with the tale of how Alice and Doug played passive matchmakers, culminating in Gennie's upcoming nuptials. Du...

GRWU as we flex our conversational skillz with such topics as the Communist Revolution (ick), Gen Z slang (bussin'!), and why cumin is the most underrated spice (no cap). Other discussion topics may include: - When the heck are Katie Holmes and Pacey (or even Dawson!) gonna get back together? - A celebration of forgotten doo wop group "The Ho Tones" and their variety of leaders - Bol...

Is today a great day or a terrible day? Alice and Doug make their respective cases, and they'll let you decide. It really comes down to beach house sex vs. revolutionary massacres. Other discussion topics may include: - Chex: Underrated treat or complete waste of time? - Sex-crazed faeries and White House raccoons - How to clone old summer camp friends using just an old envelope - A very topic...

It's a Great Day for Semi-Recent Semi-Decent Words for Duds with Gross ASMR! Other discussion topics may include: - Pimple popping videos (which you will absolutely, without question, never see here) - Cute little vertigo puppies - Be careful about touching anything a 60-year old man in a kilt has just touched - Who is the best person to leave a nuclear warhead to in your will? - Beyonsleigh