God's Answering Machine

Comedy EN ↓ 19 episodes

What happens when three delusional idiots decide to take up a free internship and listen to all your voice messages in the name of God? You get this podcast – a complete waste of your time. Well, let’s not pretend your time is worth that much anyway. Sit back and take notes while they ponder life’s most important topics. 100% interesting! 100% mindblowing! I’m telling you! All the topics. Every single one. No topic is too ridiculous. Sure, they may not have divine wisdom but... Actually, that’s it, just but.

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Episodes

The Guest 29.09.2024 1:02:07

SEASON FINALE! God’s interns welcome their first guest, Prakhar applies for a new job, Alex deals with a bodily problem, Floris contemplates impregnating a queen and our guest learns the true value of eggs.

The Shittiest Episode 22.09.2024 44:56

The interns deep dive into the dark complexities of the human existence, exploring the messy reality of life, all while unloading the mysteries of what truly connects us as living beings.

Religion 2.0 15.09.2024 1:08:15

GAM tackles the age old issue with religions: they are not FUN enough..

Animals 08.09.2024 44:17

OFFICIALLY PETA CERTIFIED PODCAST ©

The Dumpster 01.09.2024 46:24

A curated collection of unhinged derailments. Alex loved editing these.

Our Apologies to Floris 28.07.2024 43:29

Japan 21.07.2024 43:27

Floris and Alex embarrass the nation of Japan. Babies are crying. Prakhar is shocked. フロリスとアレックスは日本国民を当惑させた。赤ちゃんは泣き、プラカールはショックを受ける Furorisu to Arekkusu wa nihonkokumin o tōwaku sa seta. Akachan wa naki, purakāru wa shokku o ukeru

Dictators 14.07.2024 32:53

Men who look good in uniform!

You're Fired! 07.07.2024 40:37

My boss is a clown, I didn't know!!!

Baby Boners 29.06.2024 33:10

Can boners get babies? The interns are back for Season 2 and asking, no, wait, BEGGING to be cancelled! Will the first episode be the last of the season?

From Thailand with Love 28.10.2023 48:28

SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!! Who dunnit... is it the Russian Spy, with the pigeon in in the townhall...? --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

Clone Wars 22.10.2023 43:51

'I AM THE ORIGINAL, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!' --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

The Fight 15.10.2023 39:24

What do turtles and vegetables have in common? What can be used to cut things, is round and dulls over time? End up in fight, this is what NOT to do! --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

India 08.10.2023 45:28

Should you trust a good samaritan with a screwdriver? Ever fancied working in a circus? How do you pick up girls in Bhutan (the country, not the gas) --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

Potato 01.10.2023 37:39

PO-TA-TO! What would you rather do besides sex? --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

Dates & Kopkaas 24.09.2023 38:46

How do you get out of an underage date? How do you use ‘kopkaas’ for your own good? Hear all about it in this episode! --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

Time Travel & Acid 17.09.2023 35:53

Where would you go if you could time travel? How do you poo in the dark? What does Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia mean? Find out in the this episode. --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

The Poop Knife 11.09.2023 37:17

Is there such a thing as free chicken? Are superpowers overrated? Ever taken a dump so big it needs to be sliced? God’s Answering Machine has all the answers. --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it here

God's Answering Machine Teaser 18.08.2023 0:48

Dive into the depths of absurdity as three self-proclaimed interns take on the divine duty of answering God's voicemail messages – because why not, right? Our teaser offers a taste of the upcoming podcast that promises to waste your time in the most spectacular fashion. Sit tight, chuckle, and prepare for a rollercoaster of ludicrous conversations!