God's Answering Machine

SEASON FINALE! God’s interns welcome their first guest, Prakhar applies for a new job, Alex deals with a bodily problem, Floris contemplates impregnating a queen and our guest learns the true value of eggs.

The interns deep dive into the dark complexities of the human existence, exploring the messy reality of life, all while unloading the mysteries of what truly connects us as living beings.

GAM tackles the age old issue with religions: they are not FUN enough..

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A curated collection of unhinged derailments. Alex loved editing these.

Floris and Alex embarrass the nation of Japan. Babies are crying. Prakhar is shocked. フロリスとアレックスは日本国民を当惑させた。赤ちゃんは泣き、プラカールはショックを受ける Furorisu to Arekkusu wa nihonkokumin o tōwaku sa seta. Akachan wa naki, purakāru wa shokku o ukeru

Men who look good in uniform!

My boss is a clown, I didn't know!!!

Can boners get babies? The interns are back for Season 2 and asking, no, wait, BEGGING to be cancelled! Will the first episode be the last of the season?

SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!! Who dunnit... is it the Russian Spy, with the pigeon in in the townhall...? --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

'I AM THE ORIGINAL, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET!' --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

What do turtles and vegetables have in common? What can be used to cut things, is round and dulls over time? End up in fight, this is what NOT to do! --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

Should you trust a good samaritan with a screwdriver? Ever fancied working in a circus? How do you pick up girls in Bhutan (the country, not the gas) --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

PO-TA-TO! What would you rather do besides sex? --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

How do you get out of an underage date? How do you use ‘kopkaas’ for your own good? Hear all about it in this episode! --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

Where would you go if you could time travel? How do you poo in the dark? What does Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia mean? Find out in the this episode. --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it ⁠here⁠

Is there such a thing as free chicken? Are superpowers overrated? Ever taken a dump so big it needs to be sliced? God’s Answering Machine has all the answers. --------------- Have a message for God? Leave it here

Dive into the depths of absurdity as three self-proclaimed interns take on the divine duty of answering God's voicemail messages – because why not, right? Our teaser offers a taste of the upcoming podcast that promises to waste your time in the most spectacular fashion. Sit tight, chuckle, and prepare for a rollercoaster of ludicrous conversations!