Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

Guess who's back? Back again...no it's not slim shady, it's Hannah and Charlie, sorry to disappoint. This episode we’re joined by special guest and general nerd-stuff youtuber HeyAmyJane! We’re discussing Ron’s incredible character development, how Hagrid was clearly sacrificing students each year, how the flying car is the goodest of all bois, and Percy wanking in cupboards. We also discover that...

HOWDY! Welcome to our first THEMED episode! To apologise to the 58% of our listeners that are American, this episode we're making a totally awesome tribute to the U-S-of-A. We're drinking Jack Daniels, eating American sweets and....well, that's it. We tried okay! We also have a super special announcement that we'll be appearing at this years Draigcon! More info in the episode or at the link below....

Welcome back Wizards! This week Charlie and Hannah are drinking a super secret surprise alcohol that involves a spoon, sugar, and a lighter. It's bohemian, okay. We're discussing chapters 11&12 of COS and how Hermione casually abandons her family, how Ernie Macmillian cares more about being right than about his friend potentially dying (relatable), Harry's moral compass being based on whether...

Join us for this weeks episode where we're back and discussing chapters 9-10 of Chamber Of Secrets. So settle down with a brew and listen to us waffle on about how prophercies work, how Ron is like the Word paperclip of Wizardry, how Quidditch is bullshit and how Dumbledore should join Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy!  www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twit...

Trigger Warning - Domestic Violence - 53-55mins.  Charlie and Hannah are back at it again for an episode that swings wildly between serious discussions of the racist implications of the word 'mudblood' and whether all the Basilisk ever wanted was a friend to chat to. All this is stirred up with Hannah's excited theory on the vanishing cabinet, Hogwarts being a shit school (what's new) and how...

We're back to complete the episode with special guest Neil and this time we finally get to focus on Gildery Lockhart. The Man. The Myth. The radio DJ? Also featuring a rant about whether anyone really eats kippers for breakfast and a hopefully somewhat intelligent dicussion on JK Rowling coding of the British class systems. Grab some alcohol and join in as we hopefully get a bit less screamy about...

We're back with our very first guest episode! Today's episode feature's Hannah's boyfriend Neil and a lot of ranting about Norfolk and the geography of the UK, dicussing chondoms aka chicken condoms, and teaching Hannah what filibuster means with dubious knowledge learnt exclusively from the hit show Parks and Recreation - we also at some point discuss Harry Potter. So grab a glass, a map of Engla...

Your favourite drunken-British-Harry-Potter podcast co-hosts are back - and this week they've been poisoned. Poisoned by Ouzo. We have our first ever producer level patreon Sandra to 'thank' for this who kindly chose Absinthe as our drink this week, which after we couldn't find easily because #BritishProblems, we chose Ouzo as the next closest thing. Never drink Ouzo. At some point between force f...

Welcome back for a very exciting episode - we can't believe we've gotten this far - we're onto book two!!! This episode we're discussing the first two chapters of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, talking about JK's weird thing of demonising ugly people, Harry rating people on whether he wants to fuck them, and Dobby's schlong!  www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwi...

Surprise! We have yet another bonus episode for you, you lucky things! Inspired by the amazing podcast Fanatical Fics (which if you haven't listened to, what are you doing here listening to us, GO LISTEN TO THEM!) we're reading Charlie's old fanfiction that she wrote when she was 13/14 years old. It's truly terrible and hopefully hysterical - we thought so anyway. If you want to hear more of this...

Welcome to episode 10 (omg) of Goblet of Wine! And now we've finished the first book it's time for the first of our film episodes! In another (this time unplanned) format switch-up, it's the first episode where we aren't drunk. Nope, we're hungover. We *may* have accidentally got too drunk the night before whilst watching the film and had to go to bed early. Oops. But we wanted to get this recorde...

Another episode of Goblet of Wine and it's time for the final chapters of Philosopher's Stone! Hasn't time flown! To celebrate Hannah persuades Charlie to do a shot which obvious means chaos ensues, we discuss how Harry is a messy bitch who lives for the drama (we relate) and Charlie gets extremely excited over a show called Trapdoor which, as it's a pop-culture reference, Hannah has no idea about...

Welcome back Wizards! And a happy New Year. We're kicking off the first episode of 2019 by talking about chapters 14 and 15 of Philosopher's Stone (merlins beard we've almost finished book 1!). In these chapters much dragon related hijinx unfolds, resulting in the oh-so-innapropriate but oh-so-Hogwarts punishment of a lovely walk through the forbidden forest, with added dead animals and evil Wizar...

If one festive episode wasn't enough for you, we've brought you a second one! This time with even more drunken merriment (seriously, we're smashed in this) and we're doing everyone's favourite Christmas activity - a quiz! But a Harry Potter festive one. It decends into complete chaos with Neil being verbally roasted at every possible moment, Charlie doing spectacularly badly at the quiz and Hannah...

Merry Christmas wonderful listeners! In todays special Christmas episode we get very festive with some eggnog flavoured cream (or mothers milk as we prefer it to be known) and a bucket of mulled wine. We're unwrapping our Christmas gifts to each other (whilst trying to make that exciting for an audio medium) and chatting about our festive Harry Potter memories. We get a LOT more drunk than we inte...

Today’s episode we’re starting to get festive recording in our Weasley jumpers and chatting through the first Christmas at Hogwarts for Harry. We’re drinking beer and Malibu and coke and debating how many students are REALLY at Hogwarts and whether Ron or Hermione could pass a Bechdel style test for not talking about Harry. Nope. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine  &n...

SURPRISE! It’s a bonus ep! In today's episode we're taking a break from our regularly scheduled content to talk about Crimes of Grindelwald...or as it perhaps should be known, Crimes Against A Franchise. We're joined by two cats as we sit down with a glass (or two) to discuss the latest addition to the Fantastic Beasts trilo...no sorry, *pentalogy, and our many, many Feelings. Warning: there will...

In this episode we’re drinking ‘red white and berry vodka’ and chatting about being bossy before #girlboss, Ron being underrated, and Hermione being a twisted fire starter. We also want to say a massive thank you to everyone that’s listened so far! www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www...

Welcome to episode 5 of goblet of wine, a drunken Harry Potter podcast. This episode we’re drinking a mysterious Polish booze that boasts of being ‘matured at sea in oak cherry casks’, whatever that means, and Hannah does a spectacular job of keeping the podcast together whilst blind. Don’t forget to follow us on Twitter & Instagram for behind the scenes drunken antics and check out our Patreo...

In this weeks episode you get to find out which Hogwarts houses's we belong to as we discuss chapters 6 and 7 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. Don't forget to tweet us your guesses at @GobletOfWinePod. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodcast

In this episode we get VERY drunk and discuss chapters 4&5 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. We observe how Hagrid's job is clearly bullsh*t, debate Obscurus's (Obscuri?), and how Draco is a little sh... www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/gobletofwinepodcast www.facebook.com/gobletofwinepodc...

In this weeks episode you’ll listen to us drunkenly discuss chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. We talk about escaping otters and whether wizards are basically white walkers. Don't forget to tweet us your guesses of who started crying halfway through. www.gobletofwine.co.uk   patreon.com/gobletofwine    Twitter.com/gobletofwinepod    Instagram.com/go...

*Improved audio starts with book 3* Welcome to the first episode of Goblet Of Wine, a podcast in which two lifelong Harry Potter fans re-read their favourite childhood book with added alcohol and cynicism. In this first episode we discuss chapters 1 & 2 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, drink some flavoured vodka of ambiguous European origin, and introduce ourselves. www.gobletofwin...