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Have you ever heard a strange noise in the night, looked out of your window, and seen a creature you can't explain? Then welcome to the club. This week on GOATS we're discussing the greatest cryptid (aka unproven animal) of all time. We're talking mysterious apes, unseen sea creatures and half-human hybrids. But which is the scariest, sneakiest and fastest on its hind legs? Listen to this episode...

Guess who's back? Back again? This week is a big one! After our short break we’re back with a bang as we try to crown the greatest rapper of all time. The three of us are self confessed huge hip hop heads, so this is going to be tough. We are going to have to finely examine: flow, technique, rhyme pattern and most importantly… having sick bars.  We even have a special guest appearance from th...

We, humans, are an ambitious bunch. From crossing rivers, reaching the heavens… or even just cooking bread twice, we dare to dream big. But what is humanity's greatest achievement?   Taming fire? Giant anime tits?  Or maybe it’s just a humble podcast? You know how to find out… Listen to the season finale of the greatest podcast of all time! Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Insta...

Plz send this podcasts 2 10 of ur mates or u will die. If u do send, u will have unlimited good luck! This week on GOATS we're discussing one of the greatest and potentially strangest internet phenomenon - creepypasta. These online campfire horror stories have gripped millions and tricked even more, but which is best? Well, you'll have to say GOATS three times in the mirror to find out (or just li...

As the greatest band in the world once said "we all just want to be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars." This week we are going to be crowning the greatest rockstar of all time. Being a rockstar isn't all about slick riffs on electric guitars or  signing the most powerful lyrics. To be a rockstar you need a lot more than that. We're talking biting the heads off live bats...

"Vinny Vs Seb FIGHT!!!!!" If there's one thing that can unite a nation it's a good fighting game! Whether they're blaming it for the last high-profile gun crime or insisting it's the reason our generation can't get a job, fighting games are always in the news. But which fighting game is best? Is it the one that can bring together sweaty nerds from around the globe? Or perhaps the one that's been e...

“Bong! Bong! Bong!” This week on GOATS we’re answering your burning questions! What’s the GOAT fruit? What’s the best mode of holiday transport? What did you buy Vinny as his special birthday present? You know how to find out… Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @the_goats_pod YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCeoxhJgTaEIt5nstJfang7w TikTok: tiktok.com/@thegoatspod Email: thegoatspod@gmail...

“Woah dude, that was totally awesome!” Whether they are jumping out of burning buildings, doing backflips off moving cars or being hit in the nuts by an angry bull. CGI is great but nothing beats a real-life stunt. Stunt performers play a huge part in making awesome movies and tv shows. Whether it’s getting the perfect short for an incredible action movie or doing a fire-breathing backflip just fo...

Derrrr Dun… Derrrr Dun… Derrrr Dun… RAWWWWWWWWKKKKKKK Fuck yeah, GOAT GANG it’s movie monster week!!! We did want to pay to make our GOAT picks fight it out in a huge CGI battle of the ages… but the budget wouldn’t allow it.  So instead you’ll have to listen to three mates nerd out about big scary TV terrors!!! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!! Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram:...

“Sweeeeeet Caroline, DO DO DO”  We’ve been avoiding the topic for 13 weeks, but the time has now finally arrived to discuss a topic very close to our hearts, football. Is Pep Guardiola really a bald fraud? Was football really better back in the day? And how many times can Michael avoid saying XG? We’re about to find out. So tie your boots up, use jumpers for goals posts, and don’t forget to w...

This week on GOATS we've got a meaty subject to discuss. So prepare for some pretty penetrating questions and to hear us as we really open up. We've even got OnlyFans star Ami Maya in to lend a helping hand...  That's right, we're discussing the GOAT pornstar! Is it just about what you're willing to do for glory? Is it about causing the biggest splash? Or is it just a numbers game? Find out o...

“Ding ding ding. Seconds out. Round 1” What's the most exciting thing in the world? That’s right two people kicking lumps out of each other. For centuries people have pondered such important questions as: Who would win a fight? Who’s Dad is the hardest? And who gives the best BJJ? In this episode, we are going to be stepping into the ring and into the world of violence to crown the greatest fighte...

Who wants a big ol' handful of pick n mix? Just make sure the bloke from Woolworths doesn't spot you, or you'll end up down the slammer.  To celebrate our 10th episode, we're doing another GOAT Grab Bag!! That's 3 topics for the price of one.  What's the greatest hip-hop sample? Which celebrity gave the best (or worst) apology? What's the creepiest mandella effect?  Well, we gave yo...

If there's one thing that unites our great nation it's our willingness to forgive anyone as long as they're charismatic and have a great comeback story... This week on GOATS we're trying to find the greatest comeback of all time whether it's Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey Jr or Kim Kardashian... we'll find them and chuck a big ol' comeback crown on their perfect celebrity bonce. JFB D...

Sometimes it's on purpose or often by accident but some things are just destined to go viral. It might be 15 minutes of fame or memed for years to come, but what makes a great viral sensation? Impact, longevity or downright cringe? That's what we are going to find out as we crown the greatest viral sensation of all time.  So join us down the rabbit hole of education videos on cannabis, 200kg...

“Wanna see a magic trick?” This week we are going to be crowning the greatest magician of all time. It’s a world full of mystery and we need answers. Is the magic circle a cult? Are wizards also magicians? How mind-blowing were the tricks Michael performed on holiday in Cornwall?  To find out we delve deep into the world of sorcery, illusions, and magic wands shaped like sex toys. All on this...

Can you smell burnt toast? You might be having a stroke, or you could just be at Marcus Rojo's gaff. This week on GOATS we dig deeper into our emotions than we've ever dug before as we hunt down the greatest invention of all time. Is it the wheel? Is it the pill? Or is it something you might not expect? Find out on this week's episode of the greatest podcast of all time! Patreon: patreon.com/thego...

This week we have a very special episode! Welcome to the first 'GOATS Grab Bag'. Think of it like a pick-a-mix or a selection box of treats. We are going to be breaking down three mini subjects and crowning them as Pygmy GOATS. Get it? Coz they're small.  We take on intergalactic trade agreements and wanking off horses, with the GOAT shit movie. Plus spooky ghost stories and sucking yourself...

Fuck the NHS, fuck teachers, and especially fuck dentists!  Do you know who really makes the world go round?  Good, honest, charge you a bit too much, Painter and Decorators.  Without them, we'd not have a mildly the wrong colour ceiling over our heads, or an ill-fitting kitchen work surface from which to nourish our families.  But who did it best? Was it Michaelangelo or a blo...

Video games have been blamed for everything from mass shootings to lowering your sperm count and getting kids into gambling But out of all that great stuff, which does it best?  This week Michael and Vinny are convincing Seb to pick their choice for the Greatest Video Game of All Time. Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @the_goats_pod YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCeoxhJgTaEIt5ns...

As a great philosopher once said - "You can either die a hero or live long enough to get labeled a Granny Shagger" This week on GOATS Michael and Vinny are trying to convince Seb that they've found the greatest disgraced celebrity of all time. Prepare to drink a cocktail of OJ and tiger blood, as we delve deep into the world of famous fuck-ups and career nosedives in episode two of the greatest po...

This week, in the first episode of GOATS, Seb and Vinny go head to head, trying to convince Michael that they've found the greatest conspiracy theory of all time.  Get ready to learn about gaybombs, gay frogs, and guilt-tripping Beatles in the first-ever episode of The GOATS Podcast. Follow us on Instagram:  The_Goats_Pod Email your suggestions: thegoatspod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See...