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This week we are exploring deep into the world of art, painting, sculptures... the classic stuff. But what is Art?  Art means different things to different people. For some true art refers to the classics, Van Gogh, Da Vinci and Michelangelo. For others, it might be splatter art, messy beds and cans of soup. For Michael, he would prefer to just c*ck slap a canvas.  So join us as we crown...

This week we are going to be showing some appreciation to all the women out there, that’s right it’s ladies' night… or rather ladies' week! We are going to be crowning the goat female footballer.  After the horrors of the football team episode… we were surprised Seb agreed to this but due to his vast wealth of knowledge about the ladies' game, he agreed.   So join us as we dive...

'Wax on, wax off' 'Feel the force, but don't force it'...Fictional Mentors always have something to say. From Gandalf, to Yoda, to Albert Einstein, imaginary figures have often given us more helpful advice than the real people who raised us. Just like parents eventually you have to pick a favourite and that's our task this week, to pick The Greatest Fictional Mentor, on this The Greatest Podcast o...

A great man once said 'the king who kills the jester is not a king but a tyrant'. Although on second thoughts that man might have been Jordan Peterson so we should probably cut that. Since the first caveman told a story of his 'glorious hunt', there was another caveman doing an impression, and making the first guy look like an enormous... From that day on songwriters, filmmakers, and playwrights h...

Are you ready? That’s right... It’s time to bring sexy back! This week on GOATs we are joined once again by Ami Maya for some more naughty conversation! This time around, we’ve got not one topic to discuss but three for our first-ever 'Sexy Grab Bag'. We’re going to be discussing the GOAT Sexual Fetish, Sex Toy and Sex Scene.  So if you want to know more about our thoughts on rubber fists, wh...

Nothing keeps people up at night like trying to solve the unsolvable. Whether it's a murder with no murderer or a missing person who left without a trace, people are obsessed with cold cases. This week we take two of the biggest unsolved cases of all time to try and find the GOAT. But which will win? And more importantly who stole Michael's missing Nintendo cartridge? You'll have to listen to find...

Why do we like to be frightened? Why do we like to be scared? Why do we like to feel uncomfortable?.... Fuck knows, but let's chat Horror Movies anyway! This week on GOATS we're discussing 'The Greatest Horror Movie of All Time', with a very special guest - Suruthi Bala (from the hit true-crime podcast RedHanded). We aim to find out which, of the thousands of horror flicks in existence, is the bes...

What is love? Is there a God? Is Gandalf a magician? These Big Questions have haunted us since the dawn of time. In truth, we can't hope to answer them, at least not truly. However, we can crown a GOAT. Join us this week, on a surprisingly sobering episode of The Greatest Podcast of All Time, to discuss the Greatest Big Question... REMEMBER YOU CAN WATCH THIS FULL EPISODE (mostly) UNEDITED ON YOUT...

Animation has been around for centuries, and let's be honest we’ve all tried it. Drawing stupid pictures moving through your school books is how all teenagers spend their school years… right? Well regardless animation has provided entertainment for all types of people, whether you're into anime or Disney, chances are there’s an animated show for you.  But which is the best? Which show has the...

It turns out there are few things more British than risking life and limb for the sake of a poorly planned spectator sport. Whether it's a chasing a giant wheel of cheese, ironing atop a mountain, or clambering through a stagnant lake, it's just a jolly good time! But which sport it is the most ridiculous? Well you know the drill by now.. you'll have to listen to find out! REMEMBER YOU CAN WATCH T...

Welcome back Goat Gang! It’s been a while but we’re finally back from our break and we have an almighty episode to come back to.  This week we are delving into the history books and crowning the Greatest God of All Time. We’re travelling back through ancient mythology to find out which god had the most rocking abs, best powers, and ate the most wives.  Along with the start of season 3, w...

Merry Christmas GOAT gang! It's that time of the year again and Christmas is synonymous with three things: food, drink and… films. This week we are going down the rabbit hole of Christmas movies and believe it or not it’s very contentious. You’ve got your classics like Home Alone and the Grinch, but what about films like Harry Potter or Star Wars? Can these even be considered Christmas films? Well...

They say 'the Age of Empires is over', but I'm pretty sure a new one came out last year so what do they know? This week is The Greatest Empire! Obviously as Brits the answer seems obvious, but what is there was another empire that did it better? Maybe an empire more developed? A leader more humble? Or a nation mildly less hated on the global stage? There's only one way to find out... GOATS! Patreo...

Mistakes, we've all made them... We personally regret not do something more financially lucrative, like making a D&D podcast or selling crack. But as is life. This week three bold adventures try to nail down the greatest mistake of all time! Giving the World Cup to Qatar? Allowing Putin to become crazed with power? Or eating an egg and prawn bhuna the night before a colonoscopy? Who knows? Wel...

Have you ever wondered, what’s the greatest robbery of all time? The Great Train Robbery, Hatton Garden Heist and Nedved stealing the Balon d'Or from Henry are all great candidates... but are they the goat?  Before a goat can be crowned the details of the heist need to be established, How much will be stolen? What’s the motivation? And will crazy points return for the quiz?  Whoever can...

‘The Hand of God’, ‘The Goal of the Century’ and ‘The Bite’ are all written in the annals of history. Not because they changed the world but because they united it, in a collective moment of ‘holy fuck, did I really just watch one grown man bite another in front of an audience of billions?’.  Every world cup has special moments on and off the pitch, but which is best? Hopefully the one that i...

As all true GOATS fans will know, all the way back in episode 3 we crowned the GOAT video game as of course..... Call of Duty. Now we've hit episode 31 and its time to crown the GOAT video game console. Call of Duty don't make a console so we will have to explore other options. Luckily there are many to choose from. You've got your classic consoles such as the NES and Sega Megadrive, more modern s...

There are many things that have shaped the world through the years. The shifting of tectonic plates, darkness rising in Mordor and of course political assassinations. This week we are going to be doing our best Agent 47 impressions and trying to crown the GOAT Political Assassination. There is much mystery surrounding assassinations and we have many questions that need answers: Who is the man...

What if I told you, history didn’t happen in the way you think it did? What if I told you everything you know about the past is wrong? Sounds crazy, does it? Well, that’s what we’re getting into this week. We’re going to be diving into everything alternative history. Were the pyramids built by aliens? What if the earth is actually flat? Or are we all just living in the matrix? To find out all the...

It’s spooky season!!  For the first ever GOATs spooktacular we are going to be crowing the greatest spooky/scary story of all time.  We are plunging into darkness with gruesome tales from beyond the grave. Spooky stories that will make you shiver in your boots, and some quite strange games from Seb that will probably make you think, "what on earth has this got to do with Halloween?". For...

"Drugs are bad m'kay” Or are they? What about paracetamol, antibiotics or vaccines? Drugs have done a lot for this world. Not only influencing music, art and history as a whole. But also helping us make dank memes, 420 blaze it yo!  But among all the drugs to have ever existed which ones stand out at the goats? Which drug if any can actually be crowned the greatest of all time? Well to find o...

"You what mate?" "Do you want some do ya?" "Say that again I dare ya!" This week we are taking a leaf out of the book of Danny Dyer: We're talking hardmen. It's a long-pondered question and one we have asked ourselves many times. Who is the hardest of them all? Who could take out a buffalo with one punch, survive a poisoning or have the balls to drive around in a red Picasso?  To find out all...

Another one! That’s right we are back for the 'GOAT Grab Bag' trilogy...  Join us for Return of the Grab Bag where we discuss: The Greatest Beatle. The Greatest Pet Peeve. And the Greatest Foreign Film. So if you like annoying bugs from countries that aren’t the UK, you're gunna love this... Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @the_goats_pod YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCeoxhJgT...

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the evilest of them all?  The joker? Moriarty? Death Vader? How bout noooo!  This week we're plunging into the realms of darkness to place a crown of thorns on the head of greatest fictional villain of all time. Which of them is the most powerful, most cunning and most evil?  Join us to find out on this weeks episode of the Greatest Podcast of...

Ever since man first climbed down from the trees one question has sat on our lips: "who has the best expected goals per 90?" This week on the greatest podcast of all time we're discussing the greatest athletes of all time. Maybe they ran the furthest, maybe they jumped the highest, or maybe they too so many EPOs that their blood turned to jelly and they could cycle at the speed of light. Who knows...