GOATS

Another mega episode where we three hotly debate the very best that TV has to offer. This time, both contestants take it extremely seriously so you'll wanna give it a listen. Side note: This will probably be the last episode for a while and the last to go up on your podcast listening platform of choice (Spotify, Apple etc..) as we've really run out of steam. But that's not necessarily the end of G...

The most popular sport in the world, the beautiful game... Football. It's finally here, and us three have been craving this very topic since the very first episode. Now of course, Vinny and Mork both agree that Leo Messi is the GOAT so to stop it being an easy victory for whoever picks the little magician, we've made a gentlemen's agreement to not pick either him or Cristiano Ronaldo. This is the...

LET'S GET READY TO RESCUE!!!!!!! This week on GOATS it's the greatest rescue of all time. From saving the the 3-points in front of a crowd of millions, or saving a couple of kids a cave, there's been some amazing rescues. Which is best? You know the drill! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Science is good, right… right? Well this week we are going to be discussing all the bad, twisted and horrible things that science has caused. We will also be answering all the important questions like, which was the worst Nazi science experiment, what’s the worse drug ever created and does the Moon… have a dark side? To find all this out and more, make sure you listen to this weeks episode of GOAT...

Hip Hop has a rich and storied history going all the way back to the Jazz scene of early 20th century New Orleans all the way to those trap hi-hats every producer insists on abusing nowadays. Now as we know in the realm of music, it's sort of impossible to actually judge what is best in an objective light. That's why today we're throwing caution to the wind and getting to the bottom of who the gre...

It's a tough ask to write something funny here, the Paralympics are sick and so are the two athletes we spoke about. Just have a listen and feel inspired! Or perhaps a bit disappointed you haven't done more with your life? She's blind and she can swim faster than you and she has a law degree, what have you got? Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @the_goats_pod YouTube: youtube.com/cha...

There's nearly nothing better than hearing about a sequel to a great movie. There's nearly nothing more disappointing than it being a stinker. Get ready to feel those crushing moments all over again as the boys try to figure out what is the worst sequel to a movie ever! Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @the_goats_pod YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCeoxhJgTaEIt5nstJfang7w Hosted on Ac...

That's right, your eyes do not deceive you... THE TIME HAS COME!!!! Of all the questions, of all the quests this week we tackle the biggest and most enduring off all! What are the top four Shrek movies ever made? Obviously to answer such a delicate question we needed expert help for possibly the foremost Shrek historian Ami Maya. So join us as we peel back the layers on the worlds most beloved fil...

What do Pikachu, Sonic and Meg Griffin all have in common? No they are not all beloved by Chris Chan. They are in fact all animated. And this week we are going to be diving further into the world of animation not to discuss the shows, but to find out which is the greatest animated character of all time. Which characters have the greatest story arcs, the greatest character development or the hottes...

Nuclear Fission, antibiotics, the female orgasm... the human race has made some unbelievable scientific discoveries during our short time in existence, but which is the greatest? Which has had the biggest impact on our very existence? Tune in this week for a high-brow look at the world of science and where it's taken the human race, on this: THE GREATEST PODCAST ON EARTH. Patreon: patreon.com/theg...

Sports are loved all over the world by literally billions of people. And within sports there are some big, big moments. Usian Bolts world records, the fisrt four minute mile or Luke the nuke reaching the darts final. Sports is filled with incredible, shocking and emotionally charged moments. But which is the best? Which leaves the jaws on the floor? And more importantly, which moment doesnt involv...

What's better than one WOAT? Three of the fuckers!!!! This week on GOATS (aka the greatest podcast on earth) your three hapless heroes discuss the worst music has to offer. So strap in for languishing lyrics, lacklustre live performances, and nightmare number 1's. Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @the_goats_pod YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCeoxhJgTaEIt5nstJfang7w TikTok: tiktok.com...

What is art? What is an art movement? These are very good questions. Will they get answered on todays episode? Probably not. But we will be talking about giant wooden cocks, Nazi Germany and toilets shapped like eggs. And maybe with a bit of art chat sprinkled in. But one things for certain, a speach about XG from Mork certainly isnt art. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

“This is one small step for goat, one giant leap for goat kind” This week we are talking about the greatest explorers of all time. We’re going to be swinging machetes through jungles, sailing the seven seas and maybe even shooting for the stars. And we will also be praying Seb has picked an actual explorer and not Indiana jones. To join us for all that and much more make sure you listen to this we...

Turning a couple of grubby root vegetables, the carcass of an animal, and a few nice smelling leaves into the a meal fit for a king is probably the closest we've come to witchcraft. But who does is best? And more importantly who does the most shouting and has the biggest drug problem? Find out this week as we crown the Greatest Chef of All Time, on GOATS! Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Insta...

AND WE'RE BACK!!!!!!! After almost a month off air we're back in action as the greatest podcast on earth. This week discussing a contentious topic: what makes a bad movie remake? Or more importantly what makes a movie, a remake? Prepare for a surprisingly heated debate about a fairly innocuous question, on the first episode of season five of GOATS. Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @...

If you hadn't noticed it's Christmas Day. A day to settle down in front of the fire with a warm drink and your new slipper socks, to listen to the interesting and informative opinions of your family. NOT THOSE TWATS! Us! Your podcast family. Your three weird uncles, the GOATS. So sit back, relax, and listen to us discuss the WORST Christmas Movie of all time. Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast I...

When it comes to dealing with emotionally charged and difficult conversations who better than the podcast that brought you 'what, the boy in strip pyjamas'? This week on GOATS we're putting on our (relatively) serious faces, as we discuss Albert Fish and Jeffery Dahmer, two of the most genuinely awful people you've ever had the displeasure of knowing about. Prepare yourselves for some pretty grues...

Dictators are all pretty great. Squashing uprisings, torturing journalists, and sponsoring podcasts to give them favourable coverage, there's nothing they can do wrong. But which is did it best? Join us this week as we discuss 'The Greatest Dictator of All Time' on this... GOATS! Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodcast Instagram: @the_goats_pod YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCeoxhJgTaEIt5nstJfang7w Ti...

What's better than this? Just three white guys talking movies. Where else on the internet could find a show like that? This week our terrible trio discuss what makes a great director? Consistency, vision, or making a movie where Megan Fox gets hit on by an overgrown underage turtle? You know the drill, listen to this THE GREATEST PODCAST ON THE FUCKING PLANET to find out. Patreon: patreon.com/theg...

What is in an 'internet personality'? What makes them the greatest? What makes this episode different from GOAT Internet Sensation and GOAT Meme? Find out as we do in this particularly chaotic episode of the greatest podcast ever conceived - GOATS. This week Vinny & Mork are competing to prove they've found 'the greatest internet personality of all time'. Nothing is certain, nothing is off lim...

Disk Jockeys, Record Riders, Beast Bestriders - All names for the same iconic job. From slaying the decks in front of a crown of thousands, to pressing shuffle on your Spotify recommends, the art of playing the right song and the right moment is undisputed. But who does it best? Take a trip with us as we discuss the great slick scratching slayers the world has to offer, on the this - The Greatest...

Covered in sweat and plastered in spandex, taking on two men at the same time in a New York back alley, superheroes have become a staple part of fiction over the last century. But which caped crusader is best? Batman, Wonder Woman, Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet?!?! Well, it's impossible to decide so we've come back with one of our notoriously quick 'top 3' episodes. Prepare for plenty of debate,...

Philosophy - it's thinking about stuff, init? Or does it go deeper than that? All of human history is filled with great thinkers and brilliant minds, but which one was best? Which gave out the best advice, had the best philosphy to live by or had the best quotes. Well thats what Seb and Vinny's task is this week. To present their pick for the greatest philosopher of all time. And of course no epis...

UFOs, flying saucers, extra-terrestrials...Aliens. One of life's greatest mysteries is "Are we alone in the universe?". Both answers to that are terrifying in their own right but there are some out there who know "for a fact" that we are not and they can prove it. That's why this Halloween we're looking at the greatest of these alien encounters. Were they experimented on? Did they get a probe shov...