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The humble guitar has been a mainstay in popular music for the past few decades. To some, it's the instrument of the people, whilst to others it's a bodaciously radical hunk of wood. To us, we see the guitar comes in all sorts of shapes and sounds and with it the guitarist. That's why this week we won't just be looking to find the single greatest guitarist of all time - but the top three! So strap...

Yep, you read that title correctly... this week is a bit of a morbid one. With all of the horrible natural disaster that have occurred throughout history, from floods to famines and everything in-between, which is the worst? Join us this week for our most insensitive episode yet as we way up the pros and cons of two of history's biggest natural disasters. That's right, we're really doing it. Patre...

We've grown tired of celebrating the best of the best here at GOATS HQ and are looking to show some love to the absolute worst the film industry has thrown at us. That's why we'll be looking to crown the biggest stinker of a director of all time here today. Will they be judged by their actions on the silver screen or by the real world actions *cough* Roman Polanski *cough*. It's time to find out w...

Good morning Meme Lords! Your eyes do not deceive you, we're back... with a bang ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Obviously with such a prestigious episode it was only right that we tackle a deeply complex and controversial issue. So tip your hats to the nearest m'lady, polish your rarest Pepe, and double down on your favourite stonk - it's time to crown the greatest meme of all time. Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodc...

What's more pure than two oiled-up blokes in spandex double 619ing another guy in front of a crowd of drunk dads? Nothing! This week we're discussing the greatest professional wrestler of ALL TIME. From the greatest special moves to the most incredible outfits, which of these modern-day gladiators holds the GOAT belt? Well, one thing's for sure... It's probably not Chris Benoit... Patreon: patreon...

So my best mate's brother right? He once told me about this board game which makes you go blind every time someone gets a red card in Portsmouth vs Blackburn! Mental... If you haven't managed to read the title then you'll be shocked to find out this week we have the return of the the 'grab bag'. In other words we're coving a bunch of smaller topics that wouldn't work for a full episode but are sti...

What can we say about Latin America other than it's HUGE. Spanning all the way from the bottom of Argentina to arguably some southern parts of the US there is a hell of a lot of people who reside in those parts. So trying to think of who could take the throne as the greatest Latin American musician is a BIG ask. That's why we've called upon the help of the wonderfully talented Chilean musician, Pa...

Austria: Home of strange wildlife, large open expanses of arid desert, and bizarre cultural differences. If you didn't know any better you'd think it was the other side of the world. Oh hang on... shit. Right well, clearly, there's been a mixup but luckily we have Austrian Comedian Alice Frick to help us sort this out! Welcome to the hunt for the greatest Austrian of all time! Everything Alice: Bo...

Suh my dudes, everyone knows that when god created Adam he used one of Adam's ribs to create Eve, but did you know that he used another one to create a sick deck on which Adam could shred savage rails and injure himself? However whilst Adam may have been the first skater, he wasn't the GOAT. But who was? Hawk, T-rod, Poochie? Welcome the most bodacious and downright radical episode of GOATS yet, o...

Reality TV, some people love it, some people hate it. We… are in between. There are some shows we loath and some that we absolutely love. Which is why this week we decided to crown the GOAT reality TV show. We’ve got to decide on what makes a great show; is it the fights, the screaming or the friends everyone makes along the way? What’s more entertaining, watching a man headbutt a wall and knock h...

Welcome traveller, you have awoken in a world of complete mystery, and as always it’s up to you to save the day. How you proceed on this journey is entirely up to you. Let your adventure begin!  And that’s how pretty much every RPG (Role Playing Game) starts. Which is the topic of discussion this week. We love RGPs, letting you be the main character and craft a story in any way you see fit, l...

Great Battles litter human history. Waterloo, Stalingrad, Istambul '05... These great conflicts have shaped the very foundations of the world we live in. But which glorified human tragedy has had the biggest impact? Which has shaken the most lives? You know the drill... It's time for us to have a battle of our own, on this, the greatest podcast of all time: GOATS! Patreon: patreon.com/thegoatspodc...

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma comediannn. It's been well-established that the three of us on The GOATS Podcast are very funny. So we thought it was about time for us to crown the funniest person of all time. And despite being very funny ourselves we've roped in some help. Returning to the podcast for a third time, it's a hat trick, professional comedian and friend of the show, Ami Maya! Ami is...

This week on GOATS we've got a bit of a sad one, but it's a subject close to our hearts - The Greatest Anime Betrayal of All Time... *AIR HORN* YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BROOOOOO That's right, it's pranking time, from a gentle joshing to an absolute razz-fest, everyone loves a good prank. But which is best? Scary clown prank in the hood? Stealing people's wallets social experiment? Or perhaps something...

Everybody was'a Kung-Fu fighting! Dinni Ninni ni ni ne ne niiiiiiiiiiiiiii (Would that still be ok in the current climate?) From crouching tigers to hidden dragons there's one thing that unites humanity as a species: Watching amazingly choreographed low budget fight scenes where to highly trained athletes kick the shit out of each other, or maybe its just one athlete but he kicks a dog so hard it...

In a world where success is everything, what about those who fail, choke, and absolutely bottle it? This week we’re going to be crowing the greatest bottle job of all time. The best examples of bottle jobs always come in sports, throwing away the championship, losing to a lesser team, or just being Spurs every year. But what about outside of sports, has there ever been a major political choke or a...

Science bitch!! We are three pretty smart dudes... So this week we are taking on a smart dude topic, science. E=MC2, the big bang, and people turning themselves into pickles, we are going over the classics. But with all the major advancements in science to benefit humanity, who had the bigger impact? Which scientist provided more for the human race? The guy who invented gravity or the guy who goes...

Alright bus wankers! Check this out, my grandpa's about to turn himself into a pickle.. seriously this shit is about to go off. This week we're discussing the greatest sitcom ever made. What is it? Well, you'll have to listen to the episode you cheeky little fuckers. All we can say for now is that this episode is a certified hood classic and anyone who doesn't listen to it immediately will probabl...

In honour of this week's episode we decided to record this episode in the hull of a sinking ship, hence it starts to sound so echoey and shit towards the end… No but seriously we had some technical issues recording in person, stick with us it’ll be better again next week. As one of man’s greatest inventions, boats have helped us conquer the world, and by conquer we mean trawl every last fish out o...

The idea that any single album can be crowned better than any other might be considered genuinely offensive in some circles. Luckily such circles are far too high-brow to accepts plebs like us, so we're in the clear. This week we're discussing the 'Greatest Album of All Time'. What makes an album great? Who know... but some savage bops probably help. So going us yet again on the Greatest Podcast o...

They might be nothing more than bunch of tax-grabbing glorified beno frauds, but if the Royals can provide us with something it's questionable relationships with children and war lords. This week we're diving deep into the dodgy dealings and depravity that have taken place at the hands of The Royal Family, from mistresses to murders and everything in between. So join us as we celebrate the coronat...

Hey guys, we've got some bad news! Due to political issues in our home country, we've had to flee to the nearby country of Liberia. Unfortunately, the hard drive containing this week's episode 'The Greatest Con' and 5 million dollars worth of Bitcoin was seized by customs and cannot be released unless we pay a holding fee of $1000. If you would like to listen to this week's episode and take a 50%...

That's right GOAT Gang, we've hit the unbelievable milestone of FIFTY episodes, and to celebrate we've hit peak comedy! To celebrate the fiftieth episode of discussing the GOATS on GOATS, we'll be discussing the GOAT Goat and why they're the goatiest of all the Goats. So join us (and returning special guest Charlie Sloth) for GOATS 50 - The Greatest Goat - AKA 'Goatception'. Patreon: patreon.com/t...

We all know that video games cause real life violence, but are they interesting in any other way? This week we discuss the the most iconic rumours, myths, and legends in the world of video games! Is it possible to find Bigfoot in GTA? Can you play as Old Man Link in Ocarina of Time? Is there a secret level where you can pash out with Cream in Sonic Advance 2? Join us along with our special guest a...

From belting out 'Someone Like You' to 20,000 thousand people in a muddy field to standing on a rocking and telling twelve of your best mates that God's your dad, humans love a performance. But what's the greatest live performance of all time? And more importantly, does Seb believe in chem-trails? Well, stick around to find out, because things are about to get graphic, holo-graphic, on this... The...