Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you)

We learn: Once you know an author is racist, it’s all you think about while you read this crap. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

I can’t believe that I’m going to say a sword and sorcery book is boring. But I am. Because it is. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-weird-tales-of-conan-the-barbarian-robert-e-howard/11824944?ean=9780486794884 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

We learn: Its just more whimsey. What did you expect? It was written for kids. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

The only thing to be learned in these chapters is: Whimsy . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

We learn: Never trust a flesh God . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

If you see your friends severed arm in the woods, don’t make it into a door knocker. At some point you have to take responsibility for your decisions. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: h...

No romance section in the master bedroom for you this time- this is a kids book. Instead, I take you to the 'snuggle closet'. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/winnie-the-pooh-classic-gift-edition-a-a-milne/12085852?ean=9780525555315 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/...

Where I can finally read about a REALISTIC sexy party. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/the-assistant Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com/leaves-of-glen/ for show info. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

I'm done. This will teach me to never stray from the source material: 1983's 'Mickey's Christmas Carol' . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com/leaves-of-glen/ for show info. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their...

We learn: I still hate rich kids The ghost of Christmas Future was just a prank by the other ghosts This book could have ended by now, but we gotta learn more about Tiny Tim. Ugh. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com/leaves-of-glen/ for s...

We learn: Charles Dickens had a rough childhood Dickens must have written with a thesaurus next to him to increase that word count My kid shows up to the sex room again . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com/leaves-of-glen/ for show info. S...

We learn: Varicose veins in someone’s legs can look like they’re ‘winking’ at you I’ve just started burping while I read words. It’s a new low. My wife says Dicken’s books are so long because he’s being paid by the word. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://...

I figured I should read this at some point in my life. It's pretty much what you think it would be. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-christmas-carol-with-original-illustrations-in-full-color-charles-dickens/15055535?ean=9781936830886 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.p...

We learn: That apparently people who are into Anime LOVE legs I was upbeat about finishing the story, until I had to keep reading it I vow to never read a sci-fi book from the 60s ever again. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Learn m...

We learn: My 'fun fact' really killed the vibe of the episode This story is sapping the life out of me, I can't even get horny anymore I'm desperate to read Winnie the Poo now. Ugh. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Learn more about...

We learn: I Go off on a long rant about Twitter Desperate to finish this turd, I read 3 chapters Longest episode ever. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Learn more about the show here: https://www.nuzzlehouse.com/leaves-of-glen/ Supp...

We learn: I really can't stand this book I got to tell a Charles DICKens joke thanks to grunge.com This book just keeps creating new sci-fi words and names. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 Learn more about the show here: https://ww...

We learn: I REALLY hate reading this book I never get used to ridiculous 1960s sci-fi names Both daughter and wife INTERRUPT ME . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Glen Reads Got...

We learn: I almost forgot to talk about seeing a satanic Do-wop band last week. E. Nesbit kinda sucked I don’t like Jerry Seinfeld . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/e-nesbit-john-charringtons-wedding.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.c...

We learn: Apparently all the ‘fun facts’ can be found in the Wikipedia page My daughter is a better host than me My kid will bust in while I’m in my master bedroom to show off her crochet hat . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/public-domain-texts/ambrose-bierce-the-spook-house.html . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you)...

We learn: I’m married! Just like the people in this story. My 26 year old cat is dying. So that puts a damper on things. This story doesn’t really have a ‘specter bride’ like it promised. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.steve-calvert.co.uk/online-text-spectre-bride-william-harrison-ainsworth/ . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

We learn: Thanks to the Canadian Spirit Podcast (@spirit_canadian on twitter) we learned what “Gentlehomo—” means "Gentle Homo sapiens " I have a cat that kills mice, but I won’t touch him. He’s gross This is the second book in my ‘career’ that I’ve considered dropping before I finish it. Thank GOD FOR OCTOBER SCARY STORIES MONTH . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=...

Episode Notes We learn: Apparently “Gentlehomo—” is a term that was made up for this book I start playing old commercials from the ‘80s because I’ve run out of ideas Apparently “Gentlehomo—” wasn’t supposed to be hilarious . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91...

Episode Notes We learn: Kids always get in the way Sci-Fi novels always have the worst names Gertie decides to turn my smoking room into a sewing room . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=judgement+on+janus&i=stripbooks&crid=3UB8DIN91FSBQ&sprefix=judgement+on+janus%2Cstripbooks%2C91&ref=nb_sb_noss_1 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info....

Episode Notes We learn: The author is a horrible pedophile who ruined the lives of the kids he abducted. So I’m giving up on this book. My girlfriend gave me permission to officially drop this book The fairies had a orgy… that’s in the book. A book for kids. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show...