Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you)

We learn: I have to keep making the longest episodes in the world to get through this book The mice in my basement are eating the peanut butter without getting caught in the traps Poor people feed off the misery of the rich Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+V...

We learn: If someone’s sibling dies and you have the same name- you’re IN We’re 100 pages in and the story is kinda getting started The Twins won against stupid Texas! Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+...

We learn: Rich people used to lay down traps for the poor The mice in my house have begun negotiations Make the rich kids work for YOU Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&...

We learn: Rich kids are the worst It’s fall, and the mice are back I don’t trust this “Granny Bee” Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Seventh-Virgin-Victoria-Holt/dp/0385006098/ref=sr_1_1?crid=39QY8HRHDDDMQ&keywords=The+Legend+of+the+Seventh+Virgin&qid=1695607300&sprefix=the+legend+of+the+seventh+virgin%2Caps%2C97&sr=8-1 Visit: https://linktr...

We learn: This is like reading an episode of Friends I learned the phrase “throwing soft-boiled eggs at an electric fan” For some reason there is a bunch of egg references in this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/carry-on-jeeves-warbler-classics-annotated-edition-g-k-chesterton/19970747?ean=9781959891406 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic H...

We learn: I don’t know how this book works anymore Were the weasels tall, or weasel sized? My basement has gnats now. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leav...

We learn: Popularity in this world is based on how many bird-friends you have The author wouldn’t stop writing about the sea This toad is seriously 6 feet tall Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their t...

We learn: Animals have their own gods Toad is still an idiot Apparently toad is at least 5 feet tall and can wear a human woman's clothes? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips....

We learn: This author is just another monster writing children’s literature Leave it to grunge.com to tell me just how horrible this author is Badger is in the mob Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to the...

We learn: This author was a jerk to his kid- because he based Toad on him. Mole is some unicorn that every other animal is after. If you can’t afford a little vest, you become a slave in this world. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-wind-in-the-willows-the-original-1908-edition/18894925?ean=9781645941606 Visit: https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Hor...

We learn: No one is concerned that Hero has married a spaz that will probably flip out again. Anti-Stratfordians are morons In the end- I guess this is a story about family? . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-gle...

We learn: The dad asks the audience for a knife so he can kill himself Apparently, when someone passes out, it’s normal to ask “oh, are you passing out?” I have an above ground pool now. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/...

We learn: Everyone is an idiot don’t take the part where you can ruin a woman’s life seriously enough to question the bastard Being a cop has always been awesome . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

We learn: Claudio is a spaz, Don John basically wants people dead and people are tricked into liking each other. Great. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

We learn: If a child-servant wants to get married to a woman he’s barely spoken to, men fall all over themselves to make that happen. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/1118 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

We learn: You can be a sensi-poo piss-baby and still be respected by alpha males? . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/69688 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/leaves-of-glen

We learn: Nick might be gay? But still doesn't stop him from being a huge jerk. There’s a huge review of this book at the end. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to...

We learn: You got a dead Gatsby, and a fussed Nick who pretends he didn’t like him anyway. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip j...

We learn: Have you ever got stuck at a couple’s house while they argue? Did you like it? Then you will LOVE this. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by cont...

We learn: Daisy is a turd, Tom is a turd, Gatsby is a turd so I guess we like Nick? This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: htt...

We learn: This author makes up words that are probably anti-semitic. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinec...

We learn: That this book is anti-semetic. Surprise, surprise. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com...

We learn: The chapter actually ends with the protagonist saying he’s the most moral person ever. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you) by contributing to their...

We learn: When it came to physical abuse in the 20s, the only concern anyone had when a man hit a woman is that they have to call it a night. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 . Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Read...

Reading a book recommended to me 2 years ago by https://verisimilitudino.us/@baki We learn: Its basically the first season of Vanderpump Rules. This was a book recommended by my friend- go check him out: verisimilitudino.us Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-great-gatsby-f-scott-fitzgerald/18533627?ean=9780743273565 Visit https://linktr.ee/nuzzlehouse Support Glen Reads...