Glen Reads Gothic Horror (to you)

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. Everything is racist all the time The lost boys apparently need 7 doors for their house. Because they’re morons I’m thinking about inception-ing my commercials with a 3rd layer of ads The author is a pedo . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9...

Episode Notes We learn: That you can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end. I had to work fast- the bachelorette is on Tinkerbell actually wants to kill Wendy Everyone flying is a dick . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributi...

Episode Notes We learn: I went back to the mansion Nothing STILL makes any sense If a fairy pees in your hand… you can use it. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes We learn: Learn more about how to fight against the Supreme Court's decision by visiting https://www.podvoices.help/get-help I went back to the cabin for the 4th holiday Nothing STILL makes any sense The author added pixie dust to keep kids from killing themselves . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzl...

Episode Notes We learn: Nothing makes sense in this chapter This author might actually NOT be a dick Disney was a dick, and his company didn’t get better until 2008 . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/peter-pan-9781840227895/9781840227895 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuz...

Episode Notes We learn: Lama’s CAN be racist Snipers can be anywhere at any time Sometimes you just gotta go where the waters take you . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/funnystories/comments/sv8zbd/the_preposterously_unlikely_plight_of_lucious_the/ . . You can find out more about spookybookiwrite: https://www.reddit.com/user/spookybookiwrite/ https://twitter.com/scarybookiw...

Episode Notes The final chapter was only TWO PAGES . . We learn: Two pages can STILL count as a chapter Most authors are racist, apparently I’m running out of bits for dorglass.com . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pine...

Episode Notes Who says you can't have your story arc at the second to last chapter of a book. . . We learn: East coast people can't handle a tornado My Dad was wrong about J.D. Salinger They didn't make the secret sensor open the painting in the most obvious spot . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com fo...

Episode Notes A whole chapter dedicated to a woman trying to prove that she's not just 'having a bad dream' when being almost murdered. . . We learn: I'm sick of the mansion 'bit' so I go for a cabin theme There are flies on the 'forest track' I got for free My oldest brought home a vest made of white animal tails . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/...

Episode Notes It's the '70s. If a woman has something to say they're 'hysterical' and probably get slapped. . . We learn: That Bram Stoker was a Q-anon weirdo That having 5 cats is too many Snooping is worse than torturing people . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House...

Episode Notes Where we learn that a man can 'be known' for 'appreciating women' and you can commission a portrait of someone without their consent. . . We learn: I've got gas I once watched a movie about sex where everyone wore puppet heads A woman can use her sexuality to sell horses. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit htt...

Episode Notes Where my daughter interrupts AGAIN- and nearly nothing happens in the story. . . We learn: Italy was FINE. My daughter learns the horrible secret about 'New York Times best selling authors" The French are the worst. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House...

Episode Notes They FINALLY take a tour of the torture chamber and a woman may, or may not, have consented to the hosts kink. Plus both my kids interrupt again. . . We learn: That my kids don't know how to run an oven. Some book reviews can be so short- they can't even qualify as a "New York Times Best Selling Author" Never sleep over at someones house when they have a kink they want to force on yo...

Episode Notes We witness the 'help' having secret sex nights. Plus my daughter makes another appearance in the MIDDLE of my SHOW to talk about what she's reading. . . We learn: My daughter is a turd People actually get dressed up just to see a torture chamber I'm going to Italy and I'm never coming back . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/04510665...

Episode Notes I read the first two chapters of a gothic horror which is all about a woman getting hit on by some guy she met at horse camp. We learn: You can make up anything about an author if there's no information on them Moving furniture really sucks I'm NOT talking about my cats. . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.amazon.com/Castle-Terror-Caroline-Farr/dp/0451066537 . . . Visit http...

Episode Notes We learn: I'm going to Italy and still don't have much to say about it. It's impossible to get 'fun facts' about authors lately. something . . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/syty7g/the_dinner_guest/ . . Learn more about the author and their work here: Website: https://verastahl.com/ Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Verastahl/ Amazon: https://ww...

Episode Notes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 \ . Watch some of Drac's movies! https://www.amazon.com/s?k=drac+von+stoller&i=instant-video . Read the Salon article: https://www.salon.com/2014/08/17/portrait_of_a_self_published_author_drac_von_stollers_invisible_literary_empire/ . And keep up with what he's up to: https...

Episode Notes We learn: I have nothing intelligent to add when it comes to Russia’s war with Ukraine If the author decides to sue me for reading this public story, I’m going to send a strongly worded email. The parakeet has got to go. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.tiffanyreisz.com/tying-the-knot . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to the...

Episode Notes We learn: The author won’t give out his name I haven’t seen this guys face in 20 years He threw big words at me like a JERK . Go on, read it for yourself: https://verisimilitudino.us/piggly_wiggly.php . Learn more: Website: https://verisimilitudino.us . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nu...

Episode Notes We learn: Tom Holland is America’s favorite British actor Mysterious, living authors are making my show intro awkward If I could go back in the past and tell my younger self that I put more vents in my basement, it would just piss me off . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/soro9l/anything_i_want_i_can_pull_from_a_hole_in_the/ And read more of thei...

Episode Notes We learn: The only things going on in my life lately are NONE of your BUSINESS Besides that, my life is really, really boring lately I have to resort to stories about my dog because I literally have nothing else to say . Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.reddit.com/r/scarystories/comments/slukmk/misunderstanding/ . Check out ‘ Haven Creek: and Other Horror Tales’ by Evelyn Mic...

Episode Notes We learn: I got the booster shot, and I’m waiting for those sweet, sweet fever naps. Starving a dog isn't enough, you need to put fire in it's mouth I FINISHED the BOOK! . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their Tip Jar...

Episode Notes We learn: Someone decided that Holmes has a 190 IQ Stapleton’s sister is actually his wife Circumstantial evidence is ‘good enough’ . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle...

Episode Notes When a felon dies in the woods, apparently everyone is happy about it. . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house

Episode Notes More literary crutches like ‘diary entries’ and a pervert on a roof watching kids through a telescope . Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-hound-of-the-baskervilles-9780451528018/9780451528018 . Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house