Gimme Gimme

Nephew almost kills your baby with a roman candle?? Fratboys give you the fireworks?? Some hot takes on everyone's favorite way to lose a hand and a whole ton of doodie heads. America in a Cup: Bourbon Peach tea Rocket pop

Your boyfriend loves your bff's period but hates yours?? Diabetic dancer gets mad when you hold her accountable? We rate these jokers and one of em is the most difficult story we've ever actually read! Ode to the Wrong Seat: whiskey neat popcorn Butter flavored oil

Your worried I'm gonna pinch you because you were in my seats?? Should you break up with your friend because they didn't text you on your birthday?? Producer Jess crafts a diabolical cocktail to celebrate 50 episodes. Charley's a tank. Pinchmeister is dominating the socials. Sponsored by Peanut BUTTer and Tinkle Town. Drink along at home! Palomaroma: Tequila Squirt Lime Durian Extract

Your boss replaces you with AI then demands you come back to take the blame for the clanker's mistakes?? Your Hubby can't watch the baby for 90 minutes while you try to relax?? Also Baby 2 Clitz and some deep discussion on parenting. Gengar: Sour Cherry schnapps Blackberry schnapps Cherries Grape Soda

Your friend used the ticket you bought for them but didn't go to your wedding?? Your wife threw away all your Pokemon cards?? Alex fights with his microphone the entire episode?? The word of the day is: Dum Dums. 3 Unwanted Guests: Proseco Whiskey Banana Liquer Rum

A long-term house guests invites MORE guests to your house for a week?? A Wedding venue buys your Air BnB right out from under you months before your wedding?? What's Mr Banana up to these days?? Sponsored by Trolli Breakfast Sausage and Jurbo. Fake Your Own Liquid Death: Liquid Death Mountain Dont Ouzo Birds Eye Chili Flakes

Homie fakes their death?? Bro invites you on a vacation and can't pay for anything?? The Stedderbelt Cinimatic Universe? A sexy mystery leg?? Shell Shocked: Camo Flavored 4 Loko Peach Redbull Tequila Pork Cracklins

The EPIC conclusion of our 2 part episode gets Kevin into the coveted GIMME GIMME Hall of Fame! Automobiles and Soda Pops. The episode's not short, it's just cold in here...

Manager keeps asking you to cover for a no-show leading to 16 hour shifts?? Part one in a true saga of Kevin proportions?? 40 man raids in your no-no zone???

If you don't clean up your plates I'm gonna TOSS EM?? I'm cheating on my wife but she's not allowed to cheat on me?? Scummy Scummy Dummies? Thanks to our sponsors Rizz Rag and Jizz Rag.

Salt Bae doesn't think salt should go into a dish until AFTER it's cooked??? Shakespeare thinks his recounting of a date is SUPER important? We talk about Murgatroyd and Gusher Dick (tm).

Our worst drink ever???? A sad boi gets cucked by a birthday gift?? An old man thinks he deserves a younger woman's fortune? A secret impression of System of a Down??

Bro ends his relationship by passing a bike?? Wife makes some super-secret-sketti sauce?? Space bugs come down to chomp on our little weeners while we discuss the finer points of lobster aerodynamics??

You cut ALL of your boyfriends food for them and then they cheat?? Your boyfriend calls out his best friends name during sex?? Kids need chat GPT to order at a restaurant??

Boyfriend won't let you borrow his Switch until you start using another dudes?? A little payback wasting your comissioned time for never tipping at a restaurant?? Do you think Sydney Sweeney is hot?

A mom liquidates her daughters college fund for a month of rent?? Homie tries to sue someone for writing him a bunk essay? Have you ever thought about TREE LAW??

The airport won't preheat your plane?? You get mad at ME because YOU didn't warn me about your religious traditions?? Professor Snape did WHAT to Mrs. Potter??

Your mom calls YOUR landlord because she doesn't like your paint job?? Mom's boyfriend Sophie's choices you on your car repair?? Some very weird mommy talk?

Your neighbor calls your EX WIFE?? Your Ex thinks he even has a chance to get back with you after you save his business?? Nanobeans in your Chipotle???

An Uber driver gives you a little extra then expects a tip?? You come home to find YOUR INLAWS SLEEPING IN YOUR BED??? Some absolutely ZANY mouth sounds??

Using a laptop in the movie theater?? Trying to con a masseuse AFTER the massage? We're finally back, live and in video now baby!

It's the Gimmegimmedaze! We do Xmas stories because we couldn't find any Kwanza ones. I'm gonna take down your xmas decorations because I don't believe in xmas?? Karen goes ballistic when you wish her happy holidays?? The bois take 10 shots of eggnog roulette.

If you don't season my burger appropriately I'm sending it BACK?? Karen gets preggers??? Business media < grade school lessons??

I can't sit next to my girlfriend so you gotta TURN THIS PLANE AROUND?? I'm too fat to move so you gotta do EVERYTHING for me??? Who's the most entitled character in Stranger Things? Pterodactyl porn???

Too slow with your fries so they're mine now?? I paid half the rent so I get half of your stuff?? Are we Charlie Kirk? Mashed Potato recipes?