Gimme Gimme

Trouble at the truck stop Indian restaurant?? 50/50 isn't really 50/50?? All that and we discuss Kujo's balls, brought to you by Sloppy Disk and Gargle Balls. The Jizz Doctor: coconut cream booze

Glasses get broke because YOU stole someone's costume?? Your friend makes your kid cry because they rubbed mud on themselves?? These and other spooky treats on this weeks episode sponsored by Ghost Ejectors and Spooky Betty. Biggest Buzz Ball Biggest Buzz Ball

Bridezilla wants to raw dawg her photos?? A cheese has some OBSCENE flavor profile?? The Jizzdoctor makes an appearance brought to you by Frosted Flaps and Succubutt. Fishy Egplant Mojito Anchovies

Your wife decides what YOU eat for dinner?? Your sister keep breaking up at your appartment?? Black Terry strikes again in this episode sponsored by Penis Hole TM, and Sloppy, Sloppy Seconds. Plain Burger Lettuce Tomato Rum

A grown ass man flips his lid because he doesn't understand the word 'plain'?? Homie gets left high and dry on game night?? We got a hot-doggin-new-fangled cuntometer and we get real silly with it just like that rap song where they go 'get silly'. Double Cup: Rum Grape Soda Blackberry Schnapps

I ruined your yard with slide water so you gotta let me use YOUR pool?? You literally said nothing so now you gotta pay for MY car repairs?? How many penises do snakes have? Brought to you by Noodle Massage and Christ Crispy Treats. Swamp's Up Green Gatorade Vodka Yellow Onion Peanut Butter Cotton Swab

Your date is Shreking on you?? Houseguests demand to know where your better pillows are?? Do butt ladybugs have souls?? Brought to you by Bu'Ka'Ke and Joseph Bildorf's Hand Slime. Uncut Jim Jim Beam vienna sausage Ouzo water

Your Princess asks decides you're getting circumcised?? Dino Karen drops the N-bomb?? We discuss bad people over drink in the Gimme Gimme Hall of Fame??? Chinese Burning Fire: Tsing Tsao Japanese whiskey Soju Chili Crisp Brought to you by Goliath Industries' Ultra Light Beam Juice and Ball Janglers.

A fry bandit gets mad when you order more?? A "friend" gets mad when you hook up with your ex?? We get real serial talkin about some of these poop scooters and give some solid advice along the way. Drink along at home! Heavy Day: vodka red koolaid cotton ball garnish with period pad

Nephew almost kills your baby with a roman candle?? Fratboys give you the fireworks?? Some hot takes on everyone's favorite way to lose a hand and a whole ton of doodie heads. America in a Cup: Bourbon Peach tea Rocket pop

Your boyfriend loves your bff's period but hates yours?? Diabetic dancer gets mad when you hold her accountable? We rate these jokers and one of em is the most difficult story we've ever actually read! Ode to the Wrong Seat: whiskey neat popcorn Butter flavored oil

Your worried I'm gonna pinch you because you were in my seats?? Should you break up with your friend because they didn't text you on your birthday?? Producer Jess crafts a diabolical cocktail to celebrate 50 episodes. Charley's a tank. Pinchmeister is dominating the socials. Sponsored by Peanut BUTTer and Tinkle Town. Drink along at home! Palomaroma: Tequila Squirt Lime Durian Extract

Your boss replaces you with AI then demands you come back to take the blame for the clanker's mistakes?? Your Hubby can't watch the baby for 90 minutes while you try to relax?? Also Baby 2 Clitz and some deep discussion on parenting. Gengar: Sour Cherry schnapps Blackberry schnapps Cherries Grape Soda

Your friend used the ticket you bought for them but didn't go to your wedding?? Your wife threw away all your Pokemon cards?? Alex fights with his microphone the entire episode?? The word of the day is: Dum Dums. 3 Unwanted Guests: Proseco Whiskey Banana Liquer Rum

A long-term house guests invites MORE guests to your house for a week?? A Wedding venue buys your Air BnB right out from under you months before your wedding?? What's Mr Banana up to these days?? Sponsored by Trolli Breakfast Sausage and Jurbo. Fake Your Own Liquid Death: Liquid Death Mountain Dont Ouzo Birds Eye Chili Flakes

Homie fakes their death?? Bro invites you on a vacation and can't pay for anything?? The Stedderbelt Cinimatic Universe? A sexy mystery leg?? Shell Shocked: Camo Flavored 4 Loko Peach Redbull Tequila Pork Cracklins

The EPIC conclusion of our 2 part episode gets Kevin into the coveted GIMME GIMME Hall of Fame! Automobiles and Soda Pops. The episode's not short, it's just cold in here...

Manager keeps asking you to cover for a no-show leading to 16 hour shifts?? Part one in a true saga of Kevin proportions?? 40 man raids in your no-no zone???

If you don't clean up your plates I'm gonna TOSS EM?? I'm cheating on my wife but she's not allowed to cheat on me?? Scummy Scummy Dummies? Thanks to our sponsors Rizz Rag and Jizz Rag.

Salt Bae doesn't think salt should go into a dish until AFTER it's cooked??? Shakespeare thinks his recounting of a date is SUPER important? We talk about Murgatroyd and Gusher Dick (tm).

Our worst drink ever???? A sad boi gets cucked by a birthday gift?? An old man thinks he deserves a younger woman's fortune? A secret impression of System of a Down??

Bro ends his relationship by passing a bike?? Wife makes some super-secret-sketti sauce?? Space bugs come down to chomp on our little weeners while we discuss the finer points of lobster aerodynamics??

You cut ALL of your boyfriends food for them and then they cheat?? Your boyfriend calls out his best friends name during sex?? Kids need chat GPT to order at a restaurant??

Boyfriend won't let you borrow his Switch until you start using another dudes?? A little payback wasting your comissioned time for never tipping at a restaurant?? Do you think Sydney Sweeney is hot?

A mom liquidates her daughters college fund for a month of rent?? Homie tries to sue someone for writing him a bunk essay? Have you ever thought about TREE LAW??