Giant Mess

In this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch recaps and reviews the cold and rainy Central Jersey Beer Fest at Mercer County Park, the New York Giants' gritty 14-9 loss to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday Night football, plus a preview of the upcoming matchup against the Washington Commanders along with a look ahead the remaining schedule, and lastly, a love letter to Mets shortstop Francisco Li...

In this "Giant Mess", punchable-faced host Neal Lynch recaps his trip to Philadelphia for Oktoberfest and the Adam Ray stand-up comedy show, kids begging him for swipes at SkyZone, his daughter's sensitive lady parts condition, and his first movie theater experience with his daughter for Paw Patrol The Mighty Movie, plus reaction to Evan Neal's attack on booing fans, the New York...

In this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch recaps his 25-year high school reunion and the Giants' embarassing loss to the Seattle Seahawks on Monday Night Football, previews the upcoming Miami Dolphins game, and reacts to Big Blue signing Justin Pugh, the NY Mets firing Buck Showalter, plus the David Stearns introductory press conference, then takes an early look at the top MLB free agent...

In this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch recaps his daughter's traumatizing doctor's visit, her Kindergarten orientation, her 5th birthday party, her first day of school, and seeing Bluey Live at the NJPAC in Newark. Plus, a reaction to the New York Giants losing to the San Francisco 49ers 30-12, a preview of Big Blue's upcoming Monday Night Football game against the Seattle Sea...

In this "Giant Mess" New York Giants and NY Mets fan Neal Lynch recaps Big Blue's biggest comeback win in 74 years, relays insane stats about Daniel Jones, previews the G-Men's matchup with the San Francisco 49ers on Thursday Night Football, looks back at the Metros' splits in August, reviews the Amazin's inspiring play so far in September, and delivers encouraging stats...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch recaps one of the worst blowout losses in Big Blue's franchise history, a 40-0 shellacking delivered by the Dallas Cowboys at cursed MetLife Stadium. Neal then reveals where this historic defeat ranks amongst the worst blowout losses. The Giants have lost 5 in a row and 12 of their last 13 games to Dallas.  *The Giants are 4-10 in...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about his first time at Topgolf, a boozy brunch date in Philly, a fantasy football draft weekend in the Poconos, Broken Heart Syndrome, the Mets retiring Doc Gooden and Darryl Strawberry's numbers, the debate over extending Pete Alonso or trading him in the offseason, the Giants trade for Isaiah Simmons, and Big Blue roster cuts. ABOUT "GIA...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps his first open-air pig roast, a swamp-@ss brunch, his first ultrasound echocardiogram, the Peaches 'n' Sunflowers Festival at Shady Brook Farm, the 3-part docuseries "Arnold" about Arnold Schwarzenegger, the Neflix docuseries Quarterback featuring Patrick Mahomes, Kirk Cousins, and Marcus Mariota, the Untold Johnny Manziel documen...

In this "Giant Mess", delusional Giants-Mets fan and girl dad Neal Lynch recaps his trips to Giggleberry Fair and the 4-H Fair, breaks down the Mets trades at the MLB Trade Deadline, reacts to the contract extension for Andrew Thomas and Saquon Barkley signing the franchise tag, and Giants training camp reports, plus which tier does Daniel Jones belong in? ABOUT "GIANT MESS": &...

In this "Giant Mess", beta gamma bum Neal Lynch recaps his week-long trip to SOuth Carolina to visit family with his daughter, and review The Out-Laws starring Adam Devine, Pierce Brosnan, Nina Dobrev, and Ellen Barkin, 65 starring Adam Driver, and They Cloned Tyrone starring Jamie Foxx, John Boyega, and Teyonah Parris. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy spo...

In this "Giant Mess", single dad Neal Lynch breaks down the Parent Teacher Conference, Avatar: Way of Water, Extraction 2, Creed III, and Indiana Jones, plus recaps of a fratastic dinner with college buddies at Legaseas, the memorial service for his grandmother, his daughter's pre-K graduation, his friend's wedding in Charlottesville, Virginia, 4th of July week on Block Island, and tries not to so...

In this episode of "Giant Mess", superhero movie fanatic Neal Lynch review 2023's The Flash starring Ezra Miller, Michael Keaton, and Sasha Calle and explains why the penultimate release from the DCEU wasn't a total dud. SYNOPSIS FROM IMDB: "Worlds collide in 'The Flash' when Barry Allen uses his superpowers to travel back in time in order to change the events of the...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch breaks down the New York Mets series vs the Yankees and Cardinals then previews the upcoming matchups agains the Astros and Phillies, plus reactions to Saquon Barkley speaking out about his contract negotiations with the NY Giants, the crazy pay disparity between NFL running backs vs other position groups, a recap of Father's Day weekend, and a review...

In this "Giant Mess", movie lover Neal Lynch reviews John Wick: Chapter 4 and explains why it was an extremely fulfilling conclusion to one of the best, if not the best, action movie franchise of all. LOGLINE: John Wick (Keanu Reeves) uncovers a path to defeating The High Table. But before he can earn his freedom, Wick must face off against a new enemy with powerful alliances across the...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets fan Neal Lynch recaps the historic sweep by the Atlanta Braves and the demoralizing series loss to the Pittsburgh Pirates, looks ahead at the upcoming matchups against the Yankees, Cardinals, and Astros, offers up some more awesome stats about Francisco Alvarez, reviews the most pressing needs at the MLB Trade Deadline, and suggests a couple eye-opening moves to...

In this "Giants Mess", New York Mets and NY Giants fan Neal Lynch breaks down the Amazins' sweep of the feeble Phillies then getting swept by the Toronto Blue Jays, and offers a disgustingly positive perspective on the current state of the Metros 60 games into the 2023 MLB season, plus the Deandre Hopkins rumors can be put to bed, what Leslie Frazier's visit with the Giants means...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets and Giants fan Neal Lynch breaks down the Amazins' series against the Chicago Cubs and Colorado Rockies then previews the upcoming homestand vs the Philadelphia Phillies and Toronto Blue Jays, plus an evaluation of the first third of the MLB season including Francisco Alvarez's astronomical rise, fan scrutiny of Francisco Lindor, the Daniel Vog...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets and Giants fan Neal Lynch breaks down how the Amazins turned the tables against the Tampa Bay Rays and Cleveland Guardians, previews the upcoming series against the Chicago Cubs, Colorado Rockies, and Philadelphia Phillies, analyzes the Saquon Barkley contract conundrum, reacts to the most probable moves the G-Men can make to free up much needed salary...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets and NY Giants fan Neal Lynch takes the blue pill and puts a delusional spin zone on the Metros losing 7 straights series against mostly sub-.500 teams like the Reds and Nationals, plus predictions for Big Blue's prime-time heavy 2023 NFL schedule, which includes a ton of Sunday and Monday night games and an unholy Christmas showdown against those f...

In this "Giant Mess", movie lover Neal Lynch recaps and reviews James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 3. Synopsis:  In Marvel Studios "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3" our beloved band of misfits are looking a bit different these days. Peter Quill, still reeling from the loss of Gamora, must rally his team around him to defend the universe along with protecting one of...

In this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch puts a positive spin on the slumping Mets, tries to remain positive about the New Jersey Devils getting brained by the Carolina Hurricanes, and praises the New York Giants signing stud defensive lineman Dexter Lawrence to a contract extension, plus reactions to the undrafted free agents who signed with Big Blue. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Gi...

In this "Giant Mess", angry dad Neal Lynch rants about the awkward waitress at a local steakhouse, Target employees, pedestrian crosswalks, and 'easy' bidet installation, plus reviews of Netflix series and specials like Beef, The Inside Job, John Mulaney's Baby J, and The Stranger, along with Beavis & Butt-head on Paramount+, The Mandalorian on Disney+, then movies Dragge...

In this "Giant Mess", Giants-Mets-Devils fan Neal Lynch reviews grades for Big Blue's 2023 NFL Draft picks Deonte Banks, John Michael Schmitz, and Jalin Hyatt among others, plus a breakdown of why the Mets have broken down with eye on their NL Rankings in batting, pitching, and fielding, and some NJ Devils talk -- is Akira Schmid the next Martin Brodeur? Overreaction much? ABOUT &quo...

In this "Giant Mess", Mets & Giants fan Neal Lynch talks about The Amazins' start to the 2023 MLB season including reactions to series vs. the Marlins, Brewers, Marlins, Padres, A's, and Dodgers, plus evaluations of the roster's performance through 3 weeks of the schedule and some bold predictions for Brandon Nimmo, Daniel Vogelbach, Carlos Carrasco, and more. Neal then p...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps his trip to visit family in South Carolina including: His buddy's dad undergoing QUINTUPLE bypass. Phrasing on an airplane The most hardcore of moms Kids bday party at an RV park Go kart racing Strawberry picking Barefoot weightlifting How dogs mark their territory Beach day featuring The Mist, buttcheeks, and building The Wall Easter egg hunts...