Giant Mess

In this "Giant Mess", notorious amusement park patron Neal Lynch recaps his trip to Universal Studios and Islands of Adventure amusement park in Orlando, Florida with reviews of Harry Potter and The Forbidden Journey, Jurassic World's Veloci-coaster, The Incredible Hulk Coaster, Skull Island: Reign of Kong, E.T. The Adventure, The Simpsons Ride, Men in Black: Alien Attack, Fast &...

In this "Giant Mess", Giants-Mets fan Neal Lynch breaks down the first full week of NFL Free Agency, including how Big Blue's 2023 opponents fared, the G-Men trading for Raiders TE Darren Waller, signing WR Parris Campbell, and bringing back Darius Slayton. Plus, his reaction to Edwin Diaz's season-ending injury celebrating a Team Puerto Rico win in the World Baseball Classic, an...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan, novice bracketologist, TV addict, and movie lover Neal Lynch recaps Day 1 of the NFL Free Agency frenzy including Big Blue signing free agent Colts linebacker Bobby Okereke. He also predicts upsets and toss-ups in his March Madness brackets, reacts to the Last of Us Season 1 finale and the first two episodes of The Mandalorian, reviews the winners from th...

In this "Giant Mess", Giants fan and movie lover Neal Lynch reacts to Big Blue signing Daniel Jones to a 4-year, $160 million contract and placing the non-exclusive franchise tag on Saquon Barkley, then reviews the Oscar-nominated comedy Triangle of Sadness, about a celebrity model couple who board a luxury cruise for the uber-rich, helmed by an unhinged boat captain (Woody Harrelson).  ABOUT...

In this "Giant Mess", movie lover Neal Lynch reviews Cocaine Bear, a horror action 'comedy' about a black bear that gets high on cocaine and goes a killing spree, directed and produced by Elizabeth Banks and starring Keri Russell, Ray Liotta, O'Shea Jackson Jr., and Alden Ehrenreich, plus M3GAN, a horror comedy about a hi-tech child-sized doll that goes on a killing spree, from Blumhouse Productio...

In this "Giant Mess", stand-up comedy fan and movie lover Neal Lynch review Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story starring Daniel Radcliffe, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent starring Nic Cage as Nick Cage, Andrew Santino's Netflix special "Cheesebuger", and Nate Bargatze's Amazon Prime special "Hello World".  ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch revels in his hatred for the Philadelphia Eagles and his enjoyment in their loss to the Kansas City Chiefs then ranks his favorite commercials from Super Bowl 57 along with the top rom-coms of all-time for Valentine's Day, plus some amusing anecdotes and tales from his dinner date at Applebee's, and an idea for a revolutionary app that involves grocery lists and su...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch reacts to trending headlines like... Frozen shark washes up on Cape Cod beach Chinese spy balloon Kyrie Irving trade from the Brooklyn Nets to the Dallas Mavericks Dallas Cowboys name Brian Schottenheimer offensive coordinator Netflix password sharing Actress Melinda Dillon of ‘A Christmas Story’ and ‘Close Encounters’ dies at 83 Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania’...

In this "Giant Mess", movie lover Neal Lynch reviews M. Night Shyamalan's apocalyptic home invasion thriller "Knock at the Cabin" starring Dave Bautista, Ryan Coogler's emotional "Black Panther: Wakanda Forever", and Baz Luhrmann's dazzling "Elvis" starring Oscar nominee Austin Butler and Razzie nominee Tom Hanks.  ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk sho...

In this "Giant Mess", movie lover and TV addict Neal Lynch waxes poetic about James Gunn's upcoming slate of DC Universe projects titled "Chapter 1: Gods and Monsters", 2023 Oscar Nominations, Rotten Tomatoes' Best Movies and TV Shows of 2022, and the top Groundhog Day (time loop) movies.  The divorced dad also recaps his dinner date with his daughter at Cheesecake Factory, a kids' birthday p...

In this "Giant Mess", divorced dad Neal Lynch recaps his first Christmas without his daughter in South Carolina, gives a Year in Review for 2022, discusses somehow coming down with Covid for the first time in the first week of 2023 (almost 3 full years after this 2-week pandemic swept the globe off its axis), the frustrations of dealing with his delay-ridden divorce lawyer about QDROs, and his dau...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch reacts to Big Blue's blowout loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in the Divisional Round of the NFC Playoffs, offers his thoughts on what to do with current active contracts belonging to Leonard Williams and Kenny Golladay, decides on re-signing key Giants free agents like Daniel Jones, Saquon Barkley, Julian Love, and Darius Slayton, and narrows do...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch reacts to Big Blue's big win against the Minnesota Vikings in the NFC Wild Card round and predicts how the G-Men can get revenge on the #1 seed Philadelphia Eagles in the Divisional Round of the NFC Playoffs. Hurts, don't it? ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers New York Giants football, Met...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch breaks down Big Blue's encouraging loss to the Philadelphia Eagles and previews the Wild Card contest vs the Minnesota Vikings, plus a look ahead to the 2023 home and away opponents and predictions for the NFC Playoffs. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers New York Giants football, Mets base...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch reflects on Damar Hamlin's cardiac arrest during the Bills vs Bengals game on Monday Night Football, Big Blue's last-second loss to the Minnesota Vikings on Christmas Eve, the G-Men's playoff-clinching blowout win vs the Indianapolis Colts, the debate over playing or resting starters vs the Philadelphia Eagles in Week 18, and how the NFC playoff...

In this "Giant Mess", divorced dad Neal Lynch recaps that past 6 weeks, which included completing his last will & testament, a sinful Thanksgiving, his first ever pig roast, a surprise birthday party, a cruise to the Bahamas, holiday parties with high school friends, a messy date night, back to back kids' parties, and what could be a brutal Christmas. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a slop...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets fan Neal Lynch reacts to Jacob deGrom signing with the Texas Rangers, the Amazin's signing Justin Verlander, Brandon Nimmo, Kodai Senga, Jose Quintana, Adam Ottavino, Omar Narvaez, David Robertson, plus trade rumors swirling around James McCann and Carlos Carrasco, and Carlos Correa's monster deal getting nullified due to a failed physical. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch reacts to Big Blue's big win vs the Washington Commanders on Sunday Night Football, how the G-Men can upset the Minnesota Vikings, why the upcoming contest on Christmas Eve could be this year's version of the 2007 game vs the undefeated Patriots, how 2022 is sort of mirroring 2002 for NYG, plus an updated look the NFC Playoff Picture along with...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch recaps Big Blue's blowout loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, and tries to come up with some keys to much-needed win in a critical Week 15 clash with the Washington Commanders that essentially determines one of the final Wild Card berths in the NFC Playoff race. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that co...

In this "Giant Mess", noted procrastinator Neal Lynch recaps his trip to Cranston, Rhode Island to visit his grandmama, an impromptu 2-night stay in Hoboken with some amigos y amigas, his 42nd birthday celebration, and much much more. This was originally recorded November 14 or 15th. Time is an illusion of a flat circle. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk sh...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch recaps Big Blue's backbreaking car wreck of a game against the Detroit Lions, the admirable effort on Thanksgiving Day against the Dallas Cowboys, the tie against the Washington Commanders and previews the upcoming matchup against the NFC East division rival Philadelphia Eagles. Plus, some thoughts about the G-Men possibly signing Odell Beckham,...

In this Giant Mess, New York Mets fan Neal Lynch reacts to Mets trade rumors swirling around Boston Red Sox third baseman Rafael Devers, re-signing closer Edwin Diaz & starter Carlos Carrasco, picking up Daniel Vogelbach's option, top bullpen arms to target in free agency, how the Metros could replace Chris Bassitt and Taijuan Walker if they sign elsewhere, contingency plans if we lose Brandon...

In this Giant Mess, New York Giants fan Neal Lynch weighs in on Xavier McKinney's injury, Julian Love's contract extension, former NYG linebacker Blake Martinez retiring from the NFL, the return of Kenny Golladay, signing Bills WR Hodgins off practice squad Isiah, Big Blue's big win vs the Houston Texans, plus a preview of the Detroit Lions matchup, ESPN's Football Power Index, and 538's playoff p...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets fan Neal Lynch runs down the latest Amazin' news including Buck Showalter being named Manager of the Year, Jeremy Hefner returning as pitching coach, JT Realmuto wonders why Mets passed on him, Mets nominated as finalists for a 2022 Silver Slugger, moving in the fence in right center field for a 'fan attraction', plus a look at which top MLB free agents to targe...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fan Neal Lynch breaks down Big Blue's loss to the Seattle Seahawks, gives his thoughts about the Kadarius Toney trade and GM Joe Schoen standing pat at the NFL Trade Deadline, plus a look back at the G-Men's franchise record after the bye week. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show that covers the New York Giants, New...