Giant Mess

In this "Giant Mess", New York Mets fan Neal Lynch recaps the first few weeks of the 2024 MLB season, including a 0-5 start and a 9-3 run since. Team ERA is among the tops in the league. The starting rotation has been bolstered by Jose Butto. Our bullpen is strong like bull. Edwin Diaz hasn't lost a step. Harrison Bader is more than a pretty glove. Bretty Baty busted out. Starling Ma...

In this "Giant Mess", our freshly dumped host Neal Lynch recaps his trip to Key West for Spring Break with his now ex-girlfriend. From a gorgeous golden hour sunset sail to god-awful paddleboarding to a bananas bar crawl, Neal recounts how everything went to dog doo doo. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show hosted by a giant...

In this "Giant Mess", divorced dad Neal Lynch talks about meeting his girlfriend's best friends, ex-husband, and former sister-in-law for the first time over St. Patrick's Day weekend. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons....

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants fanatic Neal Lynch reacts to Saquon Barkley signing with the absolutely detested Philadelphia Eagles, the G-Men signing two starting offensive linemen and a motor for a running back, and trading for Carolina Panthers Pro Bowl edge rusher Brian Burns. Plus, how the signing of Drew Lock and the overall free agency haul impacts Big Blue's plans for...

In this "Giant Mess", single (but taken) dad Neal Lynch talks about his girlfriend meeting his friends for the first time, how he fouled up GreenChef recipes, the trip up north for a nice Hoboken / Jersey Shore housemates reunion (now with KIDS!), his daughter's questions about classic dad rock, plus sleep singing and badass sleep talking and more. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": &quot...

In this "Giant Mess" movie lover and TV addict Neal Lynch gives his initial knee-jerk reactions to seeing Dune Part Two (spoiler: it's on the of best movies of all-time) in the theater, the scarily accurate yet ironic prediction from sci-fi writer Arthur C. Clarke that kicked off the BlackBerry movie on Hulu starring Glenn Howerton and Jay Baruchel, the final release from the failed...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps his winter weekend getaway to the Sugar Shack at Art Park in Chatham, NY, which included dinner at the People's Pub, a hot tub vibe machine, the best breakfast burritos y tacos, the worst cocktails in the solar system, taking flight with the light and dark side of craft beers, a stinky cheese shop, quirky trinkets and knick-knacks, and the bigg...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch takes a look at a cheat sheet of the movies generating the most buzz at the Sundance Film Festival, IMDb's guide to the most anticipated TV shows of 2024, and Netflix's upcoming slate of films and shows for the rest of the year. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giant...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch talks about the games he played with his lady friend and her tween daughter during Super Bowl 58, which included BeanBoozled Dare To Compare Jelly Beans, a velociraptor mask, an acupressure mat, yoga poses, lipstick on a pig, movie quotes, impressions, accents, and more. Plus, trying to deal with my daughter's bully. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": &quo...

In this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch recaps his trip to South Carolina for Christmas, New Year's Eve at his girlfriend's home, Krystyna Hutchinson stand-up comedy show at the Stress Factory, meeting his girlfriend's daughter on MLK Day, dining at Esquina Latina and Metro North for the first time, and the biggest, loudest Emo Karaoke night of all-time. ABOUT "GIANT MESS&...

In this "Giant Mess", TV and movie lover Neal Lynch reacts to IMDb's top movies and TV shows of 2023 and their list of the most anticipated movies of 2024. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseball, movies, TV shows, funny stories and life lessons. It's hosted by a giant mess,...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants and NY Mets fan Neal Lynch reacts to Pat Leonard's article about Brian Daboll's antics including his outbursts towards Wink Martindale, the hiring of new offensive line coach Carmen Bricillo, the Mets avoiding arbitration with Pete Alonso, and the remaining free agent pitcher targets. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants and NY Mets fan Neal Lynch reviews Big Blue's tumultuous 2023 season, recapping the final 3 games against the Philadelphia Eagles and Los Angeles Rams, plus reactions to Wink Martindale resigning from his position as defensive coordinator, who the G-Men should select at #6 overall in the 2024 NFL Draft, the 2024 opponents announcement, and offsea...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants & Mets fan Neal Lynch reacts to Big Blue's 24-6 loss to the New Orleans Saints, lays out how the G-Men can STILL make the playoffs, previews the upcoming Christmas Day game against the Philadelphia Eagles at the Linc, and gives his thoughts on Uncle Stevie Cohen hosting Yoshi Yamamato for dinner. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess...

In this "Giant Mess", Workaholics fan Neal Lynch recaps "the best non-daughter-related weekend of 2023", which included a trip to the Xcite Center at Parx Casino to see a LIVE recording of the 'This Is Important' podcast starring Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, Anders Holm, and Kyle Newacheck, binging movies and stand-up comedy specials on Netflix with some tasty cocktails...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants and Mets fan Neal Lynch reacts to Big Blue upsetting the Green Bay Packers on Monday Night Football thanks to Tommy Devito, Randy Bullock, and Wink Martindale's defense. Plus, a preview of the upcoming matchup against the New Orleans Saints, Shohei Ohtani's ridiculous deferred contract (10 years, $700M) with the Los Angeles Dodgers, Ronny Mau...

In this "Giant Mess", single dad Neal Lynch recaps his wild week with his daughter that included the Jammin' with Santa extravganza at Princeton High School, pictures with Santa at MarketFair, a 90-minute haircut, electric vehicles, feuds with his building's property manager, some Mean Girls behavior, and his kid's first viewing of a 3D movie in a theater, Trolls Band Togethe...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps his visit with the fam down in South Carolina for Thanksgiving, and gives his thoughts on Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, The Amazing Spider-Man with Andrew Garfield, and the new Netlfix animated movie about a lizard voiced by Adam Sandler, plus more mental gymnastics over dating and relationships. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess&q...

In this "Giant Mess", Neal Lynch recaps his 43rd birthday road trip to Rhode Island where he cheered at a high school girls volleyball state championship (?!?) and a half-marathon that was another 2 hours north, plus the euphoric highs and lumbering lows of dating his ... Lady Friend? Woman Friend? Person Whomst He's Seeing? ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a s...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants & Mets fan Neal Lynch talks about Big Blue's most recent 3 games before the bye week (blowout loss to Dallas Cowboys, weird win against the Washington Commanders, and ugly dub vs the Tanking New England Patriots) then previews the upcoming Monday Night Football contest against the surging Green Bay Packers. Also, the Metros signed former Yank...

In this "Giant Mess", single dad Neal Lynch recaps his time with his daughter including a first ever trip to Tumbles Gymnasium, a visit to the Cow Parade at Cherry Grove Farms, and a hearty (and heartwarming) dinner date at Jasper Stone Italian Steakhouse in Monroe, NJ. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Gian...

In this "Giant Mess", movie lover Neal Lynch reviews the critically-acclaimed animated feature Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem (streaming on Paramount Plus) and Totally Killer, a time-travel slasher horror comedy on Amazon Prime Video. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy sports and entertainment talk show about New York Giants football, Mets baseba...

In this "Giant Mess", New York Giants and Mets fan Neal Lynch recaps and reacts to Big Blue's 30-6 loss to the Las Vegas Raiders, previews the upcoming matchup against the Dallas Cowboys, and gives his thoughts about the Metros hiring first-time manager Carlos Mendoza, plus Steve Cohen turning Flushing, Queens into a crown jewel. ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" i...

In this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch *cough* endorses drinking on medication, reviews Five Nights at Freddy's & No Hard Feelings, reacts to the New York Giants blowing a sure win against the NY Jets and trading Leonard Williams to the Seattle Seahawks, then previews the upcoming Las Vegas Raiders game. *cough* ABOUT "GIANT MESS": "Giant Mess" is a sloppy spor...

In this "Giant Mess", host Neal Lynch talks about NOT getting wings at a place known for its wings, his daughter's first football game (Princeton Tigers vs Harvard), making spider donuts, pumpkin picking, assembling a haunted house cookie kit, and watching Ghostbusters 1 and 2 with his 5-year-old daughter, plus a reaction to the New York Giants beating the Washington Commanders and a...