Giant Electric Penguin

In this episode, Matt gets the masculine urge to eat a pizza; Sister Irene is nearly injured by a falling crucifix; and a giant baby head sticks it to the woke crowd. Also: The Nun; mashed potatoes; hot grandmas; hungry hippos; and wooden spoons.

Aw geez, we got a good one for you this week. In this episode, Bobby Darin reconnects with the youth; Kevin Spacey dances with a little boy; and Matt reviews the 2004 film BEYOND THE SEA. So, grab a copy of the Milwaukee White Pages, light up a clove cigarette and get ready to rock n’ roll.

Splish splash! In this episode, we’re tossing babies into the deep end of the pool; Lollipop is breaking and entering; and Sad Sack can’t stop stepping on lobsters. Join Matt for a shower rendezvous you won’t soon forget.

In this episode, Matt talks to his pal Glenn (@thequestforlegends) about comic books, online friendship and regrets. Glenn introduces Matt to televangelist Ernest Angely in the very first edition of Tell Me Something I Don’t Know. And the boys play a round of This Or That.

In this very special post-vacation episode, Matt asks to see the vegan options at Aldean’s; the Queen of Winter nearly falls to her death; and Matt and Quinn share their Top 5 Favorite Vacation Bites in the podcast crossover America’s been clamoring for!

Get ready for a Mega Meme Report starring Xenomorph Santa, Hermey the Torture King of the North Pole and a whole sports squad worth of wisemen! Plus, a very special film review.

What’s that smell? Why it’s a brand new episode of GEP! In this one, Matt introduces two new segments you’re sure to love: LET’S TALK ABOUT STAR WARS and NAME THAT ZEALOT. Also: Kevin turns killbot; Ed Alonzo jerks it; and Sandy Duncan narrowly avoids a grenade attack.

Spend a few holy moments with Giant Electric Penguin. In this episode, Lionel gets a haunted lap dance; a monk and a hermit walk into a Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar; and Matt receives a book in the mail.

Get ready for a real summertime tex mex sex fest! In this episode, Moses kicks some butt; Elliot Gould gets a free trip to Australia; Santa gets stood up by the whole world; and Matt tries to get in the Summertime Spirit.

In this episode, Radiohead scores a roller coaster; Matt designs a bumper sticker; and Becky points the way. We’re talking Rock-n-Roll Perverts, so listener discretion is advised.

Hey, can we follow up on some things? In this episode, Grimace turns 52; Vince Neil opens a Quizno’s; and Matt’s faith in humanity runs the gamut.

My name’s Matt and I’m rolling out, looking for America’s greatest celebrity-owned restaurants and ridiculing them mercilessly.

In this special Memorial Day episode of GEP, Matt answers your questions; Chuck Berry fights crime; and Clowny’s wife serves him with divorce papers. Plus: Matt looks back at one of his old, failed podcasts.

In this episode, Idaho complains; Matt’s got Georgia on his mind; Joe Biden hates the 4th of July; and King Koopa kidnaps Milli Vanilli. We also discuss the shaving habits of female gnomes, question the existence of Sarah Palin and praise Miley Cyrus’s hair. This one is jam packed, though oddly absent of actual jam.

This one’s as star-studded as a crisp clear Spring night in Iowa. In this episode: Minions; memes; Supermen; jokes for kids; halls full of shame; Jerry Mathers; swears; letters from listeners; William Hung; and so much more!

Sex. Did I get your attention? Good. In this episode we explore the sex habits of Iowans; find out what it takes to receive 5 free portraits of the Queen in Canada (the process will shock and sicken you); and Matt reveals the secrets of creating a typical episode of GEP.

Sail away to Freedom Island, where the fascists can’t take away your coconut cannons no matter how hard they try. In this episode, Mickey performs brain surgery; Kirk takes his chances in the woke wicked world; and Matt gets a frisbee.

In this episode: Matt finally acknowledges the existence of Detroit-style pizza; some bros enjoy a night out; and we induct the first three members of the GEP Hall of Shame.

Let Matt and Pastor Vlad help rid your life of demonic objects. Also: we take a trip down memory lane sponsored by Applebees. And: we found the Devil, and you’ll never guess where he’s been hiding.

It’s the end of the world as we know it, but the Bakker Boys are on the case! No need for conCERN! Grab a packet of creamy wheat and hold on tight!

A look back at the first nine episodes of GEP! In this one, Matt gives the Seven Deadly Sins a much needed glow up; delves deeper into the sexy world of pocket monsters; and apologizes to Gen Z for probably not the last time.

In this episode, Matt dives deeper into the enduring myth of Bloody Mary. Also: what do Apple Mary, Prince Valiant and Funky Winkerbean have in common? Well, nothing yet…but the possibilities are endless!

In this one: Buffalo Tom wishes Matt’s dad a happy birthday, an altar call yields disastrous results and Matt describes how OCD and the Bloody Mary Game ruined a large portion of his life. DO NOT listen to this episode in the bathroom (unless Cockroach is outside guarding the door).

In this post-Oscars comedown (recorded 3 weeks before the Oscars telecast), Matt applies for Ladonian citizenship. Plus: Who’s the sexiest Pokémon? The answer might surprise you. And will definitely make you throw up.

It’s GEP’s 1st Annual Academy Awards Spectacular! The glitz! The glamour! The spatula! It’s all here! Plus: a very special Oscars Edition of Last 2 Movies.