Giant Electric Penguin

Time to bid farewell to 2024 Giant Electric Penguin-style! Iggy and Mr. Kirk drop a trailer! Dale Partridge drops some New Year’s resolutions! Janet Keller Richards drops shocking new Sonny and Gramma lore! Plus: Matt and Sam have a falling out! The origin of the word “muppet” is finally revealed! And church gets manly!

Ho ho ho! It’s Christmas Eve Eve and you know what that means… New episodes of Gramma and Sonny! The latest edition of Cool As Heck OR Embarrassing As Fudge! An exclusive peek into the world of custom water! Christmas music! Homicidal Christmas trees! And more fetish content than you can shake a Yule log at! Grab a cup of freshly squeezed star juice and celebrate Christmas GEP-style.

Only 10 more days until Christmas, but here’s your present early! In this episode, Matt recaps the 6th Annual Fox Nation Patriot Awards and helps Listener Gregg decide who is most worthy of Sharon’s neden.

Grab a 2-liter of Faygo and climb onstage, ninja! Armageddon is nigh at hand! In this episode, Matt and his special guest, Gadget (the greatest dog in existence), dive deeper into the world of ICP than ever before. Plus, Matt debuts a new segment: Cool As Heck OR Embarrassing As Fudge? Also: Sonny accidentally murders Roger’s mom; Violent J hates hillbillies; and Matt reveals his favorite Joker Ca...

Jump into the deep end of the Faygo pool with the Dennis Miller Jr of Podcasting. In this episode, Matt explains how coffee ruined modern Christianity; the Brimley Fart Challenge takes America by storm; and Batman endorses the latest innovation in Christmas tree technology. Plus: Matt makes the single worst joke he’s ever made on the podcast.

Whoop whoop! It’s Thanksgiving, y’all! Crack open a Faygo and give thanks. In this episode, Iggy and Mr. Kirk throw a star-studded party at Carrie Underwood’s husband’s house; Mr. Racine reignites our love of learning (and crack); and the Brimstons invite you to THE LAST THANKSGIVING. #JusticeForGrannyBrimston

In this episode, Matt watches TERRIFIER.

In this episode, the Blink-182 boys bring Matt to tears; the Democratic Party turns on Moo Deng; and Pesto the Penguin gets canceled. Plus: America mourns the loss of Peanut the Squirrel. And Walt Disney World saves a bundle on animatronics.

It’s Election Day Eve, baby, and Giant Electric Penguin is back! In this one, Matt votes early; Sam suggests a new direction for the show; and Longlegs takes Art the Clown on a date. Plus, we’ve got a sneak peek of the upcoming TERRIFIER 4!

It’s Summertime, and things are getting hot on the Giant Electric Penguin Podcast. In this episode, Pedro gets a new hat; Alex sips an Old Fashioned in the Hall of Heads; and Matt lists his favorite Family Circus ghosts. Plus: Jeffy threatens India; Margo visits a toilet; and Matt does his part to protect the stray dogs of Turkey.

In the following podcast we pay tribute to some of America’s most beloved heroes: Gary Coleman! Flavor Flav! God! Plus: Matt describes the perfect weekend; Sam picks his favorite movie soundtrack; and Bentley takes a nice long nap. Also: Matt tells his favorite 69 Story.

In the latest episode of this podcast, Matt talks about the Transformers and Sam talks about CLASS OF 1999. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Sunny, Reedy, Mohawk, Noser and Angel. May your sacrifices to the cause of juvenile delinquency never be forgotten.

Matt has some Transformers questions, and he’s going to get some Transformers answers, dang it! In this episode, Matt chats with Sovereign Sam about Pixar movies; Fred Durst disrupts science; and we explore the fascinating world of Transformer facial hair.

In this episode, Listener Jack has an emotional response to the end of the podcast and Matt spends an emotional Father’s Day at the movies.

In this episode we finally answer the question, “Does America got talent?” The answer may surprise you. Also: Jordan chooses an inferior syrup; Howie Mandel hurts America’s feelings; and Matt is confused by his family’s reaction to a giant cracker.

Here it is. The last episode of Giant Electric Penguin. Probably. In this one, Matt finds out what it’s like havin’ a roni; Unknown Hinson throws a party; and Hoopz gives a piggyback ride. Plus: Matt listens to Chappell Roan; Iggy confirms our suspicions; and Tom Brady and the Crazy Boys join forces. We went ALL OUT for this most likely very last episode of the podcast! Join us for a series finale...

Time to bid Ouija-Mania good-bye with a very special episode. In this one, a professional jump rope jumper expresses her appreciation for The Cab; North Carolina’s child marriage laws make Missouri’s child marriage laws look downright quaint; and Matt nearly guesses Demetri Martin’s current age (without cheating!). Plus: we try to figure out who’s hosting Mr. Kirk’s after party; Jason’s Deli makes...

It’s a new episode of the podcast! In this one, Matt enjoys breakfast on Carrie Underwood’s veranda; Kirk Cameron builds a tree house for his illegitimate son; and the world’s dumbest vulture doesn’t know what trees sound like. Plus: the world’s worst dad; the ghost of Francis Ford Coppola; and Trisha Yearwood’s vegetable pie.

This is it! The latest episode of the podcast! In this one, Matt eats entirely too many nuggets; the Crazy Boys get barred from attending the Tom Brady roast; and we learn how to properly operate a Ouija board. Plus: A phone call from Crazy Propeller Hat! And: Did Matt just drop the Song of the Summer?

Quinn (co-host of the podcast “Matt and Quinn Watch A Thing”) shows up to discuss Youth Topics and play Food Games. Plus: Matt apologizes to everyone everywhere.

It’s the episode of Giant Electric Penguin Aunt Nancy doesn’t want you to hear! In this one, Matt puts his foot down; Daniel the Dragon goes fishing; and Chip learns a new skill.

It’s time for another one. In this episode, Prince Charming gets mixed up with an unsavory family; Abraham Lincoln leaves Baby Heaven; and Matt can’t remember where that bird came from. And that’s only Part 1! See you at the Crossroads!

Don’t even worry about it. In this episode of the podcast, Matt learns about computer programming; Nathaniel gets revenge on his mother; and a time traveler tries to save America.

It’s a new episode of that show you like. In this one, Matt stops bathing; Danny DeVito takes a tough tumble; and a father and son suffer unending Lovecraftian terror at Piada Italian Street Food. Plus: disturbing facts about seagulls; an idiot rages against buttholes; and Matt says goodbye to a dear friend.

Hi. In this episode, Matt gets hydrated; Tom Brady takes the Crazy Boys to court; and Gizmo takes a chill pill…literally. All that and April Fools pranks galore! Let’s go!