G.I.A. Guild of Inept Adventurers

The final chapter of Yuan-ti Climax is here. With Darvin turned to stone and a deadly creature lurking in the darkness, the party quickly realise that sometimes the best strategy is not looking directly at the problem. A lesson Darvin learns slightly too late. After breaking the petrification curse, the party make a bold gamble and free the imprisoned creature, only to discover she was never a mon...

Ash returns to the GM chair as the Yuan-ti Climax reaches its explosive third chapter. With Draven apparently captured by the mysterious Green Dragon, the party formulate a daring rescue plan. Gash prepares to cause a fiery distraction while Darvin, Blud and Olgrim sneak into the Yuan-ti camp to save their companion. Only… things don’t quite go to plan. A chance meeting with a mysterious Tabaxi mo...

The battle in the jungle rages on as the party find themselves facing far more than an angry Tyrannosaurus Rex. With snake-like warriors emerging from the trees and a terrifying Displacer Beast joining the fray, the odds begin to stack heavily against the adventurers. Arrows rain down, magic flies, and Darvin somehow finds himself continuing his assault on the dinosaur's internal anatomy. As flame...

The Guild of Inept Adventurers embark on a brand new adventure as Ash takes the GM chair for this Dungeons & Dragons one-shot. Tasked with investigating the mysterious village of Tzalocan, the party set out across deserts, forests, and jungle in search of answers. Refugees have been fleeing the region, strange goods have appeared in nearby settlements, and nobody seems to know why. What they find...

With the enemy camp located and the odds looking increasingly terrible, the party decide on a bold plan. Or rather, a plan involving Bungo. Which is usually the same thing. As darkness falls, Bungo and Lurch sneak into the camp in search of Oderick. Against all expectations, they actually find him. Unfortunately, Bungo fails to realise that the man they’ve spent days tracking is, in fact, the man...

The hunt for Oderick continues as the party push deeper into the forest, following the trail with the help of Lurch’s keen nose. Before long, they hear voices. Armed men are moving through the woods, searching for someone. But who? Oderick? The party? Someone else entirely? Keeping to the shadows, the company observe the strangers and quickly realise they’re not locals. Their accents are unfamilia...

Fresh from their confrontation beneath the Slaughterhouse Saloon, the posse find themselves fighting for their lives. With Ruby collapsed beneath a swarm of horrific creatures and Morris Steinhouse transformed into a monstrous killing machine, Philippe takes decisive action. By throwing dynamite. As bullets fly, creatures fall, and Red’s whip develops a mind of its own, Harry lands the decisive bl...

After weeks on the trail, the posse finally arrive in Denver for some well-earned rest and relaxation. Or at least, that’s the plan. The Mile High City offers everything a weary cowhand could want: hot baths, comfortable beds, saloons, gambling, and enough people to disappear into a crowd forever. Unfortunately, the posse quickly discover that disappearing might be necessary. Because they’re wante...

The posse return from Dog Leg expecting trouble. What they find is devastation. The herd is gone. The steerhands are dead or missing. And Luke and Abby want revenge. With Socrates Gault now holding all the cards, the posse face a brutal decision: ride after him immediately with little chance of success… or head to Exposition in search of help before it’s too late. Desperation wins out. And so the...

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised. The investigation in Yuma reaches its explosive conclusion. Trapped in the decaying ghost town of Mustang, the team watch tensions spiral out of control as an armed mob descends on the...

The posse begin the trail once more beneath dark skies and heavier hearts, gathered around the grave of Amos. Harry offers a few heartfelt words for his fallen servant. Well… words, at least. Then the herd pushes north. Days later, the journey takes a grim turn when the posse discover the burnt remains of a homestead, still smouldering in places. What they find there is enough to chill even harden...

The investigation in Stonyford continues as the party piece together the final moments before the murder. Witnesses are questioned. Stories are compared. Lies begin to crack. And at last, the truth becomes clear: Their fugitive is no longer hiding in the village. He’s fled west. With little time to lose, the party commandeer a fishing boat and set off across the river in pursuit, determined not to...

The hunt for the escaped prisoner continues, though the evening quickly becomes sidetracked by an extremely important discussion regarding whether elves and hobbits hibernate during winter. No conclusions are reached. The night, however, settles the matter of whether orcs do. Because while the party attempt to rest, a group of hungry, desperate orcs descend on the camp looking for blood. What foll...

The road from Beorn’s hall grows darker as the party are tasked with tracking down a dangerous escaped prisoner. At first, the trail seems straightforward enough—until it leads them to a narrow ravine and a grim discovery waiting below: the headless body of an orc. Suddenly, the question isn’t where the prisoner has gone. It’s what exactly the party are chasing. Pressing onward, the group arrive a...

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised. The investigation in Yuma continues, and the deeper the team dig, the worse things become. As concern grows over the disappearance of Lucy’s daughter, Hope, the agents begin tracing old...

The investigation into the Abril family massacre deepens. Under their FBI cover identities, the team continue pulling at the tangled threads surrounding the brutal killings in Yuma. Witnesses are questioned, timelines examined, and stories compared—but every answer seems only to raise further questions. A priest offers uneasy insight. Construction workers speak of strange events. A postman recalls...

The trail offers no relief for the posse—especially not for Harry. Still grappling with the consequences of some deeply questionable frontier medicine, he turns to Red for help removing the problem… a decision that proves just as painful as it sounds. Elsewhere, fortune briefly smiles on the group as Ruby uncovers something far more useful: dynamite. And in the right hands—or in Philippe’s hands—t...

The trail pushes on as the posse drive the herd across the Canadian River… an ordeal that proves far more hands-on than anyone would like. Especially Amos. Faced with stubborn cattle and dwindling patience, he takes matters into his own hands—literally—earning both results and a reputation he may never outrun. But that’s only the beginning. When Harry finds himself dealing with a rather urgent per...

The road to Beorn’s house takes an unexpected turn when the party stumble across an abandoned boat drifting in uneasy silence. Inside, they find two bodies. Men of Beorn. And across the bank… the orcs they themselves had slain. What happened here—and who the fallen men were transporting—remains a troubling mystery. But for once, the Guild make a unified decision: the dead will be returned home. Wh...

The road leads back to the Easterly Inn as the party safely return Dindy—slightly worse for wear, but intact. With familiar surroundings comes a brief moment of calm… quickly undone by Bungo, who sees an opportunity and immediately attempts to negotiate a protection deal with all the confidence of a man who has absolutely no leverage. What follows is, naturally, a challenge. A hunting competition....

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode contains strong language and dark themes, including references to violence involving children, graphic crime scenes, and ritualistic murder. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Delta Green: Ep3 “Where Dagon?” The Guild step deeper into the world of Delta Green. Under FBI cover, Mark leads the team into Yuma to investigate the brutal killing of a young marine,...

Still deep within the cave, the Guild attempt to regain control of a situation that already got well out of hand. With the creatures dealt with (somehow), a new opportunity presents itself—a deal with a mysterious druid who knows far more about Gallowmere than anyone has let on. Secrets begin to surface, threads start to connect… and naturally, a puzzle blocks the way forward. Which is where thing...

The Guild return to the ever-suspicious town of Gallowmere, where reinforcements from the G.I.A. arrive just in time to make things slightly more organised… and immediately more chaotic. Led by Brad, the party regroup over a hearty breakfast before being pointed toward honest work for once—courtesy of the town’s blacksmith. A quick trip to a nearby cave, a bit of mining, in and out. Easy coin. No...

The Guild continue their investigation into Clyde Bauman’s cabin… and finally uncover the truth. Or at least, something close enough to it. What they find inside is not what anyone was expecting—least of all Justin, whose reaction to the discovery is immediate, dramatic, and involves dropping his only source of light at the worst possible moment. Because Clyde Bauman’s wife… isn’t as dead as she s...

The Guild steps into the shadows. In their first foray into the world of Delta Green, Mark leads Ross, Jo, and Justin on what should be a simple, clean operation: enter the apartment of former agent Clyde Bauman and remove anything… sensitive. No questions. No complications. In and out. A watchful neighbour and her suspiciously observant dog take a keen interest in proceedings, subtlety is abandon...