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SHARK-MONTH continues with a bonafide Muthafucking classic: DEEP BLUE SEA! That’s right I just made it into #LastCenturyWeek with this 1999 banger. We get Samuel L Jackson playing our best Big Money Investor, Chef Cool J cooking up the hits, Sexy Scientists sciencing shit they ain’t got no business sciencing and genetically modified sharks killing errybody! So sit back, relax and get ready for a h...

SHARK MONTH continues! That’s right, mid-July and was totally thinking about jumping in the ocean for a nice reprieve from this heat. Unfortunately these water are infested with genetically hybridized creatures created for Science Reasons literally no one understands 🤦🏾‍♀️ So sit back, relax, maybe slam a cold cock (actually don’t, I’d hate for you to birth a tummy alien) and listen to me tell y...

We’ve made it to July and it’s hot as balls outside so clearly we all need a nice chill dip in the ocean. If you’ve pulled up on this episode you’re just in time for Shark Month! We are starting off with our #BlackWeek selection and surprisingly not the most ridiculous movie I’m gonna do this month 😂 Sit back, relax, grab a snack and hear all the details of how Steve Urkel grew up, joined the nav...

The final entry for Horror Comedy June means it’s a sequel and I picked a doozy this week! ANOTHER WOLFCOP! Listen, if you’ve seen Wolfcop then you clearly know that this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S And if you haven’t, then buckle up buttercup cuz this one is crazy. We get a greedy land developer, evil mayor Kevin Smith and a bunch of people Slamming Cold Cocks! Now you’re gonna have to listen...

Still in Horror Comedy June, we have made it to #ThisCentury Week. Now if you listened to Cocaine Bear you might think I’m doing Crackcoon, but I couldn’t do it 🤦🏾‍♀️ I made it about 25-30 minutes and no crackcoon just weird crack and suburban junkies. They didn’t “live” in the suburbs in the movie, just definitely people who live in the suburbs in real life trying to look cracky 😳 They didn’t,...

Second week of June and continuing our journey into Horror Comedy,we are jumping into #BlackWeek with: Cocaine Bear! This , movie stars Baby Cube, Felicity and a pretty boss ass bear who through no fault of her own becomes a drug addict. Listen to me tell you about a bear who happens to violently maul people on a quest to feed herself and babies, more coke. As well as the crew of criminals on the...

This was fun AF! While I had seen it before and went in with a strong pre re-watch rating of 4, it finishes with a solid 5! The practical special fx combined with perfectly delivered Dr Puns puts this in my “I need something fun to cheer me up” horror category. If it’s still too much for you, no worries, I got you 😉 I’ll give you all the pertinent details and you can let your imagination do the r...

On literally the last day of the month and final day of MAY-LIEN I finally made it to #SequelWeek and while I could’ve chosen something respectable, I chose CRITTERS 4! Listen to me regale you with tales of pretty shitty Atari space travel, moody space teen angst and surprisingly only a few actual critters as I skip over Critters 2 & 3 and go straight to the end of this franchise! We get apparentl...

Y’all we are still in #MAYLIEN, it’s #BLACKWEEK and I think I found out what made Lt. Mertaugh too old for this shit! LA in the 90’s, while it was hot AF, gang violence on 12 and also Predator? In Downtown? Sounds pretty unbelievable but it’s all facts! We also get to see nearly cute Gary Busey “Buse-ing” it up all over the place. Listen to me tell you about Detective Mister, in his hottest and sw...

I had to call an audible this week cuz Splice isn’t about aliens at all 🤦🏾‍♀️ Anyway, I did some research, I almost made a logical choice but then I saw ALIEN SHARK!! How could I not watch this for y’all, how could I not!! Please enjoy hearing about a weekend party turned tragedy when Alien Shark descends upon the beaches, floats in the sky and releases Alien Dog Shark for honestly no reason but...

It’s MAY-LIEN Month 👽👾🛸 and I could’ve started with a classic like “Alien” or “Aliens 3” but that’s too easy. So I went into the recesses of Baby Cee the Creeps mind to dig out this little furball of a gem for our #LastCentury episode. CRITTERS! Watch a town overridden with greedy space aliens lose their shit and depend on “Bad Ass Son” & “Town Drunk” to save the day! Did I mention there were b...

Soooo on the last day of Religious Horror Month I give you: Baby Tanglement , Jada Pinkett Smith in her baby hotness battling Sexy Demon, Billy Zane with the blood of Jesus for the sake of humanity I guess?! Who knows, the makeups are good, the kills are crazy and PSA, drinking with demons even if they’re sexy, is a bad idea. Follow me on socials so you don’t miss an episode!! Bluesky & IG: @ghost...

Whew chile this was crazy! Complete with intense stares, fantastic 70’s fashions and an even more evil version of Lord Summerisle still out here sacrificing. There’s a whole lotta questionable decision making in this one but when Bust It Open Jesus is involved, what can you expect! Follow me on socials: @ghostninjaraccoon on Bluesky & Instagram @ghstninjaracoon on LETTERBXD Music by: DJ B. Foreman

If a pastor somehow through the Magic of his “ancestors” became a vigilante tiny T-Rex, this would be his story. I hope you watched this cuz you will extra enjoy me telling you about it! Up Next: The Devil & His Daughter Follow me on socials: @ghostnjnharaccoon on Instagram & Bluesky @ghstninjaracoon on Letterboxd Ghostninjaraccvon@gmail.com Music By: DJ B. Foreman (He’s pretty dope)

When you were a teen were you smart enough to science a person back to life using neighborhood resources and nary a computer?! Maybe? I certainly wasn’t, I got a D in chemistry. Guess who is this smart?! Duh, The Angry Black Girl cuz she makes a monster. Sit back and enjoy what happens when teens teen and don’t tell any adults wtf they’re doing! Music by: DJ B. Foreman

Have you been recently wondering what would happen if an escaped homicidal maniac descended upon a hot, 80’s slumber party? Well wonder no more, I got you! Check out this weeks recap of 1982’s “The Slumber Party Massacre”. There’s tits, there’s murder, there’s stupid decisions, everything you need for an 80’s slasher! Shoutout to DJ B.Foreman for my dope ass music

Did you watch the 2024 smash hit Longlegs? Well if you didn’t I watched it for you!

With a surprisingly freaky freak living in the castle, Castlefreak reinforces that you shouldn't drink and drive and you definitely shouldn't join a cult and read from the super most evil one manual.  While, Anything for Jackson lets us know we definitely shouldn't have an "I'll do anything policy" for anyone.  I mean "anything" is such a broad term.  Also don't kidnap people and say words from an...

A cinematic classic with the most evil baby of all times + an erotic horror anthology with something I've never seen before comprise this episode.  I 100% recommend you watch one of these films.  Bet you can guess which one!

2 for the price of 1! Should you wish to hear about pre-teen angst going wrong and/or learn why Helen Hunt has mastered the ever difficult soap opera gaze check out this episode!

Think Purge meets Hunger Games with a bad ass take no shit Mom and a couple of annoying kids she must protect. Oh and some pretty shitty neighbors.

Horny the Clown, deservingly murdered teens, and a revenge tale as old as time makes this one a #WatchifYou’reBored flick that you really could just skip. I mean, I’m fixing to tell you about it sooo 🤷🏽‍♀️

70’s porn Star gets her big break, American Beauty: The Hoodrat Edition & when that D gets you sent to hell are what you’re going to hear about in my very first MINI-CAP! Somehow this is longer though 🤔 Enjoy!!

Horror movie with the Feels + best movie title ever + Muthaf****** Karen Black = I loved it!!

Crazy teens, turrible monster & 7 people crammed into a Tempo will likely make this one a hard pass for most. But I liked it 🤷🏽‍♀️ 2.5 Ninja stars for this early 90’s creature feature!